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'Sesshoumaru no bakaaaa!' fumed the demoness inside. 'How dare he confine me in my room just coz his stupid meeting as broken up..heheheh at least he's gullible if he thinks I would stay in my room. . Besides, it's not like I knew about that damn one way mirror thingy! Kuso, how can I face the stupid court tomorrow when practically all of the males there have witnessed me belly dance my ass off in the onsen?' she groaned. 'He could of at least have been more lenient.. some 'righteous ruler' he is... hmp! I ought to box his ears off! He's such a tyrant! Well I won't stand for it!' one fisted hand in the air, she stood up rapidly, her porcelain-like skin glistening alluringly. Soapy water smothered her body molding to each curve and crevice.
"WENCH! Why are you still soaking yourself there when the Lord has specifically stated that you are to remain in your room!" the Jaken's voice boomed, cutting through her tranquility.
"HENTAI!"
Kagome threw one of her geta slippers (it's like wooden clogs) at the gawking kappa (toad-like) youkai. Haphazardly putting on a thin white yukata she proceeded to pummel the green toad with the other geta slipper. In her rage and embarrassment she did not notice the swirling blue-black mist rise from her feet until she, along with Jaken gets pulled under.
"Where is Kagome, I thought she was confined to her room until further notice from the ice Lord?" Asked Inuyasha. "She's still supposed to be in confinement right?"
"Hai she still is but knowing Kagome she would find ways to defy Sesshoumaru."replied Sango.
Somewhere in the distance.
"HENTAI!"
Miroku runs into the Kagome's empty room where Sango and Inuyasha both stood.
"It wasn't me I swear to Kami, I was framed!" Miroku held hands up in the air as a sign of submission.
"Now's not the time houshisama! That was Kagome's voice." rang Sango's voice.
"It better not be you bouzo or I'll shove that green bugger-called Jaken up your perverted ass!" yelled Inuyasha as he ran towards the origin of the scream.
"I hope she didn't get into anything she can't handle." worried Sango running behind the hanyou.
"This is Kagome we're talking about, ofcourse it's something her ass can't handle. The wench is a walking disaster waiting to happen. It's amazing she's managed to live this far."
"If it's her ass we're talking about, I'll gladly take her out of your hair Inuyasha. I will be more than happy to take up your position of protector." Miroku beamed.
"You won't be taking care of anyone's ass bouzo! Your idea of protecting is lechering! You lay one hand on my Kagome and you'll find yourself one ball short in your sagging packages!" Inuyasha roared possessively.
"Your Kagome?" gaped Miroku, Shippo and Sango.
All three came to a sudden halt, while the hanyou skidded to face the ashen faced monk.
Crimson eyes stared back at them.
Elongated fangs flashed as a sinister growl reverberated in the air.
A strong jaki made all their hairs stand on it's end.
"He's a .." said Miroku
"full..." continued Sango
"YOUKAI!" finished the screaming kitsune, running behind the taijiya.
"You- pointing to Miroku.. do not to get too close to pack female.. she MINE! Chosen she is! Kill you for her." The transformed Inuyasha made cutting signs across the neck, bowels. "I give her your manhood for dowry (bride well mate price in this case)."
Crossing his legs and placing two hands infront of his now quickly shrivelling member, Sango steps forward and remarks, "Inuyasha you will do no such thing." warned Sango. 'he has tetsusaiga how is it that his demon side surfaced?'
"Inuyasha, Kagomechan needs you she screamed for help remember? We were going to her, she needs our help." she said softly trying to placate the situation.
"Chosen female... need me...hai, must protect future mate." rambled Inuyasha's inu. He turns around then clutches his head as if in pain before collapsing. "Houshisama, it seems we have a major situation on our hands." sighed Sango as she cradled Inuyasha's head on her lap.
"Hai, since when has he started referring to Kagome as 'His'." answered Miroku.
'Momma please be ok.' thought Shippo.
"Sesshoumarudono, there must be a way to convince the newly appointed taiyoukai of the south to lift the tariffs imposed on the trade of iron. I heard he is not as hard headed as his father. Perhaps he will listen to reason."
"I surmise as much Keitaro. Roshii, have you finished the report on the wheat harvest in the fields of Yukami?"
"Hai Sesshoumarudono, here it ..."
An inky spiral appeared on the wooden beams above the low table where the vassals sat around. Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes.
A familiar scream gets louder.
"kkKYAA!" from the dark depths of the black whirlpool, out comes a very soaked Kagome wearing a drenched yukata which clung to her body like a second skin, strangling a battered Jaken. Bumps the size of golf balls adorn his swollen head.
"Sseshoumarudono... onegai, rescue your faithful servant from the hands of this spawn of hell!" groaned Jaken.
