Now while Dashie would be talked into parting out the parts she never want to use to the Pie siblings. Zeta was in the woods, in ghost form.
he held his fists out glowing with Ghostly power as he fired off energy rays at timberwolves scaring them off. Well a few, Another came rushing at him avoiding it, Only for the boy to hold his hands together and shoot a ghostly green fireball setting it on fire to burn.
That is when Twilight landed and she looked to her watch, "why the buck are you not in school Zeta!" The ghost kept focused on Timberwolves breathing ice to freeze one.
the ghost foal throw a ghostly energy dist slashing one's paw off making the wound catch fire, "Oh I tried. The school house Doesn't want to be haunted So they rejected me! So I can't go to school."
the alicorn crushed the wine glass she seemed to always be holding, "Oh that what bucking do! I will build a boarding school for All races not just ponies. So you can go to school, And we can make sure the next batch aren't fearful of the unknown as current batch. Now let's see when can I get that done! Current project, Pinkie pie's wedding in canterlot. Declaring the current elements count as princess and or princes how ever they identify. Snapping Luna out of ghost fear, tormenting my teacher slash killer! Planning for my husbands return...it's going to be awhile, and I am sorry. I am a busy little nag. Now on to correct project I need your grandparents! it's super natural related."
The zebra ghost colt fired a ghost ray of green to scare off the last temper wolf, "they are parked above cloudsdale." Twilight flow off happily.
When our purple pony princess made it she knocked on there door holding a sigh about, "I want to talk about ghostly energies!" the grandparents let her in.
Twilight pulled out a wine bottle she had used magic to turn her skirt pocket into infinite space. "I brought wine for the ladies and for jack!" she pulled out a box of fudge. "Zeta told me you love this!" Jack grabbed it as Maddie took the wine.
our princess sat down, pulling a paper form her bra, "I will be blunt, I found out the energy form the elements which can zap away evil, is very close to Ghost energies. I currently hold a crystal that holds an whole race of evil beings inside of it. If we can boost the elements I can reform that race, then Well We can just zap evil out of the living world. " She crossed her leg putting it down.
Maddie rolled her eyes, "You can't do that. the universe needs balance too much order breeds chaos. Case in point, you took away Luna's evil and what replaced it? Chaos lord freed, and I heard about rarity's possession by said evil. Both problems won't have happened if not for the elements of harmony trying to force order."
Jack nodded and he said,"yeah you do reform that race Something will take it's place to fill in the bad." the fudge was now gone for the record he eat it. "Case in point we lost our home by ghost haters, Now said home has no one protecting it form evil ghosts so they are as you say bucked hard up the flank to death."
Our princess rolled her eyes, "So you are saying If I do this Something bad will happen...well you are the experts, so I can cross that off my list of crap I need to do!" she pulled a pen form her pocket and a too do list form her bra and updated it, "Scratch reforming the umbra. Don't want to tip the scales. besides if I can blast evil out, I guess it could blast good out if it falls into the wrong hooves." she put her list back in her bra. her pocket shred paper for some reason.
She got up and bowed, "Now before I have a problem I need a hand with we have a problem in Appleloosa, You see now the native buffalo are for women extra buff yet still big beautiful women. The men are fab female hating slobs. So natural the buffalo women are going after the pony males. which is making the town brake apart. As buffalo women are stealing men form pony mares. the buffalo girls So happy to have ponies that treat them with respect, well they are kind and super sweet, while the pony mares are becoming bitches. it's start a three way divide. Pony mares wanting to kill buffalo women, buffalo women wanting to kill Pony men. it's a bucked up mess."
She took a breath, "Now the town is walling to keep the native pony mares and buffola males out. That's right this mares were such nags they got kicked out. or bitches if you don't mind me using Zebrica langue. Zebra curses are more fun to say I am not going to lie. Any how once the wall the woman hating males and the male hating females will probably kill eachother solving the problem. Now as the buffalo women's daughters are buffalo and sons are ponies with there pony husbands. Well there weird reproductive system will mean when this is over buffalo will be all female, and have sons same race as there husbands. Weird but it's what those women want. So could you help them make the wall and protect the town. So we can get to problem solved."
Maddie blinked, "Why ask My family?"
Twilight smirked, "let's see now ghosts plays mental warfare the female hating males will just see death coming for them for there crimes. The females will see powerful males they can't touch to be scared of. After all the only girl ghost is Dani and She and filthy are still on honeymoon. So it works. it works perfectly to scare bitches and bastards to death. Literally if we are lucky. yes I am cursing in Zebrica I am about to declare our curse words replaced by Zebrica ones, Sense I am the only bitch running the show."
Jack and maddie looked at eachother and said, "We will do it but it will coast you!" they said at once.
Twilight pulled form her pocket the Gem that held her mother in law and umbra, "here is my evil crystal I told you about take it, do what ever, milk the power out of the evil within to kill them, I don't give a bucking fuck! Go ahead kill my mother in law, I won't shed no tears neither will her son."
to be continued.