Complete Opposites

Chapter One: Ojou-san?

Dark's eyes widened as the figure sat up, there sat the absolute most beautiful girl he'd even seen. Golden hair splayed everywhere, glowing under the moonlight, pale skin visible to violet eyes. Large confused golden eyes watched him, "Dark?" Violet eyes widened as he got up and walked towards the figure, he studied her face, sharp golden eyes and pale skin, the longest golden hair he'd ever seen…she looked exactly like a girl version of Krad with his hair down…not to mention naked…today was his lucky day...

He raised a brow, who knows, maybe he could get her to go on a date with him, "…miss?"

"…miss?"

He blinked, why was the thief staring at him like that? The look that portrayed confusion, astonishment, stupefied, and excitement, not to mention he just called him a "miss"... He looked at himself, and yelped in horror. Number one, he was naked with nothing but his hair covering him, number two he wasn't exactly a "he"...he had…had…"stuff" that he'd rather not explain with details. The blonde covered herself up and blushed, she yelled, "What the hell happened!.?"

"What?"

The blonde frowned, Dark didn't recognize him, or so it seemed, "Dark…"

The thief raised a brow, so the girl knew his name, not surprising, after all, he, Dark Mousy, was insanely popular, "Yes ojou-chan?"

Krad grew annoyed, "Dark…it's me."

"…?"

"It's Krad."

The thief stared in horror, "Krad?"

The blonde's voice remained calm, "What the hell happened?"

Dark continued staring at the girl, he couldn't help it, "I don't know but you're…"

Krad looked away from the thief's stare, it was uncomfortable, "A girl…"

"A sexy one…"

The blonde blushed, "Where's Satoshi-sama?"

The thief was rather disappointed that the first thing the blonde asked was about his, no…her tamer, "Daisuke's gone too…I'm guessing that we separated…"

Krad frowned, she tried to get her wings to come out but they wouldn't, "What happened to my wings?"

"My second guess would be that we're human now…" Krad gaped in horror, she sat there on the floor, hair splayed all over, Dark couldn't help but start to gawk again, she looked beautiful, infinity times so, he shook his head, must stop staring..."That's the good thing about having detachable wings…"

Before he summoned the rabbit, he draped his coat over the naked blonde, Krad got up and put the coat on and buckled some of the straps up, blush still on her face, thank god the coat was long and reached down to her knees. Dark summoned his wings and scooped the blonde off her feet, Krad let out another yelp, "What!.?"

"I'm getting you out of here." While the thief carried her back to wherever he was heading, actually, he rather liked having a female Krad in his arms, he smirked, "I always knew you were the feminine side of this opposite thing."

"Shut up!" The blonde couldn't get used to how femininely-ish high-pitched her voice was, it was normal for a girl but it seemed infinity times more high pitched than her usual voice. However, she inwardly she was grateful that she didn't end up with some squealy-ish not to mention annoying voice. A moment later she blinked, "Where are we going?"

"Back to my house."

Krad blushed, "W-what?"

"Would you rather have me drop you off in the middle of nowhere while wearing nothing but a jacket?"

He had a point there, "Why are you doing all this?"

Dark grinned, "So I can ask you out on a date later."

The blush on her face made her frown less effective, "Perverted thief…"

"Yup...that's me…good ol' perverted thief…"

When they got back to the house Dark opened the window to the redhead's room and let the blonde in, "Ladies first, ojou-chan."

Krad frowned but went in nonetheless, downstairs a commotion was heard, "What's going on?"

Dark came in, "Who knows? Let's go find out." When they reached downstairs, there were six people in sight lounging around in the kitchen, there was Kosuke, Emiko, Daiki, Towa, Daisuke, and Satoshi. The thief raised a brow, "What's with the party?"

The redhead stared at his alter-ego in horror, "Dark? How come you're over there?"

"Because you ditched me back there in the museum?"

Daisuke stared at him in confusion, "But…I thought you were asleep…"

"Like I'd actually fall asleep while you're with-"

The redhead cut him off, blushing, "D-Dark!"

Then it was Emiko's turn, poor Krad, she squealed, "Dark! Who's this? My, what a beautiful young lady! Is she your new girlfriend or something?"

The blonde blushed, it was Satoshi's turn to stare in horror, he took a couple steps towards the blonde, "…Krad?"

Dark had mentally crossed the "…Krad?" out and replaced it with "…grandma?" the thought made him laugh.

The blonde nodded graciously and greeted her tamer, "Satoshi-sama."

Dark was amused, very amused, not only did Satoshi look like he was about to faint but he was blushing like hell noticing that his curse was now a girl wearing nothing but a jacket. "Maybe you should stop staring now…you have Dai-chan to stare at."

Satoshi glared at the thief, blush deepening, "Urusai!"

Apparently, Krad was clueless, she tilted her head curiously, "Satoshi-sama?"

Once again the blue haired boy made the mistake of looking at the blonde, against his own will, he was captivated. Emiko snapped out of her trance, "That's Krad!.?"

