update! sorry for taking so long, everyone! But today we have a special guest appearance...
Kids
Chapter 7: Training
"Brother!" said Alphonse, alarmed "Stop it!"
"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS GUY HAS DONE TO OUR MOM, ALPHONSE! FOR ALL WE KNOW HE COULD HAVE BEEN MOLESTING-"
"Bonk!" Roy wacked Ed over the head, causing him to go unconscious "Now, shall we continue? I'd like to get this done by the end of a day. Someone has a date." said Roy, smutten with himself.
Riza scowled over at Roy and turned over to Hughes "I think I should tell the next part about Roy's training, no?" She had a slight scent of milliciosness in her face. Roy's eyes widened he slightly jumped in horror. He pouted and then tucked himself in the corner of the room...
he pouted over at Riza "You're mean. I don't like you."
"So... let's see... Roy's first Alchemy lesson..."
" ARE YOU ISTENING TO ME!" came the strict hollar of Riza's father that could be heard entirely throughout Riza's home.
" Y-yeah of course. It's just... She's kinda... weird..." Roy said frowning, pointing to Riza who was outside.
"What did you say. Why is she weird."
"Well... she's... punching the swing and... girls don't do that!" exlaimed Roy, flailing his arms up in the air.
"She's stronger than you. Believe it, punk."
Roy looked annoyed at his Sensei and sighed deeply.
" The basis of alchemy..."
Hawkeye-Sensei kept rambling on but all Roy could hear was "blah, blah, blah..." He tried to pay attention, but couldn't concentrate. He just stared at that stupid girl. She was running around in circles, fast until she gave in and fell to the ground from exhaustion. She was dirty from mud splashing onto her legs from running. And when she hit the tire swing it would almost go flying. She was strong. Too strong.
" Are you checking out my daughter?" Sensei asked suspiciosly, causing Roy to jump back from the abbrupt question.
"Wha-what...?"
"Because If you are, then stop. You're too weak for her likes." Sensei folded his arms across his chest and looked down at Roy, over his glasses. " Now! Show me your best transmutation. Come on. I don't have all day."
Roy hesitatly got out of his seet and pulled out a small white piece of chalk from his pocket. He clumsly got down on his knees, nearly tripping Hawkeye sensei. He carefuly drew a large circle and other shapes inside it. It was quite a simple circle. Roy closed his eyes and bit the bottom of his lip. He clapped his hands together, under his chin and placed them onto the circle. Particles began whirling around in a circular shape. It rotated and span fast and hard and-it stopped. A pile of dirt and ashes lay in the middle of the circle. Roy sighed, frustration in his voice. Sensei scowled down at the failed attemt of transmutation like it was a piece of trash.
"Why did I even accept this kid as my apprentice...?" Sensei said to himself, placing his head in his hands. He paced over to his bookshelves and pulled out several large books and thrust them into Roy's hands, causing him to clumsily fall over.
"I want a detailed essay on the basis of alchemy: equavilant exchange."
"But I know all that stuff already!" Roy whined, as he was being pushed out the door.
"No you don't. You know squat." And with that, Hawkeye- Sensei slammed the door in Roy's face.
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"I can't get this stupid thing to work! gahh!" Roy said, iritated, throwing papers around his room. He had been working non-stop all evening and now it was near mid-night. Riza stood at the door and looked at Roy strangely.
"What do you want?" Roy growled, turning his head briskly towards Riza.
"Well, I was hopeing I cold go to bed now." she had her arms folded across her chest and she still had dirt stains on her knees.
"How's that my problem?" Roy asked, furious.
" We have to share a room... a bunk bed." Riza said wearily, pointing a the bunk bed tucked in the corner of the room.
"We do? I didn't even notice that thing..." Roy said stupidly. "Where did you sleep yeserday, then?" Roy looked suspiciously over at Riza.
" I had to sleep on the floor because of you." her eyes narowed and she looked very annoyed. Roy didn't say anything and she said nothing back. They just... glared each other to death.
" Show me your Alchemy." Riza said, still annoyed, breaking the silence.
"Why?" Roy looked at her suspiciously again.
