Hi everyone! I'm back! Sorry it took so long, my cousin and I mostly stopped emailing with Arty in there for a while, so our emails were almost normal (gasp!)…
Sooo…
Disclaimer: I don't own Arty, or Holly, or their feelings for each other…
Arty: HEY!
Holly: I don't have FEELINGS for him!
Me: I suggest you read the below.
Holly: (reads) Uh…that was a fluke.
Me: Riiiight…anywho…
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THIS WAS PRECEDED BY A QUIZ ON HOW GIRLY YOU ARE. READ SUBJECT LINE.
From: COUSIN1
Sent: Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:50 PM
To: ME
Subject: Re: re: I am 45 girly--i'm a failure! AAAAHHH! (just kidding :D)
you are not a failure! (reads the part "just kidding") oh. well um... see ya! oh wait. i won't see ya... well TTYL then!
arty: THAT WAS NO LETTER! YOU DIDN'T USE CAPITOLS!
UM IS NOT A WORD, AND TTYL! I mean, really.
me: whatever.
arty: no, not 'whatever', theres something else too.
me: well then, what is it?
arty: YOU ARE MAKING A BOOK...
me: fanfic.
arty: i don't care what it's called! you are NOT making a cursed book about me!
me: nonononono! it's not a cursed book about you! it's about you getting cursed in a book, uh... FANFIC! oh, and by the way, you are REALLY sounding like root.
root: THAT'S COMANDER ROOT TO YOU!
me: well, as i was saying... you are starting to sound like root so, COOL IT!
arty: all right. i will stop sounding so much like comander root. but i will not stop telling you that your capitolizing is terrible.
me: well, i ain't gonna stop. so thar.
arty trying to keep cool: it is NOT hesatates, then says, very fast ain't,gonna,orthar. it's i'm, not, going to, there.
me: YAY!
arty: what?
me: you said AIN'T, GONNA, AND THAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
arty: argh!
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From: ME
Date: 2006/08/28 Mon PM 02:41:27 EDT
To: COUSIN1
Subject: Re: re: I am 45 girly--i'm a failure! AAAAHHH! (just kidding :D)
WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
arty: stop laughing at me!
me: no! wahaha!
arty: grrr...
me: oh, by the way is it ok if i put this on pancakes and fanfic world? people have been asking for more...
- My web site
http/ - My fanfiction profile
- Web site of an awesome Irish singer
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)
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From: COUSIN1
Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:46 AM
To: ME
Subject: Re: re: I am 45 girly--i'm a failure! AAAAHHH! (just kidding :D)
sure!
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From: ME
Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10: 27 AM
yay thanks!
arty: i--don't call me arty!
me: uh-huh. sure. whatever.
arty: AAAAAAAAHHH! not the 'w' word!
me: the 'w' word?
holly: (comes in) whatever.
arty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (covers ears and rolls on floor twitching)
holly: (shakes head)
me: and how would you know?
holly: uhhh...(blushes)
arty: HOLLY! SAVE ME! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL...EVIL...
me: i love being evil...(smirks)
arty: HEY! THAT'S MY JOB! (punches me)
me: ow! (punches back)
holly: don't mess with him! (punches me)
me: owwww...
holly: are you ok artemis?
arty: i'm fine...
holly: (hugs) don't worry, she's just another mean fangirl. but she'll never get you, because you're MINE! ALL MIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE! (laughs maniacally)
arty: ...
me: AHA!
holly: (stops laughing and blushes) oops.
me: SHE'S ADMITTED! (dances around singing the hallelujah chorus)
arty: did you...erm...mean that holly?
holly: (shifty eyes) maaaayyybeee...why?
arty: because...because...i...um...ditto.
holly: what?
me: YESSSS!
arty and holly: oh BE QUIET!
me: uhhhh...gottagobye! (dashes away)
arty and holly: (look at each other and run after me)
aelish: (coming in) did i miss something?
- My web site
http/ - My fanfiction profile
- Web site of an awesome Irish singer
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)
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A/N: So anywho, click the pretty blue button to your left and review…please? I know it's randumb (a new word I invented! Like it? Random and dumb…) but…well…yeah.
Anywho yup
BANZAI!
hollybridgetpeppermint
P.S. For those of you who read Now or Never…don't kill me! I've got writer's block!