Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't have time.
COUSIN1 HAD JUST SENT ME AN IDEA FOR AN UPCOMING FIC…
From:
HOLLYBRIDGETPEPPERMINT
Date: 2006/08/26 Sat PM 02:02:07
EDT
To: COUSIN1
Subject: re: I'VE GOT
IT!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAYYY! GREAT IDEA IT'S PERFECT! THANKS!
YAYAYAYAYYAY!
bye:D
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http/ - My fanfiction profile
- Web site of an awesome Irish singer
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're
dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl,
page 74)
From:
Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 5:18
PM
To: Subject:
Re: re: I'VE GOT IT!
yeah. it's not perfact but
it'll do, unless you decide to do something else.
arty: you are NOT making a fanfic about ne getting cursed!
me: you're right! i'm not! but HOLLYBRIDGETPEPPERMINT
is! WHAHAHAHA!
arty: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!
holly: i'm going to enjoy this!
arty:
...
holly: aren't you going to say something? like
NO! or something?
arty: i've already learned the
hard way that if i say something like that, that you only do it
more.
holly: ARGH! your smart, mud boy.
will: WHERE IS THAT PIRATE! I'LL KILL HIM! THEY CAPTURED MISS SWAN!
uh... where am i?
me and you: WILL! WILL
TURNER!
will: yes... NOW WHERE IS THAT
PIRATE?
holly: right here!
will:
...
holly: i said, "ARGH!"
will: oh. well, where IS the pirate?
you: HE WENT
THAT WAY!
will: thank you. (runs out of the room)
me: yes. THANK you! he looked really angry! i wonder which
pirate he was chasing?
you: dunno...
harry: RON, HERMIONE! I... what? what happened? where am i?
ron: hey harry! hermione said, that lupin said, that serius
said... where are we?
harry: (trying not to laugh)
hermione said, that lupin said, that serius said, "where are
we?"
ron: no...
harry: (walks
out)
ron: hey! so. um... where are we? who are
you?
you and me: WE'RE SPIDERS! WHAHAHA!
ron: right... (walks out, frowning)
AUNT:
(sees the mess we've made) i won't even ask. (walks out)
From: HOLLYBRIDGETPEPPERMINT
Date: 2006/08/30
Wed PM 10:54:34 EDT
To: COUSIN1
Subject: Re: re:
I'VE GOT IT!
that was hysterical! i laughed
REALLY hard and it's a good thing no one was in the room with me
cause they'd think i was insane for laughing at a computer screen!
again, can i put it on pafw?
- My web site
http/ - My fanfiction profile
- Web site of an awesome Irish singer
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)
From: COUSIN1
Time: Thursday, August 31, 2006 10:33 AM
To: HOLLYBRIDGETPEPPERMINT
Subject: Re: re: I'VE GOT IT!
well, thank you. i would have added more but i didn't have time.
arty: i won't even bother.
hermione: looks at my letter hey! you forgot capitols. did you know? also, you forgot to capitolize my name!
arty: thank you. not that she will listen but... hmm i don't know maybe she will...
elizabeth: will? where! HELP! runs away with a pirate chasing after her
will: WHERE DID HE GO?
me and you: THAT WAY! HE WENT THAT WAY!
will: THANK YOU! runs out
me: i wonder how long he's going to be chasing that pirate?
will: PIRATE! WHERE!
me: THERE IS NO PIRATE HERE!
jack sparrow: actually, that's not quite true. you see, there are two pirates in here. i am one, and will is one.
will: i am not a pirate! i'd never be one!
jack: and i supose you think your father was a...?
will: he was a... a... well, he wasn't a pirate!
jack: whatever you say.
will: now, WHERE DID THAT PIRATE GO!
jack: the fact still remauns that I'M a pirate. in case you forgot.
will: i know. i know. what i MEAN is, WHERE DID THE PIRATE WHO TOOK ELIZABETH!
you: he went that way somewhere!
will: all right nasty pirate! give elizabeth back!
arty: where's holly? she's usualy here.
holly: did somone call me?
arty: um... i did?
me: YOU SAID "UM" !
holly: oh. YOU called me mud boy?
arty: yes.
holly: in that case.. starts walkig out of the room
arty: wait holly!
holly: what mud boy!
mud boy, i mean artemis, i mean... WHATEVER HIS NAME IS: i.. well... it's just...
holly: do you have something to tell me or not?
arty: YES! it'snotthesamewithoutyouaround,socanyoustay?
holly: WHAT!
arty: i said, uh... "it's not the same without you around, so can you stay?"
holly: i... uh...
arty: aren't you going to say something?
holly: no. punches him there, now i can. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
arty: OUCH! that hurt holly! oh, and "HAHAHAHAHA!" isn't actually saying something.
holly: whatever mud boy. punches him again
arty: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
holly: nothing. i just like doing it!
arty: ...
me: and that all folks! toon in next time for "chaos and crazy people"!
you: that's what THIS epasode should be called!
A/N: Please review. (grin)