A/N: GUESS WHO'S BACK! I AM- AND MORE EXCITED THEN EVER!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the character of Bumbery, but i even took that name, but her personality is mine! YAY! oh, but most belongs to J.K.R. But, MSM, belongs to nike godess of victory (my good friend)

A/N: this takes place in the twins' 7th year, and Harry's 5th. But the plot has nothing to do withthe 5th book, sorry. well, enjoy! OH! and italics are the flash back or thoughts, and normal font is normal story, these ' ' are something faintly heard or quoted, and these "" are speach. now, ENJOY!

The Gryffindors were all gathered in the common room when they heard a crash. Harry looked at the twins who shrugged. They heard an 'ow' and a 'fuck' then a clang and a sigh. Suddenly they heard a crack of a vase falling to the floor and a 'shit' and more clanging and a 'damn it, it fell down' and a 'crap, I'm cursing again….' continued by mumbling then they heard the fat lady say, "Password." The person mumbled something sounding like, 'crap I can't remember the password, ah, fuck, oh it's - um… oh, right!' then the voice announced the password, and the portrait swung open.

Everyone was silent, when they saw who entered. It was a medium height girl with long straight rainbow hair, a nose stud, two earrings in her ear lobes and one in her cartilage. She was decked out in mood rings and a cobra ring on her pinky. She wore a shirt that said, 'Procrastinators Unite… Tomorrow' and a pair of jeans.

Harry looked quizzically at her, "Tonks?" he mumbled.

"Nope sorry Harry, I'm not Tonks, she would have said 'wotcher', but she is quite nice," The girl said.

After a long awkward silence she asked, "What is this how you always greet former teammates?"

Then they heard a squeal and Katie came rushing at her, "CHARLOTTE!" and hugged her, "It's so good to see you cuzzie!"

Then Alicia and Angelina rushed over, giving her hugs and the twins stood up and walked over to her.

"So, what'd you bring us?" Katie asked jumping up and down, like a five year old in a candy store.

"For little cuzzie Katie, I got herbal shampoo and soap," Charlotte handed her a basket, "For Alicia, The Princess Bride, Angelina, a new quiddich book," She handed the items to the correct people, and Angelina's face lit up.

"It's the new version with the updated move database and records! Thanks so much!" Angelina gushed.

"Yeah, I love this book!" Alicia said smiling.

"What about for us?" Fred whined.

"I didn't forget about you guys, don't worry," Charlotte smiled, "I got you two… drum roll please!… Some stuff from a muggle joke shop so you can get more ideas!"

"Thanks Charlotte," The twins smiled mischievously.

"But that's not all, look who's here!" She pointed towards the door, "It's Trish!"

Everyone looked confused when Oliver Wood entered, except for Katie, Angelina, Alicia, and the twins, they smiled knowingly.

"Great to see you Trish!" Charlotte exclaimed.

Harry snickered at the nickname, and Oliver glared at him, but Harry halted suddenly at the appearance of Charlotte's face in his.

She leaned down and said, "Okay Potter - Yes I know your name- I only can call Trish, Trish, Because Trish didn't like the name Ollie, so he's Trish. Ya don't want a name like that do ya Pot?" Harry shook his head, "Good," She smiled and stood up smiling, reminding Oliver and the team of how 'Trish' came to be.

FLASHBACK!

"Hey Ollie," Charlotte came up to Oliver on the grounds, smiling.

Oliver glared at her.

"Is Ollie gonna hafta smack a bitch?" Charlotte asked, and the sound of the back of a hand colliding with the side of a head could be heard. "Hey! I didn't mean me!"

Oliver still glared at her.

"Well Ollie, since I can't call you that, how about Ozwald?"

"No."

"Otto?"

"No."

"Oakes?"

"No."

"Octavio?"

"No."

"Odakota?"

"No."

"Odysseus?"

"No."
"Okapi?"

"No."

"Olaf?"

"No."

"Ole?"

"No."

"Oleg?"

"No."

"Omar?"

"No."

"Ozzie?"

"No."

"Edmund?"

"No."
"Peter?"
"No."

"Charles? We could be matching!"

"No."

(it continued like this for a long while, until finally,)

"I KNOW!" Charlotte exclaimed, "Okay, Trish."

"What?" Oliver asked, looking for the other person she was talking to.

"From now on you're Trish, Oliver, and there's nothing you can do about it!" She said smiling and running away from a VERY angry Oliver.

END FLASHBACK!

"So," Harry asked, "You went to Hogwarts, how come we never saw you here Charlotte?"

"Oh, it's Bumbery, I prefer that," Bumbery smiled, "And the reason you never saw me is because I left before third year, I moved to america, to go to Manhattan School of Magic, or MSM."

"Oh."

"Yeah, so I just graduated and decided to visit my FAVORTIE quiditch team!" Harry looked confused, but Hermione got it.

"So you're three years older than us, two years older than Katie, one year older than the twins, and one year younger than Oliver," Hermione said.

"Yep, and I taught the twins all the quiditch they know!"

"Really?" Ron asked.

"Yeah, I was a beater, and I trained them so that if I left they could become beaters!"

"Yes," The twins agreed, then bowed down saying, "We weren't worthy! We weren't worthy!" Over and over, until Bumbery picked them up by the shirt collars and said,

"You still aren't." And the whole room cracked up.

Same old Bumbs, Oliver thought as he smiled, It was a pity she dyed her hair, it was such a pretty shade of auburn, and she was so pretty… NO! She's like a sister, a good friend, no thinking about her in that way- But his thoughts were interrupted by Bumbery saying, "Oy, Trish, we're going to the kitchens, want to come?"

"Uh, no I'm okay."

"Alright, I'll see you later," And she exited with Katie and Fred.

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