At the community center, the town was having their 70th Annual Battle of the Bands. Mayor Hansen was the announcer of the show. She was hoping that the 70th would be as good as the first one in the 1960s.

Backstage, Rockin Bonanza was tuning up their instruments. Dagger and Merula were warming up their vocal cords when they heard a bunch of masculine voices coming along

In the corner were four handsome men luring them straight females to them, including Merula. "Sis," asked Dagger, "what about our warm-ups?"

"Just fetch me a sweater," Merula said as she began to stare at the four boys.

"Hey," said Rayne. "I'm Rayne. I'm a friend of the drummer and keyboardist of Rockin Bonanza."

"Names Morven," said the leader, "leader of our band Siren Hunks, this is Andaman, Tad, and Ren."

"You guys are handsome," Rayne flirtatiously said.

"Hold it," Merula said. "I was going to ask them out after the battle of the band's roadie."

"Roadie?" asked Rayne in rage. "I'm a backup dancer."

"Well, I'm going to take them out to ice cream!" shouted a female country singer.

"No!" shouted a heavy metal performer. "I'm going to take them to The Eclipse for the latest rocker movie!"

The only girl who didn't fight over Siren Hunks was an Indian-American girl dressed in funk apparel. "Dude," she said, "those girls are going to fight over Siren Hunks all night long."

"And you're a lesbian, right?" asked their bassist.

"That's right," Jayla replied. "I don't do men."

"Hey, Morven," said Tad, "there's one girl whom we haven't wooed. She says she's les-whatever."

"Well, then let's do it," Morven smiled as he sang loudly.

"Hey!" shouted the keyboardist. "That's my girlfriend your messing with!"

Morven got annoyed. "Come on, boys," he said. "We should work on our dance routine."

The keyboardist helped Jayla up. "Are you okay, Jay?"

"I'm fine," Jayla answered as she kissed her girlfriend.

Peggy, Isadora, Mahi, and Addison knew that something was off about them.

"Attention, everyone!" shouted the mayor. "The Battle of the Bands is starting! Siren Hunks, your up first!"

The Siren Hunks pointed at the girls, which made some of them faint. Rayne was still lovesick for Morven. She followed them to the stage where they started singing to the audience. As she was looking at the audience from the curtain, she saw that most of the women were having piercing blue eyes and were falling madly in love with them. She got jealous. She rubbed her eyes to see if she was just seeing things, and she was right. She looked at Siren Hunks, who had the same piercing eyes as the brainwashed victims. This meant one thing.

"Oh, my God," Rayne whispered to herself. "They're guy sirens. No wonder they're called Siren Hunks." She rushed back to Rockin Bonanza, who was trying snap Merula out of it. Rayne placed a rag on her eyes and she snapped out of it. Rayne took Peggy, Isadora, Mahi, and Addison to the hallways. "Girls," whispered Rayne, "Siren Hunks are actual sirens."

"You might've been enjoying their singing too much," Addison said.

"I'm not kidding," Rayne replied. "They're real sirens."

"Now that you mention it," Peggy whispered, "they do keep making the boys here jealous."

"I didn't fall for their songs because they're too immature," Addison replied.

"Plus my heart truly belongs to Dagger," Isadora replied. "I love the way that he acts dark and spooky whenever he plays his bass solos. His favorite bands are Metallica, Twisted Sister, and Kiss."

"Nevermind that now," whispered Peggy. "We need to put a curtain call to this concert."

Guardians Unite

Siren Hunks were about to wrap their songs when PRIMA grabbed them and flew them outside. After that, the females quickly snapped out of it. Mayor Hansen rushed outside and said, "Now please welcome to the stage, Jayla and the Funky Birds!"

Jayla and the Funky Birds rushed onstage and started performing.

PRIMA dropped Siren Hunks in the sandpit at the playground. "Dude!" shouted Ren. "I got sand in my pants!"

"Just like at the beach," Rayne replied. "Now why are you here?"

"Isn't it obvious?" said Morven. "King Jeiva sent us to absorb the fear of boys losing their girlfriends. He just loves it when men's girlfriends dump them."

Siren Hunks quickly turned into monstrous demons, much to PRIMA's surprise. Rayne decided to handle them herself, knowing that they'd broken her heart. She whipped out a large tidal wave, soaking Siren Hunks. Wet sand got in their eyes, blinding them. "This is what happens to sand on a rainy day, they get mushy," Rayne said. "Looks like you won't be making any sandcastles for a while."

XxoxX

Back at the community center, Jayla and the Funky Birds were performing "Atomic Dog" from George Clinton, which made the audience cheer. The Applause-O-Meter reached up to 95.9, giving them their highest score.

Merula and Dagger were coming with their instruments. Addison, Mahi, and Isadora knew that their bandmates were back to normal. Mayor Hansen applauded as they watched off. "Let's hear it for Jayla and the Funky Bots. Due to a little conflicts backstage, the other bands are disqualified, except for Rockin Bonanza."

Rockin Bonanza came onstage while Rayne and Peggy started dancing to their retention of AC/DC's "Long Way to the Top." In the end, they scored a 95.5. Mayor Hansen rushed to the stage. "And our winner is..." she shouted as she unveiled the envelope, "...Jayla and the Funky Bots!"

Jayla and the Funky Bots were rewarded a record deal with Majesty Records. Rockin Bonanza was not angry at all when they won second place. "They needed this more than we do," said Dagger. "Our dad would suffer embarrassment if we entered as our hot selves."

Isadora took Dagger's hand. "That's the spirit, Daggey," she replied. "Jayla and the Funky Birds deserve this deal because of their more soother and calmer. If I know Reginald Worth, he would be mad if you trashed his office."

"And for all of our runner ups," shouted Mayor Hansen, "invitations to the Majesty Records Spring Singer party!"

"Majesty Records Spring Singer party?" asked Rayne. "That's where they debut the spring band. In the fall, they do their masquerade ball."

"Well, I can't wait to go," Peggy said.

The End

Note: This is loosely based on the "W.I.T.C.H." story, "Enchanted Music."