Pinkie pie in a room was In her wedding dress looking nervous. Cloudy in a simple Black dress walked out, "Relax darling, his wife left him because a ghost scared him off, he knows how to treat a mare!" she hugged her daughter and smiled, " you look lovely in my old wedding dress, Granted they had to alter the chest part, but Sadly none of you my darling daughters could match this!" She said pointing to her chest which had to be two cups sizes bigger then her daughters.
The pink pony nodded, "yep... but to be far, you put Celestia to shame Mom. Well here I am off to be married become instant mommy...and I am nervous!"
the grey mare adjusted her glasses, "Darling darling, You have cared for those twins and watched them more then there birth mother did, they already probably think your there mommy."
Elsewhere Zecora in a sideless and backless black dress and heels was directing the ponies, her outfit was shared by the other Fenton women. Most of them were in there human counter parts dance outfit.
Twilight was standing to officiate the wedding, a princess would declare them by royal decree they be husband and wife. She was drinking Wine, "Ok Everyone in there places!" She saw her friends and the pie sisters over there all of them in Simple Black dresses, "Ok Brides maids check minus mommy maid of honor." She then turned other way at the Grooms mane. her friends boyfriends filthy rich, and Danny as best man, all in black suits and half mask, so Trender didn't have to feel alone about his need for one.
Cloudy walked out joining the brides maids. Pinkies dad was walking her down to Mr Cake he smiled, "no matter what you are my daughter and if your happy I am happy." Floor girl was Scootaloo of all ponies who was happy, Ring bearer was Zeta.
Twilight smiled, "Finally the future husband and wife. Now first any pony other then an Ex have something to say?" She said other then An Ex because of ex crashes wedding trope. She was thinking ahead. "Nope on Vows. you wrote your own?"
Pinkie pie Took Mr cake's hand, 'I promise to be the best wife and Mother I can. I love you Mr. Cake, when I was new you where so kind to me. You where the first pony to give me a chance. I feel for you long before we started being a couple. I know Cupcake leaving you was horrible for you, but it was honestly the best thing for me as I finally got to have the stallion I love."
Mr cake held her hands and smiled, "I have to agree. If She could be scared away then she was a mistake and waste of my time, but even though she need a change of parts she gave us our twins. I promise To be the best husband I can be, using the practice I have form her. I love you pinkie pie!"
Our purple princess pointed to her friend, "So Pinkie do you?" Pinkie pie covered Twilight's mouth, "buck yeah I Do you silly Filly!" she uncovered her friends mouth.
The purple pony pointed to Mr Cake,"I do!" he then grabbed her and pulled her into a kiss. Twilight said, "by royal decree your husband and wife. Now let's celebrate the new couple but first Flowers!" Pinkie pie throw hers.
Rarity was quick the jump into the struggle for them but before she could grab them, Apple bloom picked them up. Why didn't Rarity use her magic to get them, simple really, Magic is cheating at a wedding, just like flying was. the little mare held them and Zeta was Black white and red all over.
Rarity crossed her arms, "Oh come on fillies should be able to catch it."
Pinkie pie was quick to pull her husband on to the dance floor happily. Twilight smiled as she took a sip of wine, "Oh She is a happy bride, I remember my time as radiant hope... she has more patience then I did. I will tell you that much right now."
Dashie was was next to her shivered, "We get it, your egg head and mad mare who tames Sombra. Can we move on?"
The wedding was happening.
Now later on Pinkie pie was handing the twins to her sisters Limestone marble and Maud ,"Now ladies I am trusting you three to look after the twins and the bakery while me and Mr Cake are away on our honey moon. he is an older stallion so he will need brakes and help, but I am a patient Mare Who loves her husband. Now While Me and Cake are away on a beach so he can unwrap my bikini and I can brake his pelvis in. If anything happens to the shop or pound and pumpkin , and I will count having to cut something out of there little manes as a thing, I will chop your Flanks off and hang them on the wall of my marital bed!"
The sisters held there beds and gulped Pinkie pie smiled, "Twilight told me that threat. you can find it in her new book!" she held out a book with Twilight back turned and bare looking back titled "How to be a naughty Princess level hot nag, for dumb dumbs. Read it it's worth it, and it is filled with the tips that made Carrot cake fall head over hills for this pie! heheheheh that's a joke in here!" she then left."
As soon as the door closed the twins cried making the new aunties panic why because the on the door now that it was close was plaques with there names on it that all end with"'s flank" Pinkie was already mama bear.
Meanwhile Twilight was groaning trying to pull the royal sisters out, "GET THE BUCK OUT BITCHESSS! GHOSTS ARE REAL GROW THE BUCKING HELL UP YOU GOT DAM BITCHES!"
to be continued.