(Sorry if this one sucks. I wrote it while I was listening to my /illegally/ downloaded copy of the soundtrack. XD I plan to buy the soundtrack soon, no worries. This chapter was inspired by the track The Kraken. Wooh.)
(And by the wayyyy... I now have a captions page for PotC. There's a Beckett one. XD I have the link on my profile, check it out! Sign the guestbook with your FF name!)
Chapter 3: In Which Beckett is Forced to Listen to Organ Music
"Fear my nifty organ!" cried Davy Jones.
He laughed his evil laugh as he sat down to play. He smiled at Beckett, who was currently being held against the wall by two crewmates.
"You know, that's my favorite method of restraint/confinement."
That said, he began to play that super-nifty organ tune from track two, the Kraken.
He dramatically pounded upon the keys with hand, claw, and tentacles, and somehow an entire orchestra soon appeared in the corner to help with the nifty song.
A trumpet player marched up to Beckett and blatted his trumpet right in his face.
"Hahahahahaha!" Davy Jones laughed from his organ.
That's when the chorus-people came in, and they swarmed around Beckett, chanting loudly.
"Ha, yah, ho, hah!" chanted the chorus chantily.
Spit flew, and Beckett cringed and writhed.
Davy Jones stood up and did the Macarena for no reason, then sat down quickly.
"Wooh! More organ!" he said, as he dragged his organ over to where Beckett was. He then proceeded to play it very loudly, until the room was so filled with awesome music, that Beckett's tiny brain could no longer take it and his head exploded.