A/N: I Know I said i wouldn't update until the 10th but Nike convinced me to update, yeah.
Disclaimer: Same as the last chapter, except i do not own: A.) Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, B.) the names Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum, and Alice, C.) The Crocodile Poem, (those belong to Lewis Carroll) and D.) Sporks.
A/N: Thanks to the reviewers! YAY! mucho love. (--Gives chocolate to estrid2006, and Nefertarie, her first actual reviewers--) (--smiles at Nike Goddess of Victory who actually read this story after many annoyed comments from me, hehe --) (--So, most of this chapter will be flashbacks, in the flashbacks they will be from the point of view of the flashback teller, so enjoy this chapter ya'll!
Oh, I almost forgot:
The Last line from the last Chapter:
"Well Pot, she's Gin of course." To that they all, except Katie, Ginny and Bumbery proceeded to hit there heads against many hard surfaces.
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"Well," Katie said after they finished eating, "What should we do know?"
"I could tell the story of how Alice became Alice…" Bumbery suggested.
"Okay, I guess that'd be something to do," Katie sighed, she already knew this story, but still it was something to do.
"So, it was a cold winter's day, I was sitting in one of the arm chairs in my cozy pajamas, you know, the ones with 'fear the spork' on them, yeah those. So anyways, I was sipping a cup of hot coca staring at the fire, daydreaming, when I hear,
'You are insufferable Fred Weasley!' And I turn to see Alicia and Angelina coming down the stairs, followed by Fred and George.
'What did I do? It was George!'
'No it wasn't me!'
'Well, whoever did it is a prat.' Angelina snarled.
'Guys,' Alicia said, 'do I have to quote Lewis Carroll at you?' When they continued arguing, she sighed and said,
'How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!'
'What's that from?' George asked.
'Well, Twiddle Dee, it's from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, right Alice?' I said, and suddenly the four looked at me as if they just noticed I was there.
'Which one of us is Alice?' Angelina asked curiously.
'Well, Angie, that would be 'Alicia' as you call her, but she's Alice to me.' I smiled at the looks on their faces, combined shock, annoyance and appreciation.
'If George's Twiddle Dee, what does that make me?' Fred asked.
'Well of course, you're Twiddle Dum,' I said to the large amounts of laughter coming from Alicia and Angelina and smiled.
THE END!"
Angelina shook her head and rolled her eyes, "She's exaggerating!"
"Oh, am I really?" Bumbery arched an eyebrow, "Then you tell the story!"
"Fine, I will."
"I had just finished my charms homework when, that insufferable Fred Weasley, came in with his twin and decided to turn my hair bright pink. So I got very angry, and yelled, 'Fred Weasley, you suck! How dare you turn my hair pink!'
And he responded cheekily, 'It's because I think your face looks lovely when you're angry.'
Alicia rolled her eyes and I got frustrated and left the room yelling over my shoulder, 'You are INSUFFERABLE Fred Weasley!'
Then of course the arragant twins HAD to follow me and Alicia as we walked down the stairs.
'What did I do?' Fred asked, 'It was George!'
'No use pinning it on me mate, ' George said, 'She saw you do it.'
'Yeah, I did see you do it Fred,' I spat, 'You are a real prat.' I continued to glare at Fred.
'Guys,' Alicia said, 'Do I have to quote Lewis Carroll at you?
To which I answered, 'Yes,' at the same time as Fred saying, 'No.'
'YES!'
'NO!'
'YES!'
'NO!'
And then she said the poem, just like I knew she would,
'How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!'
'Ah, Lewis Carroll,' said George, 'Very soothing.'
'You are quite right, Twiddle Dee,' said Bumbery.
'Yes, I always loved the character Alice,' Alicia said dreamily.
'Then you shall be 'Alice' to me!' Bumbery blubbered, 'Such a sweet name….'
'Well that only leaves me without a nickname,' Fred said flatly, and I knew what was coming.
'You are, to match your brother, Twiddle Dum.'
To which Alicia and I snickered before receiving a glare from Fred.
The End.'
"Ah," said Katie, "That sounds more realistic."
"Humph," Bumbery crossed her arms and turned up her nose, "You all just don't know what a good story is." Then of course, she got pummeled with pillows, but that's beside the point.
"Well," She said, after straitening her shirt and smoothing down her hair, "I'd best be off to bed!" She stood up and walked up the stairs to Alicia and Angelina's dorm, the one least likely to be disturbed.
"Yeah, night," they all muttered to each other, drifting off to their own dorms, except Oliver who, like Bumbery, joined the seventh years in their dorm for the night.
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