A/N: this is the chapter you've all been waiting for-- THE DOUBBLE CHAPTER! YAY! (I decided to post this today, because Nike begged me too.) Thanks to my reviewers, i really appreciate it. (they started kissing because they LOVE eachother, and well, it's funny.) (Okay i have one comment Would you turn down Denzel Washington for Kenneth Branagh in' Much Ado About Nothing?' Sorry Emma Thompson (as Beatrice) that's just plain stupid, he's a prince in sexy leather pants- AND he's FREAKIN' DENZEL WASHINGTON! erm, sorry, i had a spazam...) NOW ENJOY!
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The Last Line of the Last Chapter:
Oliver rolled his eyes, is it just me or is everyone getting together? he thought.
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Lee walked down the hallway towards the room that Harry said he would lock Charlotte and Oliver in, seeing as he was voted by the others to see how everything was going, since Ginny went to check and hadn't come back for fifteen minuets.
Lee was startled at what he saw, Harry and Ginny kissing, instead of Charlotte and Oliver. I thought they liked each other and all, but wow, Lee thought, Oh well, I better go tell the others. With that, he thumped back up the stairs to the common room, to announce to the Gryffindors, "Didn't work," to which they all grumbled.
"Alright, I want to go next," Alicia and Katie said at the same time, then looked at each other and realized that their plans would work wonderfully together.
"We'll work together," they announced to the others, to which no one complained.
"So, I want to go with the whole Much Ado about nothing thing, and you want to have them convinced that the other is dead," Alicia said.
"Yes, so we can have them think the other is suicidal then say they killed themselves," Katie said, speaking what was on Alicia's mind.
"Perfect."
"Yes, perfect. MUAHAHAHA!"
"Yes, BUAHAHAHAHA!"
"MUAHAHAHA!"
"BUAHAHAHAHA!"
And in the background you could here Lee trying not to laugh, and instead tried to cover it up with an evil laugh, but the laugh came out sounding like, "TEEHEEHEE!" and everyone looked at him like he was crazy. To that, Lee just shrugged.
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Katie and Alicia spotted Charlotte sitting by the entrance to the room of requirement, doing yoga of some sort, wearing a t-shirt that said, "Chaos? Check. Panic? Check. Disorder? Check. My Work Here is Done." They decided to start walking and stop at the entrance of a nearby classroom to do their talk.
The walked, and stopped, then Alicia said, 'Wow, Oliver sure is depressed," she sighed overdramatically.
"Yeah, he sure is pining for Charlotte," Katie continued.
"I heard he was thinking of killing himself if Bumbery didn't say he loved him back," Alicia said solemnly, but was glad that Bumbery could not see her face.
"Wow, I sure hope that he doesn't do that, it would be terrible."
"Yeah, oh we better get going," Alicia said, then started to walk towards Bumbery.
Katie stopped when she saw her, "Oh hi Charlotte."
"Hey," Charlotte said, whilst getting down from her handstand, "Are you going to dinner?"
"Yeah, want to come?" Alicia asked.
"Sure, I'd love to come. Let's go!" She stood up, and walked down the hall thinking to herself, Hmm, that conversation sounded very familiar in context. I think I'll figure it out over dinner.
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During dinner, Oliver and Bumbery sat at opposite sides of the table, Bumbery with the twins and Ginny, Oliver with Harry, Ron, and Angelina. In the middle were Alicia, Kaite and Hermione, the latter was just sitting there reading, the other two were, for lack of better words, 'plotting evilly'.
Bumbery was talking to the twins and Ginny about pranks, and Oliver was talking with Harry, Ron and Angelina about quid ditch, both parties were talking half-heartedly, because they were bored.
Eventually, Bumbery got tired of sitting there, and finally figured out WHY that conversation from before sounded so farmilar, They're trying to pull a Beatrice and Benedict on me! ARG! That will not work.
So, she stood up and left the hall during dessert to go do some yoga.
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When Bumbery left, Katie and Alicia moved in, they sat down next to Ron, and started to talk.
"Wow, Bumbery sure is depressed," Alicia said, then sighed, once again, overdramatically.
"Yeah, she sure is pining for Oliver," Katie continued.
"I heard she was thinking of killing herself if Oliver didn't say he loved her back," Alicia said solemnly.
"Wow, I sure hope she doesn't do that, it would be terrible."
"Yeah, oh look at the time, we should go study," Alicia said, then stood up and left the table, with Katie following.
Little did they know that Oliver had not heard a word they had said, and that Charlotte had figured out their plan.
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"So," Katie started, "Now it's time to initiate my part of the plan!" she squealed the last part out of excitement.
"Yes, so should we tell them that the other died, or get them separated first?"
"I think separation first would be a good idea," Katie smiled, "I take my cousin, you take Oliver, make sure they stay away form each other, got it?"
"M'am, yes M'am!" Alicia mock-saluted, and went on her way.
"All is going according to plan," Katie said, smiling wickedly.
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So, Alicia and Katie spent all day, keeping Oliver and Bumbery away form each other, which wasn't that hard, considering said parties were practically doing it themselves. Finally, they both decided to tell their person 'the bad news'.
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"I have some bad news Oliver," Alicia said, "Bumbery killed herself."
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"I have some bad news Charlotte," Katie said, "Oliver killed himself."
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"And it was because she thought you didn't love her."
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"And it was because he thought you didn't love him."
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"Which is wrong, right Oliver?"
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"Which is wrong, right Charlotte?"
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"Um," said both Charlotte and Oliver, "I think your resources are wrong, considering who's right across the lake."
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"WHO?" The girls asked.
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"Charlotte," Oliver said at the same time Charlotte said, "Oliver."
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"RATS!"
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A/N: I know, another cheap ending, but i can't help it- it was right there, how can i resist it's charm? Please review, it makes me feel special!