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The Last Line of the Last Chapter:

"Yeah, night," they all muttered to each other, drifting off to their own dorms, except Oliver who, like Bumbery, joined the seventh years in their dorm for the night.
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The next morning, everyone was eating breakfast in the Great Hall, except that all of the Gryffindors noticed the absence of Katie, Oliver and Bumbery. But their absence was short lived. Since when they started mumbling about it, in they entered, Katie first, smiling, then Oliver, looking uncomfortable, and lastly, Bumbery, her hair a vivid shade of purple.

As soon as they sat down, Dumbledore stood up, and smiled, "Good morning, now that we all are present, I have a few announcements to make," the students started to talk again but were hushed by the glares from their heads of house.

"As I was saying, I have an announcement, we have two very distinguished guests today," Fred and George snickered, since they knew that he was referring to Oliver and Bumbery, who are definitely NOT distinguished, "Both happen to be former students of Hogwarts, but one attended the American school, Manhattan School of Magic as well. So please welcome back into your hearts, Mr. Oliver Wood and Ms. Charlotte Bumbery!" There was polite applause for both, some 'woops' from the quiditch players for Oliver, and some catcalls directed at Bumbery.

"Well, now go on with your day!" Dumbledore sat down and bit into his toast.

Oliver and Bumbery sat down, and started to eat. Bumbery taking a heap of bacon, eggs and toast. Oliver gawked at her.

"What?" Bumbery asked through a mouthful of eggs, "I'm hungry!"

"Just don't forget to leave some for the rest of us," he said nonchalantly, but then receiving an elbow in the side.

"That was mean Trish!"

"Sorry."

"I was kidding Trish, it's fine," Bumbery smiled, then got an evil glint in her eyes, and Oliver looked scared. He should have of course, since that was the look she got when she did things like cover people in green jello or starting to call people Trish. Yes, I mean THAT look. The look that launched a thousand pranks, yes THAT look.

"Bumbery, what are you thinking?" Oliver asked, nervous.

"Nothing," She said, then scampered off, with toast in her mouth, dragging along her cousin, who looked angry at being dragged away by the arm in the middle of kissing Lee.

The twins looked interested, so they followed the two cousins with similar glints in their eyes, but George came back to drag off Harry, who looked very disgruntled and slightly scared.

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Bumbery and the twins sat down Harry in a chair and pointed a flash-light in his eyes, "Pot, who's that kid who always bothers you?"

"Uh, do you mean Draco Malfoy?"

"Yes, and if my sources are correct, he was turned into a bouncing ferret last year?"

"Uh, yeah…."

"Okay! Thank you!" The twins stood Harry up and started to take him away but, he made them pause.

"I have one question."

"Okay, you may ask it."

"Why were you shining a flashlight in my eyes?"

"Well, it's because I saw it in some muggle movies and it looked cool."

"Oh, okay then," and Harry was whisked away.

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No one had seen the twins or Bumbery for the rest of the day, and Oliver knew a prank was coming.

The next day the Gryffindors found a news paper on the table called, The Hogwarts Quill, the front page article was titled: "An Amazing Prank", so they all elected Oliver to read it aloud, so everyone in the common room could hear.

"The dazzling Charlotte Bumbery has always been famous for her unique pranks, but yesterday she set into motion, one that will be put down in history.

We all have heard of Draco Malfoy, but I think after this prank, his name won't be so feared. Ms. Bumbery decided to transfigure and charm his robes to be either dresses, robes with a ferret bouncing on them, or robes with a ferret doing a strip tease to the song 'I'm Too Sexy'." Oliver paused at this, looking a little disturbed at the imagery, but he continued, " Also it turns out his shoes are now either, stilettos, pumps, ballet slippers, or girly combat boots, but she did all of this very cleverly so that everyone but Malfoy and the teachers can see it.

When asked about the prank she said only one thing, "If I'd have known he had a better figure than me, I would have shot him instead."

So thanks to Charlotte Bumbery and the Weasley twins, we'll all have a good long laugh…." Oliver finished, then said, "It's written by Luna Lovegood and the pictures are by the Creevy brothers."

People snatched the newspaper from him and looked at the pictures, there was a lot of laughter, and people rushed to the great hall so they could see this in person.

When Oliver reached the Great Hall, he saw a blonde girl whom many people seemed to be laughing at, then he realized it was Malfoy and cracked up. He walked over to the Gryffindor table, to see Bumbery, today with blonde hair with red and gold stripes, receiving hi-fives from many students. Damn… she's hot, Oliver thought, But she probably wants nothing to do with me, probably already has a boyfriend, I have no chance with her.

"Oy Trish, take a seat," Bumbery smiled and pulled out the chair next to her.

"Thanks," he sat down, "That was a nice prank you pulled."

"Yeah, I was bored and you know me, I need to do something! So I asked Harry about Malfoy and…." Her eyes are really pretty, an emerald green color….

But his thoughts were interrupted by Bumbery getting up to leave, saying, "I'm off to see Hagrid, wanna come?"

"Sure, why not," Oliver stood up, and they left, along with the twins, to head down to Hagrid's Hut.

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter, for once with a story, I know where I want it to go. So, please review and tell me what you think. (tell me if you want the prequels mentioned in my profile in your reviews, because i have ideas!) (it's kind of shocking that almost more poeple have read my other story than this... O.o) (I'll be packing tomorrow for my vacation, so this will be my last update until the tenth) Again, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, because Bumbery is such a fun character to write! (--smiles--)