Pinkie pie was walking behind Zeta as the little colt went ghost froze a lake with a touch for the Cutie mark crusaders to ski on despite the winter wrap up having happened a week ago. The pink pony said, "How the...wait ghost powers...Say Do you celebrate a happy birthday or a happy deathday."

Zeta was trying to skate with apple Bloom, Not like her big sister could say anything She was dating there house spirit. " Same thing for me, But grandpa is coming for his death day soon." Pinkie pie shaked she would plan a happy death day party for the ghost grandpa coming. She set out to do just that she figured she would make a haunted house, but then thought about that being offensive.

So our pink pony took off to Find Zecora to ask her for help. After all don't want to offend the unliving.

Now speaking of the Fentons.

Filthy rich was in a robe trying to leave the bed room but Dani in living form keeping the model figure of maddie in a robe hugged him and kissed his neck, "Wife is not done with you yet."

the rich stallion happily picked her up and walked back in relocking the door. Rarity was shaking, "going to be so crusty when I get to clean it." She looked out a window to see a flying metal thing and said, "Oh that most be Fenton works, Tiara your step grandparents are coming in to see you."

Tiara came out wearing a phantom pony shirt, which had a fenton work log on it black skirt black stockings and shoes, "How do I look?"

Rarity adjusted her hair and removed the tiara, "Let's lose this form your birth mom! and focus on good step mom."

The Filly looked at it and blinked, " wait it comes off? I though it was stuck throw it away, Well I guess you can hack the gems and metal, I don't want it Maid lady Rarity."

the maid nodded and the little girl was off Rarity pulling on the front of her skirt, "Such a front wedgie and it's cold and metal too! Oh this bucking sucks, Screw my ocd. Still better then Snip snip."

Not to long later the ship landed beside zecora's hut. Right away Jack gave Zeta a high five the bigger ghost saying, "there's the chip off the Fenton Block!"

Maddie hugged Zecora, "And my favorite daughter in law!"

the striped mare smiled backed away and bowed, "As always it's an honor Mother in law, I wish not to bother."

Maddie who hadn't aged a day said,"None sense!" AppleBloom peaked in and blinked, "What's the? No ways yous Zeta's granny your to young and pretty to be a granny."

Scootaloo looked in and blinked, "Way to young looking."

Sweetie belle walked in and said, "Screw pretty She is hotter then the models My sister dressed!.. Wait going both way and liking older ladies isn't a crime... At least not if I wait till I am grown to act on it."

Jack sighed, "Oh self discovery happening sooner and sooner."

Jazz then walked out and Sweetie belle said, "How does daughter look like sister!" She complained. She knew it was probably some ghostly thing or some advanced beyond there understanding machine but still.

Pinkie pie was in the window looking sad. Jack then pointed, "asked to many questions and offended while trying to do a good deed." they nodded and he just pulled down the window curtain.

Then came in Dani in a simple white dress filthy who's suit was messed up and Tiara, within minutes the Older Fentons accepted Tiara as a grand daughter and Jazz accepted her as a niece.

Meanwhile at the Library That was now run out of a wing in Twilight's Castle Rainbow dash was looking on ghost books. Twilight who was having fine while correcting historical errors thanks to her past life memories, "If this is About Maddie, the curvier Fenton that's Zeta's grandma!" Dashie's jaw dropped as she put the book up.

The blue mare said, "HOW IS THAT A GRANNY! She is hotter then Celestia in a thong bikini on a topless beach got dam it!" She declared. "...Wait yeah your on rift with her."

Twilight rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you worry about the hot sun woman-foal. You let me and Sombra when he comes back handle that spanking, but if you wish to impressive Zeta's aunt Jazz well Sorry everything in here on ghosts is wrong. so wrong I was gathering them up to burn."

the blue sporty mare blinked, "Wait...you burning books?"

Twilight took a sip of wine, "Dashie dashie, when a book tells lies it's best to get rid of it before ponies accept lies as truth, Like does it mention Sombra's slave forces were all people who bullied and abused him as a foal for not being crystal coated? No. It makes him out to be crueler then he truly is. Does it mention Celestia killing me his wife? NO! So it most be burned and as they are the only copies they will be gone forever never to face the light of her flanks light again." she sounded like a super villain.

dashie backed away, "Egg head your scaring me."

the purple Alicorn said, "No what's scary is " she whispered something and Dashie turned green and ran to trash can to throw up.

The blue woman panted, "Woman you know my stance of straight it grosses me out, so Why would you tell me that!?"

the alicorn smirked turning around to shake her flank a bit, "why else but for the fun Dashie. Now Enjoy the view I know you have been looking but Looking is all you will do!" She smacked the back side making Dashie's wings popped, "Now as for your Jazz problem, be your self impress her with the filly fooler you are. After all I can look past Sombra being an Alien shadow being in the shape of a pony to still rut him nightly when we were together. Surely A nerd and a jock can make sweet sweet bucking together."

dashie backed away, " yeah " she was red, "I am going to go ask your sister in law the princess of love for help, Even though she doesn't understand what Two mares even do to each other she is so straight... I mean you understand what we do, but...you are creeping the buck out of me. "

the princess of friendship smirks turning around striking a chest out hip out pose that made Dashie redder, "Scaring you and? exciting you? because Celestia's figure is the standard for all alicrons and I will grow into it. Plus I am younger and warmer? Well Only my Sombra will enjoy this and he will be back because of this!" She showed Dashie it and she blinked at it.

Twilight zapped the book and it vanished for a moment before reappearing in her hand the book at a stop watch in it, that didn't change. "That was a low level version of me and my husbands in case of the royal sisters come in uninvited plan, the book skipped ahead one second in time. Sombra used it to make his kingdom vanish by moving forward in time." Dashie's eyes widened. "That's right I can time travel. Already used it to tell him were to find me again when he comes back." She smirked evilly.

the blue mare jumped and held her legs together, "Oh ... Lot of conflicting feelings coming together one , hot as hell bad nag princess, two eeeww straight, three, Egg head scary, Four oh that's scary power... I have to go take care of something before I go see your milf in law, I mean sister in law!" she dashed out leaving a sonic rainboom out the door.

Twilight wrote a leader to celestia quoting something she said years ago to Radiant hope, "Now back then your Xenophilia could pass but not this time, I give my darling anywhere up to two years till he returns and we rewed. Now you won't be invited My teacher." she took a sip of wine, "Luna can come, I need a mare of honor after all. Also p.s that cake you loved that was lost to history I know it. In closed a taste of it as crumbs to prove it. it's the last taste you will ever have."

later on Celestia tasted the crumbs and she said,"...That vengeful little nag!"

Luna who had a black and silver version of her sister's outfit walked by saying, "Vengeful is right I dream walked I seen why she loves sombra!" she whispered to her holder sister who turned pinker then there niece wings popping out and fanning herself.

The princess of the sun said, "No wonder she hates me. I would cast shrink Flank on me if I took that away form me. So good think she is holding back Cake." She looked behind her." because this is pretty much why most of our ponies listen to me.

The night princess put her flank against her sisters and said, "We know this, our flanks have always been our greatest power, and it's why I was always the stronger curvier mare!" before Celestia could say a thing, "My measurements are one higher then all of yours, And you need six magic gems to cast time out, and still lost in the rematch sister."

Celestia sighed and said, "you do speech the truth."

to be continued.