I'm really sorry for taking over a week to update...
Random guy: ---- ...
Remusgal: I AM! SERIOUSLY!
yeah...
well last week I wrote this: http/ that's my excuse... but it's the funniest thing I've written... ever... so now that I got that out of my way, I will write like 3 chap. of Kids to make up... I hope... y'see, it's the last week on Summer cries so... yeah... ok... on with teh chapter! I'm not sure what to quite do with this, but I have somewhat of an idea... I think... ;
okkies...
Kids
Chapter 8
"pft...What a pitiful acuse for an Alchemist!" Ed scoffed, sticking his tounge out at Roy. Roy chose to ignore Ed and look in the other direction...
"Edward! Hughes is trying to speak!" Riza said loudly and sternly, facing Ed "Stop being so rude all the time! Didn't your parents teach you any manners?"
Ed gave a small sigh and smirked "Well, you see, they did. I just decided to...ignore them!"
Riza looked aver at Ed, her shoulders slouched and eyes narrowed, obviously displeased " Shut up! When someone speaks you listen to them and that includes your parent, you pipsquek!"
Riza was now hollaring at Edward and making her way to "the box" in the other side of the room. Just as she was about to grab her gun, Ed came trotting behind her, still attached to his chair "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL-!"
"ENOUGH WITH THE SHORT SPEECHES ALREADY!" Everyone hollared in the room, tired of seeing Ed flop in his chair onto his face after screaming about how he wasn't short...
then-
Thwack!
Ed's chair had fallen over from being moved around too much, so Ed was sprawled on the ground, flat on his face... again...
A dark figure emerged from in behind Ed's body.
"Wuhahahahah! Edward Elric! You will learn your manners!" Riza said milliciouisly, pointing a gun right at Ed. Hughes made his way up to Riza, his shoulders slouched nearly down to the ground " These are the types of dangerous things I'm talking about!" he said exasperated, snatching the gun out of Riza's hand and thrusting it back into the box. Riza just stood, bewildered, her hand shaking in front of her.
"Uggghhh!" Havoc sighed deeply " I'm going home...!"
"Yeah! me too!" Breda said, getting up hastily.
"I'm coming Also..." Falman muttered itellectually.
"Hey! Don't forget me!" Kain said exasperatted.
So Havoc, Breda, Falman and Kain made their way towards the door, but then stopped dead in their tracks.
Rectangular spectacles gleamed so brigtly at the military members, it was frightening...
Hughes hung his head downwards, his dark hair falling infront of his face eeirily "No one is leaving this room until the story is done..."
The four men collasped on the ground and began to shake, shiver and shudder in fear. Maes came in behind them, his peice of hair that stuck up, buncing over his head playfully " On with the story then, shall we?"
"Oh! Yes! That day we working at the candyshop and we went to see all the flowers... yeah..."
" You can do this... you can do this... Jean... YOU CAN DO THIS!" Jean said, a determined look on his face as he clutched his fist in front of himself to show determination.
" Relax, will you?" Roy said, bonking Jean over the head.
"Hey!" Jean protested as his piece of sweetgrass fell out of his mouth.
"Hi Roy!" Riza said with a slight smile as she gave him a small wave.
Roy looked up and turned around to see Riza with a small smile. Roy was taken a back by Riza's polite behavior and nearly fell where he stood.
"Hey... what's up with her?" Maes said suspiciously as he hung over Roy's sholder " I mean... she's acting a bit too... friendly."
Roy looked at the ground in front of him and remembered the previous night. She had helped him and now she was trying to be friendly with him. Maybe she wasn't too bad after all. Roy heaved a small sigh and looked up at Riza and was about to waze- when he heard Maes mumur something in his ear.
"Maybe she has a crush on you, Roy! huh? HUH?"
No, that wasn't good. He couldn't have his friends thing that! It was just... gross! No! Never! To stop this, something had to be done.
"Hey, why are you calling me "Roy", you stupid girl!" Roy sneered as he walked up to Riza. He lingered over her and felt bad inside when he noticed Riza's lip trembling. She raised her head high up into the air and walked away stubbornly.
"Hmmm..." Maes thrust his hands into his pockets and watched Riza strode off. Roy just looked over at Maes from the corner of his eye, not happy.
