WE'RE getting bored with the Star Wars thing, so WE are discontinuing it. WE are moving on to the next several hundred comedy ideas. WE hope you understand. WE don't own AW, so don't ask US. Ok, you never did ask US, but maybe in an alternate dimension you did…

Chapter 15

Interviews part 1

WE are here, behind the scenes of AW. WE are going to ask the various COs what life is like between the wars. Bold font will represent US talking.

Question 1: What's it like with the other COs you live with?

Andy

"It's ok living with these guys, I guess. But Max can get a little annoying, saying I've gotta get in shape, and Jake's rapper talk is getting on my last nerves. Nell rants on forever about how 'lucky' she is, and Rachel is always telling her to shut up. I honestly think Sami and Eagle may get more serious later, but that's just me…"

Ooooo…k.

Koal

"I'm getting awfully tired of Von Bolt's whining about these infernal Allied Nations. It's always 'Oh, they're ruining my plans for this' or 'They're destroying that' and 'Oh, I'll get my revenge.' Sigh it's gotten really old by now. And Kindle's stupid laughter doesn't help, either."

Sonja

"I'll be honest. I seem to be the most intelligent one in YC. Sensei may be smart, but age is catching up. Grimm has been spending too much time eating donuts, and it's really starting to show. And my father… for Pete's sake, he couldn't find his freakin' socks in the Marco Land Campaign! Sometimes I wonder if there's no place here for a smart person."

Welcome to OUR world, Sonja.

Grit

"Well, most of the time, it's as peaceful as a bear sleepin' in the middle o' winter, but when Bearded One gets angry, it's a loud as a howler monkey fightin' fir his terf and as messy as a concert after openin' night."

…..Can WE get a translator over here?

Javier

"Thou wisheth to knoweth how life withen my allies are? Very well. I shall telleth thine how life with my allieseth be…eth."

…..WE still need that translator!

Question 2: What do you do in your spare time?

Max

"I lift lots and lots of weights. After that, I talk to Andy. He usually is annoying, so I beat him up. After that, I go and do more training, and talk to Andy again. He makes my head hurt when he talks about smart stuff, so I give him wedgies and hang him on a fencepost. Once he was up there for 5 days."

Hahahahahahaha! Wheeze WE'RE sorry Wheeze WE'RE sorry… wait… THAT'S why Andy a dartboard with Max's picture in the center.

"What was that?"

Nothing…

Drake

"Well, I occasionally play a few pranks. It serves the others right for calling fat!"

But you are fat.

"Oh yeah, you're right…Anyway, other times, I go out to sail on a battleship and shoot down Black Hole ships for no reason. It's actually pretty fun…"

Colin

"I play video games. Lots of video games. Some of the guys say I play to many video games. Sasha really gets pissed when I kick her ass at Smash Bros. Melee. Right now, I'm saving up to buy a Wii. I'm doing odd jobs. …You don't wanna know…"

But you're rich. Ah, never mind.

Sensei

"Oh, I normally read, or I play chess against Sonja. She's getting good. Other times, Kanbai shows off his swordsman skills, or I eat out with Grimm. He really likes donut shops. Most of the time, however, I just sit and…have a nap…or some…thing…snore".

Jugger

"Why do you want to know? Going into taunting mode! (French accent) I don't wanna talk to you no more, author pig-dog!"

Someone's seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Which WE don't own) to much…

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Go away, or I will taunt you a second time!"

Screw this! (Presses off button that conveniently on Jugger's back.)

Well, that's part 1 of the interviews! WE could do the rest this chapter, but WE ran out of questions. You know the drill. R&R, no flames and post!