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Interviews part 2 of 2.
Question 3: Who's your least favorite CO and what are your thoughts on him/her.
Rachel
I'll be honest. It's Nell. I should have been Commander in Chief of Orange Star. It should have been ME! But NOOOO. It's that smug, superstitious ASSHOLE! (Foams at the mouth, red eyes.)
Ooookaaaaay… SECURITY!
Jess
That cocky freak-o Kindle. If I hear that lousy laugh one more time… (Pulls out a brick) This will be her head. (Crushes the brick, and foams at the mouth.)
WE REALLY need that security, NOW!
Kanbai
I can't stand how Javier copies my style! I was around during AW1! He just debuted! I was the first swordsman in the game. And plus, that whole weird knight talking is just plain weird.
Olaf
Grit is getting on my last nerves. I can't stand it when he calls me 'Oh Bearded One'. The beard isn't THAT noticeable. And the lame-ass hick talk is getting really old, really fast. If I hear one more…
Stay calm. PLEASE stay calm.
Hawke
I despise Sturm. I want to kill him. Wait a minute…I want to kill everyone.
(Slowly backs away.)
Final question: Is there any CO that's special to you?
Jake
Well, I'm not sure. I have a thing for Sasha, but I think Rachel digs me. Right now, I'm with Sasha, and I'm hoping it stays like that.
Eagle
Why, uh, do ya wanna know? (Nervous laugh) um, I have nobody at all… (Yells) I don't like Sami! (Nervously) Did I just say that? (Nervous Laugh)
Sasha
I'm with Jake. But I think that Rachel is trying to take him from me. If she does… (Eyes start flaming and growling)
Adder
Nobody has asked me out, but I'm sure someone likes me.
No one likes you, got it?
Grimm
Well, nobody has ever seemed to like me. That's kind of sad, seeing as I'm so old that I'm bald, I've never been on a date. I'm pathetic. (Sobbing) Why? WHY?
Um… now might be a good time to go to the ending authors notes.
(8th personality) Yeah, that's a good idea.
Well, that's the interviews! R&R!