"You can do this... Jean you can do thi-" muttered Jean to himself as he played with his hands, but stopped when two kids slightly older than him walked past him. They both had light blonde hair and the girl had her arm linked with the boy's arm. The girl turned her head to see that Jean had fallen onto the floor.
"Oh! We're terribly sorry! Are you alright?"
The girl kneeled beside Jean and helped him sit up " You wrist looks sore..." She murmered as she examined his limp wrist. She reached to her back to grab her bag. She rumaged through it hastily, throwing objects about until she found what she was looking for. She held up a bandage roll and began wrapping the cloth around Jean's wrist. "Dan." she muttered, glancing up at the boy behind her. The boy nodded and got down onto one knee and took a hold of Jean's wrist. He moved it lightly back and forth and thn yanked it a bout. Several bones crackeled and poped "Yaoooooooo!" Jean yelled in pain " What'd you do that for?"
The boy simply ignored Jean and stood up again "It's all better now. Your bones were slightly dislocated when you fell to the grond so we reajusted them." The boy then cracked a merry smile, helping the girl back up, who then helped Jean up ( who was still sucking his hand from the pain).
"I'm Dan Rockbell." The boy brought out his hand for Jean to shake it.
"And I'm Sophie Rowlands."
Jean shook the two hands with the one that didn't have all the pain forced onto it. "N-nice to meet you. Are you two doctors... by chance?"
The two looked down and blushed in embarssment, then lifted their head up excitedly "You really think we're that good to be doctors? It's our dream! We just can't wait until we..."
As the two rambled on excitedly, Jean tip-toed away from the pair sneakily.
A woman who had a wrench in her hand came in behind Sophie and Dan and wacked them over the head with it "THAT'S ENOUGH!" she hollared firmly and harshly.
"Mother..." Dan whined.
"Mrs. Rockbell! That hurt..." Sophie said, with a polite tone in her voice.
XxXxXxXxXxX
"Jean! would you hurry up, I wanna go home!" Heymans whined facing his bandaged up friend.
"Ya'know... guys, I don't think I can do it today... I mean, I don't want her to see me in this state, ya'know... with the bandages and the..."
"Aww! Phewie!" Roy exclaimed, slapping an arm around Jean, yet again causing Jean's peice of sweet grass to fall loosely out of his mouth "This Trisha... She's just a girl, right?"
"SHE'S NOT "JUST A GIRL!" Jean protested frantically "She's the most beautiful, amazing girl that ever..."
"Yeah, yeah... whatever. Let's get to the point... Girls are stupid, right?" Roy moved his head around to face the other boys, who just nodded in response ( all except Kain, for the little gentleman he was...).
"Then she won't notice that you're hurt and she'll like you all the same... because she's just a stupid girl..." Roy stopped talking and took a deep gulp.
A girl at about the age of twelve leaned on the counter, was talking casually to Trisha. She had stingy black hair that was done in a high ponytail and wore a long white tail coat. When she heard Roy mubling, she stopped talking and cranked her head over slghtly to the side. And more. And more. And More. Then she stopped. She looked at Roy darkly over her eyes. She glared at him for many moments, not saying a word.
"Hey, you. Kid. " she said solemly, slightly over a whisper. Roy gulped again and stared at the girl and puffed out his chest "Are talking to me?"
" Yeah..." The girl had now began making her way towards Roy, slowly "You think girls are stupid, huh?"
"Yep! That's right!"
"..."
"GAHHHH! STUPID BOY! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU SEXIST LITTLE PUNK!" she ran for Roy and began pouding him to the ground over and over again, mumbling under her breath as she did so.
Riza put her hands on her hips and watched Roy getting beaten to a pulp, not doing anything to stop it; but instead watching in delight...
XXXXXXXXXXX
Buwahahahah! I luuuuurrrrrvvvvveeee to make roy suffer! can you tell?
weee! more characters! anyone guess who the crzy woman was? seems pretty obvious to me... That was winry's parents and pinako rockbell, if you didn't reconize them. I tried to remember them from the manga and for whatever reason I think the guy's name was dan... anywho... I made a name up for sophie...
okkies... hope that it met to your satisfaction! oh and to the people wo alert to the story, there's a whole bunch who don't review! please I want to kn ow your opinion! So I hope you liked the chapter D
watch out for more!
Remusgal
P.s: If you have any ideas you'de like to see in the story, I'm up for requests! so go crazy! XD