Twilight was currently pushing a tight up magic blocker on there horns two sister into the specter speeder, "Ok Jack you got your money, The elsewhereness seems to have given everyone a new outlook Take them there and see if it cures there ghost fears by it's power or exposure were the fear is shocked out, either way one week in the after life with ghost with you woman child bitches spinster fat asses." She said loading them on. " I AM SICK OF BEING THE ONLY BOSS BITCH DAM IT!"
She dusted her hands and headed off " Now instead of working on my school I got to do there jobs which means watching and judging the junior rodeo as everyone else has an excuse out , Zecora has a date with danny, Dashie is playing the I am dead cared, Fluttershy has anniversary date with discord, Pinkie pie is trying to make the cake twins older siblings, Applejack said She can't go She hurt her butt with Trenderhoof, Rarity finally has a date with Johnny, So she can't go she doesn't want to die alone. Fucking assholes! I can't fucking curse around Foals! This is my got fucking dammed to hell nightmare."
Later on applebloom was on a sheep in blue overalls, white under shirt, brown wester boots hads, and red scarf holding on as it came out charging. Sheep riding was the event. Time to beat was three minutes! Zeta was cheering as she held on to the bucking sheep. She held on all for limbs wrapped around which was odd but the sound went off at three minutes one second, She beat the time and the sheep did a back flip on to it's back so it was on top ending her time.
The sheep rolled off as Bloom got up dirty head spinning, Twilight clapped and rolled her eyes, it worked, Last up was babs seed, Who would do the same thing but last one more second. ending it. Twilight held the medals and said, "as princes I reward bab seeds with gold , Apple Bloom with silver, And Diamond tiara with bronze?" she blinked to see Tiara dressed as a white cow girl, the fancy kind smirking. Twilight shrugged " I am just going to say this was Dani's idea and move along."
Later on Zeta was walking beside apple Bloom who was looking at the silver growling, the ghost didn't get it till they went into her house and she opened a closet and throw the silver medal on a pile of other ones. He blinked and said, " understood now, someone out does you each year."
Applejack walked up saying, "one third of that pile is mine, and the other third is big macs." she said rubbing her ass, "Oh Got dam it this bucking hurts, ... No jokes! we all know what ahs done did to hurt my barn door!" She rubbed it, why she didn't use to support teaching foals the birds and the bees at school, After hearing Dashie's ghost come to hear fearing she was pregnant form bucking her wife, She changed her mind. It was needed. " No one in this here family Ever takes the gold at a contest." she said.
She opened another closet filled with bronze and silver Zeta looked around, "Mom of second place and third place." She then pointed, "before you bring up Babs seed, She don't has no Pear in her. This curse came form our mama's side of the family. Because Pears are the second place fruit or some buck like that, Ah's don't know." She then rubbed her butt, "Oh tarnation Trender for a dead man you back a bucking punch!" She groaned, "Oh ...Any ways the points ahs' trying to make is we all try to beat. Before yous brings up My element of harmony status, keep in mind when the poll of most populate one came out ahs was second, behind Twilight but before flutter mellons. Don't tell Miss fat cows Ahs calls her that."
Aj then held her plot, "Now ahs off to spray my barn door down with that stop that cools and warms the area around to try and realign my flank! ...it was worth it!"
Zeta blinked as he looked at Apple Bloom sighing. She snapped her overalls, "and that's why wes here now. We enter to try and break it but nothing works." The ghost boy had an idea and grabbed her hand going ghost to pick her up bridal style making her fly as she flow off to his grandma.
Maddie held her chin after hearing it, "Well now, the sisters went in but You can still be the first living Foal to go into the ghost zone!" Apple bloom blinked jaws dropped as Maddie revealed a spare specter speeder. AppleBloom would be a first curse broken.
Meanwhile Dashie's ghost faced into a wall of Applejack's house Trenderhooof rolled his eyes, "No you can't get your wife pregnant either.." she backed out question answered, "... I have heard of dumb jock but this is ridiculous"
Applejack walked in rubbing her butt still, "eyep...it's why ahs am now on the teach the foals the birds and the bees side of the protest!" she said picking up with a sigh with a picture of a foal at a school desk looking at a brid and bee hugging above his head, "Now Ah's off to it! Sense my booty is better!" She kissed her ghost and walked out.
she passed by Twilight at the line the princess cleared her throat, "As princess I am ending this. Dashie things she can get another mare pregnant. and things other mares can knock her up. This level of stupid shouldn't be a former element of harmony. So I declare foals will learn so they don't end up being dam idiots! NOW PISS OFF!" She said using the royal canterlot speaking voice to scare them away. " Now I am off to use my staff to Slap a dumb ass bitch! who won't leave me alone as her filly fooler ass doesn't know what to do to her wife. I am straight and I know more about lesbian stuff then the lesbian! This is a crazy level of dumbass."
To be continued.