Random if it get's good reviews I'll probably make 1 for maureen/cowbell, etc. Enjoy! Inspiration from an old childrens book.
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If you give a roger a guitar,
he'll begin to strum it.
He'll probably begin of thinking up songs,
so he'll want a coffee stained notebook to write them down.
Then he'll ask to preform again as a pretty boy frontman.
When you let him preform,
he'll most probably find an April.
Then he'll get caught up in drugs.
The drugs will get him sick and then he'll have to go through widrawl.
Then he'll need a Markydoodle,
A year later on Christmas Eve he'll most probably get bored.
And chances are he'll pull out his guitar and begin to strum it.