Pulling up the green toad by the neck she stares at him, eye to eye. "The only thing holding me back from turning you into a green lollipop by shoving that staff of head up yourfunkylime-greenass is the fact that I just took a bath and I don't want to be dirty again." she threatened through clenched teeth.
Jaken swallowed the lump in his throat.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A thunderous growl reverberates in the air, shaking the foundations of the ancient room.
"What do you have against trade negotiations that you continually disrupt any progress to our meeting?" He growled out. "Also, I will ask this just once wench, did I not succinctly gave you an order to stay put in your room?"
"Yes oh pompous one, mock bow..but I decided that I didn't want to stay cloistered in my room!" she asserted.
"Do you habitually disobey your superiors or are you just lacking in sense that you ignore and rebel at those in authority." heasked flatly.
"As I said before!...You may try to undermine and change Me but I will fight you all the way!" she insisted.
Standing in close proximity to the other the low table where Kagome stands splinters and breaks apart. Responding to the rise in her reiki, Sesshoumaru's jaki whirls around him, spinning faster and more rapidly by the second.
Seeing the danger and inferring from the situation at hand to turn quite ugly momentarily. All the vassals including the gaping Jaken rushed out of the room in a flurry of clear panic.
"You will bow down and submit female!"threatened the taiyoukai.
"And yield to the likes of you? Then I say you're the one lacking in sense, taiyoukai." she spat out sarcastically.
"Back down NOW!"
"Never!"
The entire room creaked and bent.
Furniture were thrown about
Kagome not wanting to be on the receiving end of Sesshoumaru's wrath takes the offensive and jumps at him hoping to topple him where he stood.
Unfortunately it was at that precise moment her billowing yukata caught the edge of the broken table. As she hurled herself at Sesshoumaru she was divested of her yukata. Realizing too late that she was butt naked as the day she was born, she collided with his taut body.
In a split second all anger was gone.
Eyes closed she felt Sesshoumaru's back hit the tatami floor. The force of the collision had skidded them on the back wall.
A feeling of de ja vu washed over her, as she assessed their position.
She was straddling him. One of her hands on his firm chest while the other was behind her holding onto '..Oh god! Please don't let it be what I think it is..' Sure enough, she had her hand on his legs her fingers settled near his manhood.. which was growing by the second.
'Oh shit..oh shit...oh shit..' she chanted as she turned her eyes away from him. Then she noticed it ... his hand! His clawed hand was holding onto her left breast. Blushing profusely she groaned 'double shit..'
BANG shoji screen slide open
"Kagoooo...Me?"
All eyes focus on the straddling girl and reclining demon lord on the floor.
"Iinuyasha?...ARrrrrrgghhhhhhh! Don't look at me you perverts!" she screeched.
Kagome made a move to cover herself but the taiyoukai beat her to it. In one fluid movement he pushed her off him and positioned her behind himself while taking off his haori to cover her with.
"Leave us." he commanded.
"What the F#? You're fondling Kagome and you expect us to just leave?" blurted the irate hanyou incrediously.
"Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo ...please do as he says leave us for bit." pleaded Kagome.
"I don't give a rat's ass about what you both say I'm staying right here! There's no way I'm leaving your naked ass with the ice lord. Unless you wished your ass to fall off in frostbite."
"Damaru (be silent!)" stated Sesshoumaru in a low flat voice dripping with malice. Lifting his hand and he allowed it to glow green signifying his dakkusou. Kagome grasping the tensing situation willed the black vortex to envelop her friends and land them in the dining area.
"We must discuss this turn of events." Sesshoumaru started. His hand clasping his temple as he felt an impending migraine take root.
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"No. I need to work on my communication skills. You need to work on your people skills! If your answer to all those you don't take a liking to is death, pretty soon you'll be the only one left on this planet."
"Do not think to change my ways pup, you dabble into things your young mind cannot possibly comprehend, let alone handle."
"And for the same reasons you wish to change my ways so that I conform to your standards! I am not yours to order! I am my own person, not subject to the likes of you!"
"Dare you defy this Sesshoumaru?"
"I dare defy all you have to offer... bring it on!"
In the dining hall.
"Chikusoooooooooo.." roared Inuyasha. "I'm going to thaw that frozen ass of his with my tetsusaiga if he thinks he can sway Kagome from me."
"Calm down Inuyasha perhaps we misjudge the situation completely." remarked Miroku
"What? What's there to misjudge? He has his claws on her breast, while she's butt naked! And you expect me not to throw a mental fit?"
"This is getting rather complicated don't you think houshisama?"
"Hai dearest Sango... now it seems Kagome has landed herself in the middle of one big mess."
"Don't you mean one big inu-family mess?"
"Well I don't know about you both but I know my mama can handle Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru with her hands tied behind her back!" stated the kitsune pup with confidence.
"I hate family reunions!" growled Inuyasha into the massive dining hall.