"My father is the best Alchemist around. He could even teach a bonehead like you something."
Roy glared at Riza and ignored her comment. He yet again got out his white chalk and began drawing on the floor.
"Why don't you use paper? You're going to get in trouble. And if you blame me, I swear I'll beat to a pulp and then you'll regret it." Riza rambled, attempted to get on Roy's nerves. Her eyes met with the circle as Roy touched down on it. Once again contents began whirling into a shape and then- flop. A large pile of dirt and ashes lay on the floor again.
"That's pathetic!" Riza said, giggling.
"What! I'd like to see you do better!"
Riza smirked and took the chalk out of Roy's hands "I may not know how to do alchmey, but I know enough about circles and equavilant exchange." Riza said, putting various triangles and marks throughout the circle. She stuck out her tounge as she drew the shapes and lines. After a while, she was satisfied and put her hands on her hips. "Now try." Roy pouted and reluctantly got back down on his knees "Stupid girl... she thinks she knows everything... stupid..." Roy mumbled under his breath as he clapped his hands together and touched the circle again. He looked at the circle and smirked nothing was happening. That'll teach-
"See!" Riza eclaimed, happily.
A small pot with a flower in it stood in the middle of the circle. Roy's mouth dropped down in dis-belief. His hand trembled as he pointed at the flower pot with his index finger "How did you... why did it... when... what... who?" Roy said dumbly looking at Riza.
"Your problem was your circle." Riza explained " You wanted to transmute the flower and the flower pot, but you couldn't, because your circle was too simple. You had two choices." Riza put up two of her fingers in front of Roy's face " You either (one) could have put more contents in the circle to make the exchange equal or (two) make the circle more complex to make the exchange equal, like I did." Riza smiled in satisfaction.
"Wait.But how do you know how to do circles like that?" Roy asked, his one eyebrow tilted, showing complexion. Riza paused and looked over at her back with her eyes, not moving her head. " I just do. Okay?" she said with an annoyed voice. " Im going to bed now."
Roy didn't say anything.
"Wait, Riza." he said, before Riza was about to go. She turned her head around and faced Roy " Thanks. You... helped." Roy said it hesitantly and looked the other way when he talked instead of facing Riza's direction. Riza smiled and gave a small laugh. "Stupid boy..."
"HEY! I heard that! You're going to pay you stuid girl!"
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and now! for the "kids" special!
Roy, Riza, Maes, and da gang sat outside, looking at the clouds. All of a sudden, Roy stood infront of his friends and pointed to the sky.
"I will... become Hokage and then the whole village will acknowledge me! You'll see! Bow down to me, MINIONS!"
Roy's friends looked at Roy confused and sweat dropped.
"Wha...?" said Maes.
"Hokage? What the hell is that?" Riza asked.
"Vilage... we live in a citly..." Falman said, being logical.
"Minions...?" Kain said, getting teary-eyed.
Then Roy was knocked down to the ground by a boy with spiky blonde hair and what looked like whiskers drawn onto his face.
"BAKA! I'm going to be Hokage NOT you!You wanna fight me, huh? Do ya?" shouted Uzamaki Naruto, he then landing to the ground on his face.
" How troublesome..." Shikamaru sighed, thrusting his hands into his pockets.
"SASUKE-KUN!" screamed Ino and Sakura, chasing Sasuke in circles " BEAR OUR CHILDREN!" after more chasing, Sasuke was finally glomped, He managed to reach a hand out for mercy "Save me..."
Gaara pouted and ignored everyone around him. "Nobody loves me. "
"Did this really happen?" Ed asked, rather loudly.
"Did you actually meet Naruto and Sasuke and everyone? That's like the best manga ever!" Alphinse said joyfully, hugging his kitty.
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It was longer. I hope the naruto cross-over amused you. It all started from a review I got... " Roy is like... Naruto. He's kinda braggy. Thus, this parody was born. Poor Gaara. I'll luff you...
so please review! lets crank it up to 40 reviews, ok? That'd be AWESOME! yet again, I'm sorry for the long update. But I finished my other story so I should be posting about 2 chapters a week now. I hope you enjoyed it... so stay tuned!
Remusgal