Three months later the polyjuice potion was ready. Harry, Ron, and Hermoine knew their's was perfect because they had already made it. Hermoine told them it was her time of the month and they both agreed that she didn't have to switch they would just tell Snape she was now Harry, and Ron was her. That night was Hermoine and Snape's weekly date night. So seeing as how Snape thought she was Harry, he told him to be in his office at 7:00 pm and they would go to their "special" place. Ron had no idea what this meant so he followed along with the plan. That night at 6:59 Harry who was really Ron got to Snape's office.

"Um…professor Snape you wanted to see me?" asked Ron.

"You know you can call me Sevvie now… it kinda turns me on." Said Snape.

"Um professor, what are you talking about?"

"Oh just shut up." With that Snape started making out with Ron like nobodys business, and with that he was on top of him. Ten minutes into it Snape rolled over and Ron was on top of him. He grabbed Ron's ass.

"I know we can't do it how we regularly do it now that you're a boy and all, but I am willing to experiment." And he turned Ron over on his back and they he started pounding down hard onto him. Ron could barely say anything so Snape continued until he was to tired to continue.

"Your turn." Smiled snape and he turned over

"But professor I'm not gay, why are you doing this."

"Why am I doing this like you don't know, do you have amnesia or something, I mean it's Wednesday."

"Wait, hold on I know what is going on here. Your dating Hermoine aren't you… I knew she never went to the library on Wednesdays."

"Wait, you AREN"T Hermoine."

"No professor it's Ron Weasley. And you professor just violated me in the biggest way possible."

"Wait, what? You mean you're not Hermoine? Oh my god I am so dead."

Suddenly Hrmoine walks in an her mouth hits the floor.

"My god, Ron put that thing away," she motions to the large stick perturding from Ron's privates." Yelled hermoine

A/N: Yes it is what you are thinking of.

"What are you doing here Hermoine?" asked Ron.

"Well ten minutes ago I thought what if Snape disregards all his morals and has sex with Ron because he thinks it's me." She responded. "Obviously I was right."

"So you didn't follow my orders and now I am sorry babe, but I must fail you now." You could see it in his eyes that Snape didn't want to but it was the only choice.

"Wait your failing me? I can't fail, my life would be ruined." Hermoine ran out of the room screaming and Ron followed pulling up his pants.

Hermoine got to her room and used a quieting charm, so that no one could hear her cry and go on and on about how the man of her dreams could do this to her.

"I thought he loved me, he said he'd do anything for me, he even asked her to marry him. Why oh why did he betray her like that. You'd think the man is an experienced occulumetor,

A/N: Don't tell me that's wrong… I know it is its just that I don't know what it the actual word is.

And he can't even read into Ron's mind and see that it wasn't me." Hermoine screamed this so loud, yet no one ever heard. She had a flash back to the night he purposed.

It was late March last year on Thursday, which used to be their date night's until the library started a class on Thursday nights and Ron joined it. It was their 4 year anniversary. They were in the room of requirements and it was set to be the most romantic room anywhere on the planet. They were sitting in front of the fireplace, fire going and he suddenly got down on one knee and popped the question to her. She was so shocked she nearly fainted but he caught her and and they kissed for what seemed like an hour.

"I'll only say yes if you promise to love me unconditionally forever and you give me special privilegdes now that I am your favorite student."

"Who said you are my favorite student." He threw a piece of popcorn from the bowl at her which she caught in her mouth.

"Oh, like I'm not? Then I guess I have to say no."

"And if you are my favorite student?"

"Then of course the anwser would be yes, but it would have been yes anyway."

"Well then if it doesn't matter, you have always been my favorite student, and I will give you special priviledges if you don't wanna do an assignment just tell me and you'll get an automatic A."

How had they gotten so far from where they had been, I mean for god's sake he didn't even figure out it wasn't her he was banging that night.

On the other side of the castle Snape walked in a daze to his room. How had he let the only person who mattered to him since his mum and dad walk out of his life like that. So he did the only thing he could think of… He wrote a letter.

Dear Hermoine,

You are my world, you are the only thing in my life that matters to me. If I lost you I think I would die. I know you are pissed off now, but it was my only defense, now that I am probably going to be fired immediately when Mcgonagall finds out this will be my last letter to you as your teacher. If you will still accept my offer of marriage, I will be willing to wait until you completely and totally accepting of my apology. By the way you have aced the potion because the way Ron's thoughts sounded like you, meant it must have been an excellent potion, and seeing as how the followers Ron and Harry don't know a thing about potions, it must have been your handy work. Well my love I will miss you every second I do not have a letter from you to read or a new picture of you stare at while you are here, and I am somewhere else looking for a job, to pay for the house, that we will want to live one day when and if we get married. I love you, and always remember that when life has you down, and you feel like the world is against you I'll be there, no matter how much time will have past.

Love

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