The Cruse of the Instant Mashed Potatoes
A Yugioh comedy/and whatever I could think of…
(I got this idea for this story while I was talking to my friend over the phone and eating Instant Mashed Potatoes…and gravy yum… this story is what I call pure stupidity at 12:50 a.m…)
A/N –I do not own Yugioh
Rating for language, and pure Stupidity…Enjoy
Chapter 1
Summary Yugi and Atemu walked down the dark creepy alleyway. They were heading home after seeing a movie. Yugi was tightly wrapped around Atemu's arm, enjoying the moment of Atemu's company. That's when it happened a thing of Instant Mashed Potatoes took Yugi from Atemu's grip. OH MY GOD WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT…read to find out.
Chapter 1
Yugi looked up at Atemu, he was humming a TM Revolution song. He was glad that Atemu took him out on this date. It was their first date since they told everyone that they were going out. At first everyone was shocked that they were going out and they at first did not expect them but soon they grew to understand them and accept them. I am sure glad that everyone accepts us…thought Yugi. Atemu stopped to look at the sky that caused Yugi to almost walk into the road. "Yugi!" screamed Atemu as he pulled Yugi back beside him but Yugi took a trip and landed n a puddle. " Yugi you have to stop daydreaming you'll going to get hurt," said Atemu as he kissed Yugi on the forehead. " Sorry Atemu… But I'm so happy that we get to go out on a date for the first time," said Yugi so cheerfully.
Atemu smiled down at Yugi. He to was happy that they got to go out on a date. " Yugi its looks like its about to rain so lets hurry up and go home," he said as he took a hold of Yugi's hand they both skipped a crossed the street. Almost getting hit by a car. Yugi tightly grasped Atemu's hand when the car went by them. " Hey Atemu I know a shortcut through a dark alley…if you want to take…we don't have to…I do not like any ways it gives me the chills," said Yugi with a squeaky voice. " Yugi you'll have to get over your fears… so why don't we take it and besides Yugi I'll be right beside you," Atemu said with a reassuring smile. Yugi smiled back. He was a little scared thou but he trusted Atemu with all of his heart. So he followed Atemu.
Before they got to the alley Atemu had stop to buy a box of Instant Mashed Potatoes from an old lady that was standing on the sidewalk trying to sell boxes. So he bought a box to help out the old lady. But he did not know the box of Instant Mashed Potatoes was radioactive. " Atemu that was so kind of you to buy a box of Instant Mashed Potatoes from that old lady," said Yugi as he cuddled up to his arm. Atemu patted Yugi on his head and tossed the box of Instant Mashed Potatoes into a trashed can. Soon rain started to down pour down and the Instant Mashed Potatoes started to grow and it has a green glow to it. Soon it grew to a huge size and slowly followed Atemu and Yugi down the alleyway slowly but surly.
"Atemu I have a bad feeling about walking down this alleyway…I just do not feel safe right know," said Yugi frighten. Atemu let out a sigh and stopped walking so he could face Yugi. " Yugi nothing is going to you when I'm with you," he said as he kissed Yugi on the lips. At that time a trash can tip over behind them and when Atemu looked to see what it was Instant Mashed Potatoes swooped and grabbed Yugi. Atemu looked at Yugi to tell him that it was nothing and only to be confronted by Instant Mashed Potatoes that was holding onto Yugi. Instant Mashed Potatoes started to hit Atemu. Soon Atemu fell to the ground unconscious. " You just got Mashed… muhahahaha," said Instant Mashed Potatoes who had an every evil smile on his face.
Yugi looked up at his captive with fear. " Don't worry my love I'll take good care of you," said Instant Mashed Potatoes with a lustful tone of voice. Yugi tried to get away but the Instant Mashed Potatoes but it held him very tightly and very close to it. Yugi looked down at his beloved Atemu who was certainly unconscious and lying face first in the ground. " Are you worried about him my love… he'll be fine," said Instant Mashed Potatoes as he placed a golden tiara over Yugi's head. (I know I got that from Inuyashsa) "Now my love well you come with me?" asked Instant Mashed Potatoes. " Yes my master I will come with you," said Yugi with gleaming eyes (god damnit I got that from Inuyashsa again). Instant Mashed Potatoes let out a laugh of joy and in an instant he and Yugi disappeared into the night skies.
Yugi was taken to an abandon warehouse that was on the outskirts of Domino. " My beloved Yugi we are home,' said Instant Mashed Potatoes as he patted Yugi on the head. Leaving a small pile of mashed potatoes on his head. Yugi smiled at his captive lustfully. He had a craving for mashed potatoes. " My beloved Yugi I can't wait for are wedding day soon you will belong to me for ever and no one can take you from me," said Instant Mashed Potatoes as he groped Yugi. Yugi let out a soft moan of pleasure as Instant Mashed Potatoes groped him down there. Instant Mashed Potatoes smiled as he watched the pleasure sweep over Yugi's face. Good he is mine now thought Instant Mashed Potatoes as he smiled even more.