Disclaimer: See previous chapter. Do not own Donkey Kong, Rare/Nintendo do.

Comments: Took a while but the second chapter... I meant Mission is complete. For someone who hasn't played Donkey Kong Country series for ages, it was tricky remembering the places. Now to the mission...

Mission 2: 2:01pm to 6pm (14:01 to 18:00)

The green crocodile has started walking into the Kongo Jungle marching while looking anxiously just in case someone took his wallet.

Klump shouted, "Hip Hup, Hip Hup, Hip". He then got some Lucozade from his belt and drank the fluid, he then continued, "Hup, Hip Hup, Hip Hup, I am fed up of marching."

Suddenly General Klump had arrived at Jungle Hi-Jinx which is the home of Donkey Kong, he saw a treehouse above a cave with a poorly built ladder going up. First Klump tried to jump on but he missed and hit the cave instead, shook his head and tried again and was successful yet again.

"I think I should lay off the Double Woodburgers filled with Bayou Cheese", sighed Klump.

The green general had reached DK's treehouse and opened the door, inside was a green tyre, a picture of Candy Kong, 12 rotten banana peels, a hammock with a smell of cheap deodrant and a radio. He had saw the green tyre on the floor and jumped on it enjoying the bouncing of the tyre like a spring.

Klump happily spoke, "Wheeee! This is fun!"

Meanwhile on Necky's Nutmare, King K.Rool and a giant vulture are talking about a plan to get rid off Donkey Kong.

"You see Necky, Donkey Kong can't resist my chocolate flavour bananas which I stole from the usual place and filled them with chocolate," laughed K.Rool.

Necky asked, "What should I do, your scaleface King Koopa lookalikeness?"

King K.Rool had never gave instructions to Necky before since he stupidily always used Klump to give orders so he put his finger on his chin and waved on his other arm.

"The usual approach, fire Grade G coconuts at Donkey Kong and that's it", replied K.Rool.

Necky flew higher in his cave and shouted with stupidity, "Got it, what was the plan again?"

King K.Rool put his hand on his face since he just realised that Necky was dumber than Klump soon the scaly dictator left the cave and headed back to Gang-plank Galleon.

Back in Jungle Hi-Jinx, Klump was still bouncing on the tyre but he was started to get bored of jumping so the general tried to get off the tyre however instead it bounced him up and tore through Donkey Kong's treehouse and was flying in the air.

Klump happily shouted, "So this is what is it like to fly!"

Just as soon as Klump finished the sentence, he came crashing down near to Cranky's Cabin.

While inside the wooden home of a gorilla, Cranky Kong was still reading his Retro Gamer magazine smiling on every page he turned, wiping his eyes with happiness when back outside, General Klump was wiping his helmet.

Klump sighed, "Now to search for my current location, a.s.a.p."

So Klump was marching along until he saw a wooden shack and ran towards the door.

"What was that clatter, don't you know that I am having peace and quiet around here?", shouted Cranky. He then continued, "I was right on the Back to the Eighties part of my Retro Gamer."

Cranky had seen Klump coming through heading towards the elderly gorilla and held his hand in a stop position.

Cranky muttered, "Come running won't you Klump, I wouldn't tell you where my idiot son is cause I don't care for his silly adventures."

The monkey wiped his hand and Klump crashed into Cranky that they were on the floor. Unusually, the green crocodile picked him up and put him into his rocking chair. Klump then got himself up and stood next to Cranky.

Klump stuttered, "I have come to locate my location so I could impress the sir of sirness, the croc of aligatorness, King K.Rool, waiting to answer from the gorilla."

Cranky winked towards General Klump and slowly spoke, "You are in Cranky's Cabin and since you're here, you can read Retro Gamer with me."

"Okay, your anicentness", replied Klump.

So the crocodile and the gorilla that needs some aftershave were reading a retro gaming magazine together, while Cranky read all the notes, Klump would look at the pictures since Kremlings can't read very well except easy to read books and Anything for Kremlings, the only exception was Klump's leader King K.Rool who attended Villiany School with King Koopa, Dr. Robotnik, Professor Monkey-for-a-head and other villians. Cranky turned towards the Bargain Hunt page which was full of consoles and prices of them, while Klump looked at the pictures of them.

Since Cranky could not understand modern gaming he asked Klump, "What is a Playdia?"

"It is a Japanese console which was short lived and had Sailor Moon on it according to my sources and research", replied the green crocodile.

Cranky then turned and rambled, "It must be that game I played in the arcades when I was young, with a sailor man, a large man, a girl and a hamburger eater which is made by Nintendo."

While Cranky got Popeye confused with Sailor Moon; back in Gang-plank Galleon, King K.Rool was getting bored and was picking his claws.

"I have the perfect way to end boredom, Pizza!", exclaimed the aligator dictator.

Instead of pizza, King K.Rool bit into a piece of wood and was laughing due to insaneness like most villians.

Meannwhile back in Cranky's Cabin, Klump was scratching his helmet due to that Cranky got his games wrong and was reading his magazine.

Klump adviced Cranky and spoke, "That is extremely wrong, your elderness. The game which even the writer has no knowledge about and at the rate unlikely, is about a Japanese schoolgirl who has powers from jewellery who got it from a cat and has four helpers with names named after planets, very popular in Japan but hated in Donkey Kong Island and Kremling Isle."

When Klump finished the sentence, Cranky's face was turning red and shouted after realising that he had watched the show six years ago, "I hate Japanimation!"

The gorilla shouted so loud that in Funky's Flights which was on the other side of Cranky's Cabin, the relaxed ape covered his ears.

"That Cranky needs to chill man", slowly and smoothly spoke Funky.

After hearing the gorilla's shout, Klump ran straight towards the door and was running past the underwater Coral Capers, the high flying Barrel Cannon Canyon and the funky Funky's Flights shop. Soon the green crocodile had reached Candy's Save Point, there was a sign that said: Need Love? Wait till 6 o'clock for the true meaning. At this point, Klump was starting to get bored so he turned on his KremBoy device but all it had was a message from K.Rool saying "Klump, Klump, Klump!", instead he began to munch the delightful wood planks from the save point.

Klump ate and spoke with his mouth full, "Mmmm... This is good wood."

Out of nowhere, a blonde haired and red dress monkey came towards the save point and sees the green crocodile eating her place. As soon as he finished eating the current plank and looked at his watch which was five minutes early, Klump got a bag from the ground which is most likely left by K.Rool over the chocolate flavour bananas and puts the bag over Candy.

"Let me go, you lardy Kremling!", shouted Candy.

Ignoring the advice from the monkey, General Klump was marching with Candy in the bag towards the Monkey Mines.

Klump bellowed out, "My mission is complete, soon King K.Rool would be proud of me!"