The thief nodded, "We both grabbed the Diamond of Aphrodite and then BAM! This happened…"

"I see…"

"…she's being awfully quiet…"

Daisuke looked around and thought, I would be too if I was not only in the house of my greatest enemy but had a group of guys staring at me…gods the horror, no wonder Krad's not yelling or fighting or doing anything Krad-like.

Emiko looked around and frowned, all the men of the house were gawking at the half naked blonde. She fumed, Kosuke, who was first to notice his wife's distress, ran over and wrapped an arm around her waist. Only then did her frown lessen a bit. Krad unfortunately was still oblivious to the attention the boys were giving her, looked around and blushed. Dark smirked, Krad looked so cute, not to mention sexy in that black leather too-long-to-be-a-coat. "Emiko…how about getting some clothes for…her?"

Daisuke's mother nodded and led the blushing girl out of the room, who was followed by a grinning Dark, the people in the kitchen gawked at them until they disappeared out of sight, Kosuke cleared his throat, "Now that that's over…"

Satoshi went from shock to denial, "That could not have been Krad…"

The redhead patted his shoulder sympathetically, "I never thought this day would come…look on the bright side…"

"What bright side?"

"…she's the prettiest girl around…and she'll be surrounded by people…"

The blue haired boy groaned, "He-she's not exactly sociable…"

"Well you never know…just let Dark stick around her and she'll be outgoing in no time."

Satoshi let out an even louder groan of mental agony, "Great…that's just great…"

Emiko rummaged through her closet and pulled out some spare clothes, "Here you go, these should fit you just fine."

"B-but…"

"What? These are girl clothes?" The blonde remained silent, Emiko couldn't help but smirk at the blonde, "Krad…dear…you are a girl…"

"…thank you…"

Emiko beamed, all her worrying washed aside the second she noticed that the blonde was a girl, a helpless and shy girl, "No problem! This is like having a daughter!"

Krad held the clothes in her hands like they were some foreign delicacy. She just stared at it as Emiko left the room, Krad blinked and started unfolding the clothes.

Outside the door Dark leaned against the wall, Emiko came out he opened an eye and watched her, "So?"

"So what? I gave him-"

"Her."

"Her clothes."

"Now what?"

"She gets dressed and we discuss what happened, what will happen and what's happening. I rather like her this way…"

Dark watched the lady walk down the stairs, then he heard a crash from the room, out of pure instinct, he ran in and found the blonde on the bed who immediately grabbed her clothes and covered herself up while blushing. Dark blinked, "What just happened?"

Krad snapped, "A…nothing! …turn around!"

The thief did as he was instructed, there was shuffling noise behind him, "…Krad?"

"Why do human clothing have to be so…difficult?"

"…do you need help?"

Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around, Krad was turned around and pointing to a buckle on the back of her top, "Help."

Dark grinned and buckled it up then asked her, "Need me to zip up your shirt too?" Krad nodded, so he helped her zip up her sleeveless while she held her hair up so it wouldn't get caught in the zipper, "Having troubles?"

"Shut up…I don't know how humans put up with this." The thief's grin disappeared the second Krad turned around, his smirked turned into an "O" the blonde looked up timidly at him, "What? What are you looking at?"

The "O" never disappeared, Dark just kept on staring, Krad was getting sick of the gawking. The thief continued staring, Krad was dressed in a black sleeveless shirt along with a white skirt that went down mid-lap and with her hair down, she looked like a model. The thief let out a single word, "Whoa…"

Krad blinked, "Dark?"

"You look hot…"

The blonde blushed, "Can…we get going now?"

Dark followed the blonde out the door and downstairs, the second they came into sight, all eyes turned to them. Krad slowed down enough to get behind Dark, together, they looked like a couple, complete opposites. Emiko smiled with glee, all her uncomfortable-ness around Krad disappeared, "They fit! And you look great! You two look so cute together…"

Krad's blush deepened, she was blushing way too much, it could not be normal, even for humans. Daisuke watched the pair, his mom was right, they looked great together, one light one dark. They looked almost exotic, the blonde frowned and whispered to the thief, "What are they staring at?"

"You."

"Eh? Why?"

"Because you're the most gorgeous girl around."

"I hate this…"

"Why?"

"Because…"

"You don't like the attention?" Krad didn't answer, "What? You don't like their attention? My attention? What? Answer me!"

"I don't know! I just don't like it!"

Dark looked back, "There's got to be a reason."

Krad shook her head, "It's nothing…"

The thief gave a lazy smirk, "You know, I rather like you this way, especially since we're not fighting and you're hell of a sexy girl…"

"I hate being human…"

"It's not so bad."

Emiko crossed her arms, "Are you two ever going to come down here or what?"

Dark smirked and took the blonde by the hand and dragged her down, "Yea?"

"We've decided that Krad and Satoshi should stay here for the night, it's too late for them to be walking him, especially Krad and her…condition. Dark you share Dai-chan's bed, Satoshi you can get the other bed in Dai-chan's room. And Krad, you get the guest room."

Krad's eyes widened, "Me?"

