WE welcome you to OUR… oh, who am I kidding. I'm 13storyteller's 14th personality (AKA, his younger brother). We have to share an account. Oh well. Ahem, resuming… OUR first AW fic. This story is basically a bunch of drabble and one-shots, with no real plot. Yay! WE'LL be getting to more serious fics later. WE don't own Advance Wars, but WE nearly convinced Nintendo to let US appear in the next game.
Chapter 1
The Quest for Nachos
Jake, Sami, Nell and Max are watching TV. "Coming up, Wars World's Funniest Videos!" said the announcer. "Oh, I love this show!" Max said "I'm gonna go get some nachos" "Yo, wait up!" Jake yelled. "Come on, Nell. We can't let them hog the nachos!" Sami said. And so the 4 set off to get their nachos.
At the kitchen entrance, they noticed Andy at the door. "Uh-oh." Said Nell. "Andy's guarding the door. It's been heard he asks 3 questions. If you answer correct, he lets you enter the kitchen, but if you answer wrong, you are sent into the Pit of Fear, where your worst fear is realized forever!" Sami then decided. "I say we let Jake go first we can learn the questions." "And if he's wrong, we won't be losing much. Besides, those lame hip-hop terms are getting on my last nerve…" Max added. "HEY!" screamed Jake. "But I'll still go." As he went to meet his possible doom, Nell said "Glad I'm not going…"
"STOP!" said Andy. "Who so ever comes here must answer me these questions 3, then the kitchen you will see." "Go ahead, I ain't scared." Jake boldly responded. "What is your name?" "Jake, of Orange Star." "What is your quest?" "To go and get some nachos to watch TV." "What…is your favorite color?" "Orange". "Very well," Andy said. "You can go." "That's easy!" Max said in the distance.
As Max strode up to Andy, Andy said "STOP! Who so ever…" "We know, we know!" said Sami. "Well, you didn't have to be so rude about it." Andy said in an obviously pissed off voice. "Ok then, you, monkey boy" "HEY!" Max yelled "May I continue? What is your name?" "Max of Orange Star." "What is your quest?" "To get some nachos to eat." "What…is the capital of Nepal?" "I…I don't know that." Max said, as a trap door opened beneath him. "AH! Textbooks! Homework! Learny-things!" Sami and Nell heard Max scream.
Nell gulped as Sami pushed her forward. "You little traitor! If I survive this, I'm gonna…" "Can we just get on with this? I gotta take a piss." Andy said. "What is your name?" "Nell, Commander in Chief of the Orange Star Army." "What is your quest? " "To get some nachos and watch some TV." "What…is the average temperature of Olaf's ability?" "What do you mean?" asked Nell. "CO Power or Super CO Power?" "I don't know that." Andy said, as he fell into the pit. "AH! Things broken beyond repair!" He screamed.
Afterwards, they got the nachos and saw the show, seeing some of the other COs doing very embarrassing thing, which WE'LL tell about in another chapter. Max came out of the pit, smarter than Einstein, but turned back to normal after Andy hit him on the head with his wrench for snoring to loud.
That's the end of chapter 1! In case you don't know, this was making a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. WE hope for many responses and reveiws, but WE warn you, any flames will be used to do…um….stuff to you. Anyway, next is Chapter 2: Von Bolt Goes to Hell.