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Chapter 7
Star Wars (World) or Advance (Star) Wars 3
Inside the Boltguard city, there are many people who look like Koal and Kindle. "So good being home!" Koal said, right as a Boltguard guard (A/N: the repeat is unintentional) came up and surrounded him and the COs. "Koal, what are you doing here?" said a person who looked just like Koal, but had grey face paint instead of white. "Oh, hey there, Captain. I'm back." Koal said, trying to change the topic. It didn't work. "Not again, Koal. You're going to the bosses this time. You've gotten in real trouble this time!" the Captain said, as the guards shocked Koal with a little stick. "KHz!" Koal said in the shock. "How rude."
In a big room, there were many Boltguards there, with Kindle sitting in the center of the lead Boltguards. "Hmmmm… what the heck are you two humans doing here?" Kindle asked, clearly not very happy to receive guests. "The Black Hole Federation is about to launch an attack on the Blue Moon." Kanbai said. "We do not care about the Blue Moon!" Kindle roared. "They think they are soooo smart and better." "Once those Droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you." Eagle retorted. "You and the Blue Moon form a sibilant circle. What happens to one affects the other." "I told you," Kindle remarked, getting angrier, "We do not care about the Blue Moon!" "Then speed us on our way." Kanbai said. "Oh, we'll speed you away." Kindle said, sounding relived to be rid of them. "A transport would be nice." Kanbai said. "We'll give you our 'Napalm'. The speediest way to get to the surface is through, the planet core…" Kindle said, trying to sound evil at the words 'planet core'. "Now…go." "Master, what's a 'Napalm'?" Eagle asked. "Hopefully it's just what they named the vehicle." Kanbai said. As the COs was leaving, Koal, handcuffed behind the Captain, told them "They're setting you up! Going through the planet core is really not a good idea. Uh, any help here would be hot." "Master, there's no tome." Eagle said to Kanbai. "We need a navigator to get us through the core. This Boltguard may be of use." Kanbai reasoned, and asked Kindle "What is to become of Koal?" "He is to be…punished." Kindle said. "He has, what you call, a life debt." Kanbai told Kindle. "You Gods demand that his life belongs to me." Kindle scowled and turned to Koal and asked "Koal, is this true?" Koal merely nodded. "Grrrrrr…" Kindle growled, but then sighed. "Begone with him!"
Meanwhile, on the surface, the Grit Droid army had advanced into the capital city, easily taking over. They flew around on the bike things, rolled in tanks and marched through the city. Queen Sasha merely stood in the palace, watching the whole thing sadly, as a group of Droid came in. As Olaf's ship came, once he stepped out, a Droid came up and informed him "Viceroy, we have captured the queen." "Ah…" Olaf said. "Victory!"
Back underwater, the three were in a little submarine. After a few moments of silence, Eagle asked "Why were you banished, Koal?" "Well, part of it would be that I'm a little uh…clumsy." Koal said, embarrassed. "You were banished because you were clumsy?" Eagle asked. "Um…you might put it like that." Koal said, trying to end the conversation. After awhile, they reached the surface.
Well, that's it for this chapter. WE know WE skipped the part with the fish, but that's not really relevant to the story. WE hope to have reviews for this. After seeing what The One True Koneko saw in the messages, WE figured subliminal messages weren't the best idea…oh well, live and learn. (No offense, Koneko.)