WE once again welcome you to the fic that just won't stop; Advance Wars: Insanity! The idea posted by The One True Koneko over my problem is so far the best idea WE'VE gotten. WE are going to keep the color white, because this army is almost like Black Hole, but also different. So as of now, OUR new army's name is White Nova. Anyway, enjoy! WE do not own Advance Wars…but Advance Wars owns you! (WE also do not own Star Wars)
Chapter 5
Star Wars (World) or Advance (Star) Wars Part 1
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was the tiny little planet of Blue Moon, being invaded by the evil Black Hole Federation. To stop things, Supreme Chancellor Hatchi has sent two CO Knights to resolve the conflict. Aboard the Blue Moon Control ship, CO Master Kanbai and his apprentice, Eagle, have landed. In the conference room, the two wait. "Master, I sense a disturbance." Eagle said. "I feel it to." Kanbai said.
Back at the control room, Viceroy Olaf was in communicating with a Darth Bad-Guy hologram. "Sir, the ambassadors sent by Hatchi are COs! We are in serious trouble." "This presents a problem." Darth Bad-Guy said. "Send down your invasion force of Grit Droids immediately, and capture Queen Sasha." "My lord, is that…legal?" Olaf said. "I will make it legal!" DBG said. "But what about the COs?" Olaf asked. "The Chancellor shouldn't have brought them into this. Kill them immediately!" DBG said as the hologram disappeared.
Back at the conference room, Kanbai and Eagle noticed that the room was filling up with a yellow gas. "Monoxide Gas!" Kanbai said. Outside, many droids that looked like Grit were standing near the door. "They must be dead by now. Go eliminate what's left of them." An Olaf hologram said to the droids. "Alpha, you go in, we'll cover you." One of the Grits said. "Roger, Roger." The lead Grit said, as two CO Power Sabers emerged from the smoke and began slicing up the Grit droids. The two then advanced to Olaf's control room. "Seal off the bridge!" Olaf commanded. "That won't be enough to hold them." One Blue Moon soldier said. "I want Samikas (Instead of Droidekas) up here at once!" Olaf then said. Kanbai then started to use his CO Saber to get through the door. "Oh, no! Close the blast door!" Olaf said on the other side. A second layer of iron door appeared, and Kanbai stopped. "That'll hold them." Olaf said in a smug tone. But then, Kanbai used his Super CO Power to make his saber stronger, and get through the doors. "They are still breaking through!" The soldier said. "This is impossible!" Olaf said in a flabbergasted tone. "Where are those Samikas!" the soldier panicked. "Master, destroyers!" Eagle said, as two droids who looked like Sami, but with spider-legs and machine guns for arms, came rolling down the hall. The put up shields and started firing. "It's no use, it's a stalemate." Kanbai said after a few seconds. "They are no match for Samikas!" the soldier said. "Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!" another soldier said.
Outside the shaft, Kanbai and Eagle notice a very large force of Grit Droids and various other things. "This is a very large number of Grits. That can't be a good thing." Eagle said. "You're right, Eagle." Kanbai said. "Take different ships and meet on the surface. We have to warn the Blue Moon." "Very well, I'll see you on the surface." Eagle said.
Well, that's part 1. Part 2 is on the way! WE hope you enjoyed it. After the parody of Episode 1 is over, WE'LL do more comedy parts, and then begin to parody Episodes 2-6. See you then!