Welcome back to the Fic that just won't go away, Advance Wars: Insanity. WE would like to respond to something mentioned by The One True Koneko. Andy will not be Anakin. Jake will. An Andy Clone will also appear this chapter. Andy will appear later. For those of who have the brain that's bigger than a turnip, it's obvious to you when Andy will show. WE do not own AW or SW, but WE have seen all the Star Wars movies, except parts of VI.
Chapter 9
SWW or ASW 5
Back on the Black Hole federation control ship, Viceroy Olaf and his right hand man were communicating with Darth Bad-Guy. "Lord BG, one ship has managed to…slip past the blockade." Olaf said nervously. "I want that ship found. If that ship has the queen, our plans will be in jeopardy." Darth BG said. "But sir, the ship flew out of tracking range." The soldier said. Darth BG simply responded "Not for a Dual." (A/N: Pronounced Doo-All). As he spoke, another figure appeared next to him. It was an Andy Clone from AWDS, you know, the green-skin one. "This is my apprentice, Darth Clone." Darth BG said. Clone merely nodded his head. "He will find your missing ship." After the transmission ended, the soldier said "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
On the planet of Orange Star, Kanbai and the others began to unpack their stuff. "We need to get some new parts; otherwise, we can't reach White Nova." Eagle said. As Kanbai was walking off the ship with Koal and Jugger, the guard came with Sasha and said "Wait up! Her Royal highness wishes to come with you." "That's too risky." Kanbai said. "Please let her go. She wants to learn about the planet." The guard persuaded. "Hm… alright, but anything that happens is not my fault." Kanbai finally said.
After a long walk and one hell of a plot hole later, the group reaches the city. Koal told them to come to a particular shop for some weird reason that is to complex for US to explain without filling up quite a few pages. A strange thin, pale man appeared. "Welcome to Adder's; the best ship parts shop in all of Orange Star!" Adder said. "We need parts for an A140 T-Plane. (A/N: The name is random.) Perhaps you can help us. Jugger, my droid has the list of parts." Kanbai said. "Hm…boy! Get over here!" Adder screamed. "I'm coming, I'm coming!" a very young version of Jake came out. "Where were you?" Adder asked. "I was cleaning out the tank parts like you said." Jake responded. "You can do that later. We have costumers. I will take care of these two; make sure the others don't do anything they'll regret." Adder said, as he, Jugger and Kanbai walked off.
"Are you an angel?" Jake asked Sasha. "A what?" Sasha asked, a little surprised that the boy had spoken. "An angel. I heard about them from the traders. They're the most beautiful things in the galaxy." Jake said. "You're a clever little boy. How do you know that kind of things?" Sasha asked. "I listen to the traders and pilots talk about locations they've been to." Jake responded. "You lived here for a long time?" Sasha asked. "Ever since I was born. My mom and I were sold to Grimm the Hutt about when I was 3, I think." Jake said. "You're a slave?" Sasha asked, a little shocked. "I'm a person, and my name is Jake!" Jake responded, a little angry.
Back for Kanbai and Adder, they had found all the parts for the ship, and were bargaining the price. "You're a lucky person. I'm the only guy in all of Orange Star who's got these parts." Adder said with pride. "But you may just want to buy a new ship. It's cheaper. Speaking of which, how do you plan to pay for this, anyway?" "I have 14000 Gold." Kanbai answered. "Allied Credits?" Adder said in rage. "Allied Credits are no good here!" "I have nothing else here, but credits will do fine." Kanbai said, waving his arm, trying to use the Super CO Power to trick Adder. "No, they won't. "Adder said, no affected. "Credits will do fine." Kanbai said, a little surprised the trick didn't work. "No, they WON'T!" Adder said, enraged. "Who do you think you are, waving your arm like that; a CO? I'm a greedy bastard. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money! And no one else has these parts, I can assure you." Adder said, as Kanbai and Jugger left.
Koal was getting into a little trouble. As Sasha was talking with Jake, and Kanbai was getting parts, he accidentally activated a little droid, which was running around the place. After a crash, Jake realized what was happening and told Koal "Hit the nose!" Koal did so, and the droid just folded up and shut off. "Come along Koal, we're leaving. Your highness." Kanbai said as he returned. "I'm glad to have met you, Jake." Sasha said as she left. "I'm glad to have met you, to." Jake said. "Bah, outsiders." Adder hissed. "Trying to make fools out of us." "I thought they were nice." Jake retaliated. "Go finish cleaning the tanks, then you can go home." Adder said. "Whoopee!" Jake yelled, as he ran off.
Well, that's it! WE hope you enjoyed it. R&R. Now. Also, WE have made an Advance Wars forum, CO Chat. Please post on it. Bye-Bye!