Sg-1 was in the cafeteria eating their breakfast when General Hammond made an announcement.
"Attention all personnel of the SGC it has come to my attention that the cafeteria coffee has been drugged, therefore I must ask you not to drink it, thank you."
"That explains the Fantasies." SG-1 chorused
"Let us never speak of this again."
"I agree."
"Sure thing."
"You couldn't have said anything better."
The end.
