WE welcome you to the next part of our Star Wars/Advance Wars parody. Let's face it. The two have the word 'Wars' in them, so it was inevitable for this to eventually happen. Anyway, WE hope you'll enjoy it. (Homer Simpson tone) Enjoy it! WE do not own Advance Wars or Star Wars…but neither do you!

A/N: When WE said "Blue Moon soldier", WE meant to say "Black Hole soldier." Sorry!

Chapter 6

Advance (Star) Wars or Star Wars (World) 2

"Sir, we're receiving a transmission from the planet." The Black Hole soldier said "It's Queen Sasha herself. At last, we are getting results!" Olaf said. "Viceroy Olaf. Your trade boycott on our planet has ended." Sasha said in a regal tone. "I was not aware of such failure." Olaf said in an obviously arrogant tone. "I have received word that Supreme Chancellor Hatchi's ambassadors have come to reach a settlement." Sasha said. "Such ambassadors have yet to arrive." Olaf retaliated. "I warn you, the Federation has gone to far this time." Sasha said. "We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate. You assume too much." Olaf said "We shall see." Sasha said, as the transmission ended. "She's right, you know. The Senate will never agree with this. Do you think she expects an invasion?" the Black Hole soldier worried. "It's to late now. We must do all we can to disrupt all communications."

Meanwhile, on Blue Moon, in Queen Sasha's throne room, the rulers of Blue Moon discuss this matter with Senator Sturm of the Wars World Senate, via hologram. "The negotiations haven't started because the ambassadors haven't arrived yet?" Sturm said. "But I have assurances from the Chancellor…" but then the holograms started getting all frizzy and weird, and finally went off. "Senator? Senator Sturm, answer!" Sasha said. "A communications disruption can mean only one thing; invasion." One of the Blue Moon officials said. "That's absurd! The Senate would revoke their federation and they'd be ruined." Another official said. "We'll just have to continue to rely on negotiation." Sasha said. "Negotiation? We've lost all communication!" The first official said. "This does seem bad. If the federation attacks with an invasion-size force, we might not be able to hold them off." The Blue Moon captain of the Guard said. A brief silence followed. Sasha broke the silence with the statement. "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war." (A/N: Hah! That's ironic! No war in Advance Wars!)

Meanwhile, on the planet surface, the armies of Grits were unloading from their ships. A high-ranking Droid was talking to an Olaf hologram. "We have searched the ship, and there is no sign of the missing COs. They must have stowed away on one of your ships." Olaf said. "If they're down here, sir, we'll find them." The droid answered. "Use caution. These COs are not to be taken lightly." Olaf said, as the transmission ended.

In the forest, we see Koal acting all Jar-Jar Binks-like (Yes, Koal's a good guy. Work with me here. He talks all weird anyway.), When Kanbai runs through and saves Koal from an oncoming Grit Transport. Afterwards, Koal begins to follow Kanbai around "Oh, thank you thank you, I love you! You saved my life." Koal said. (Yes, he's not talking Jar-Jar like. I'm not wasting time with that.) "You almost got us killed. Are you brainless?" Kanbai said in an agitated tone. "I speak." Koal responded, not wanting to appear stupid. "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Kanbai responded back. "No, no you don't understand. My name is Koal. I am your humble servant." Koal responded. "That won't be necessary." Kanbai said, sounding a little annoyed. "Oh, but it is! It's demanded by the Gods, it is." (A/N: I am a Catholic, so I only believe in one God. I'm just quoting the movie.) Suddenly, a Droid on a weird bike-like thing was following Eagle and was heading to Kanbai and Koal, when Kanbai reflected the laser I the droid was shooting back at it with his CO Power Saber. "You saved me again!" Koal said. "Who's this?" Eagle asked. "A local." Kanbai responded. "Now we better leave before more Droids come." "More? More did you say?" Koal said. "Excuse me, but the safest place for you to go is to Boltgaurd City. It's where I grew up. 'Tis a hidden city." The 2 COs stopped. "A city?" Kanbai said, as Koal nodded his head. "And you will take us there?" he then asked. "Um...no. Actually, no." Koal said. "Well, why not?" Eagle asked. "This is embarrassing, but I'm afraid I've been banished. The bossed would do terrible things to me, teeeerrrrible things if I went back." Koal admitted. "Do you hear that?" Kanbai asked, as the rumbling of the droids became louder. Koal merely nodded his head. "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way." "If they find us, they'll crush us, grind us into dust, and blow us into oblivion." Eagle said. "Oh…" Koal said frailly. "Your point is well taken."

Later, at the pond/lake/ocean/toilet (A/N: Sorry, couldn't resist. ), Koal was leading the two COs there. "Listen, Boltgaurds don't like outsiders, so don't expect a warm welcome." Koal warned them. "Oh, don't worry." Eagle said in a surprisingly cheery tone. "This hasn't been our day for warm welcomes." The trio then journeyed underwater, to a city in something that appeared to be a giant bubble. The three entered, preparing for the "welcome" they would receive.

Well, that's it. Instead of working on episodes 2-6, once WE'RE done this, WE'LL just do this as a separate fic. Anyway, instead of telling you to R&R, WE will now cloud you mind with subliminal messages. (Picture of you typing review. OUR name with a review next to it. The review having praising words on it. A very disturbing image.) Um…sorry you had to see that…