My boredom never ceases to end so voila! Another story!
If you give maureen a cowbell,
she'll call her friend Elsie the cow to help her with a protest.
And if she holds a protest, Elsie will complain about diet coke.
Then Maureen will panic and begin asking people to moo with her.
If they moo with her a riot will begin, if a riot begins Maureen will lose Elsie in the crowd.
If she looses Elsie in the crowd, she'll remember to listen for Elsies cowbell.
Then Maureen will get jelous and want another one of her own.