Emiko winked, "Yes you, after all, we can't have you in the same room with all those boys now can we?"

The blonde blushed, again, Dark pouted, "You make us sounds like greasy old perverts."

Daisuke's mother ignored him and pushed the blonde out of the room, "We can discuss this more thoroughly in the morning. Come on Krad-chan! I think we have some night clothes that might fit you! Now, you all get some sleep, it'll be a long day tomorrow."

Everyone agreed, Satoshi noticed that Towa was glaring daggers through Krad's back, he wondered whether it was because she was Krad or because she was the prettiest girl arou-he stopped mid-thought. No…he could not have just thought of Krad as pretty…

Krad sat on her temporary bed, things were moving along way too fast for her liking. She wasn't used to being a girl, or human, and the way they kept staring at her.

"You know, I rather like you this way, especially since we aren't fighting and you're hell of a sexy girl…"

The blonde shook her head, she could feel her cheeks heating up. Why did the thief's opinion matter so much? She would fight if she had her powers back, but no she just had to turn into a human. Hopefully it was all just a terrible no good very bad dream…nightmare, and everything would be back to normal tomorrow.

"Wake up!"

Golden eyes opened groggily, she looked at the baggy clothes she was in, nope, it was still a dream and she couldn't, wouldn'twake up. Krad sighed and headed downstairs, it seemed like everyone was in the kitchen already, she rubbed her eyes, everyone resumed their task of staring at her. "Ohayou…"

Emiko blinked, "Krad-chan! You look so cute!"

Dark smirked and took a bite out of his toast, "She's right you know."

Krad remembered that she was wearing pajamas that were just a little too big for her, she sighed and headed back up. Dark grinned and followed her, bread still in his mouth, the blonde turned back, "Why are you here?"

"Just incase you need help again."

The thief waited outside the door until Krad opened it and asked him to zip up the back of her shirt again. He was more than happy to do so. When they headed back again, Emiko had that motherly-smile on her face, "It's decided, you two are going to school on Monday!"

Dark stared at her in disbelieve, "What?"

"You'll have today and tomorrow to get used to this place, and to shop!"

Krad just gawked, "B-but-"

"Don't worry, you'll fit right in!"

The thief shook his head, "I don't want to go to school!"

Emiko gave that smile that told them she couldn't be defied, "Too late, I already called and the arrangements have been made for two new students, Dark Mousy and Krad Hikari."

Dark gaped, "But everyone knows me! I'm Kaitou Dark!"

She shook her head, "They're incredibly gullible, they think you're some kid who just so happened to have the same name and same looks!" The thief groaned, Krad just blinked, but Emiko wasn't finished yet, "Oh, and your uniforms will be here soon."

The thief nudged Krad, "You're wearing a skirt and a blouse…"

It was Krad's turn to groan, Emiko just smiled, "Have fun shopping! Make sure you get back before dinner!"

Dark frowned, "I hate being human…"

The blonde gave a little ironic smirk, "Welcome to the club."

Nya

Yes! Krad did turn into a girl XD it couldn't be helped, I tried thinking about other things but that just kept popping into my head and I found it thoroughly amusing XP I always wanted to see Krad as a girl and not just dressed like one. :D Ojou-chan is another way of saying Ojou-san which is the proper way of saying "miss"

Lord Scribbles- First reviewer! XD Thankies! This will go on and on XP Krad's a girl now and my mind is overflowing with evil plots-I mean -looks around- ideas...it can't be helped, she's really pretty or at least that's what I was trying to conjure up XP

Mysterious Kaitou- Shhhh...they don't know that o.O But thankies formy second review XD Yes, Ayame-the-tormentor-of-poor-Krad-who-is-now-a-girl XP I'm still thinking about that idea you gave me...and you called me mean to Krad lol hmm...maybe I will add it in XD

Hakudoshi-chan- Pin Pon! XD That's right! And for guessing right, you get...a piece of pie! XD I'll try! It might take awhile to update all of them o.O there are like...how many:P I lost count...

golden-flame4- Nope not his voice, it's the new and improved version, aka: female Krad XD Yup! I have a bad habit of not sticking to one thing at a time and end up with doing as much projects as I can XP All together...I have...alot of bad habits! And I'm proud of most of them:D

Hikari Fubuki- Lazy and busy, sounds kinda like me XP Being mean to Krad also sounds like a very Ayame-thing to do XP Female Krad, I thought this up at night when my computer had been turned off so it was stuck in my head and by the next morning I was beyond insane XP Yay! Neko-chan, Queen of Fluff XD Nyahahahha...

Sheridan- Hell yea, I've been holding back the urge for awhile but it overloaded :P wow...you're right :O if I turn Krad into a girl it'll be non-yaoi wouldn't it:O whoa..my fist non-yaoi fic, well not really, it's yaoi in general but non-yaoi since Krad's gone female? o.O Errrmmm...Krad's still Krad and Dark's still Dark though :D And there's always Daisuke and Satoshi XD

Shado-Fyre- This entertains me to no end, turning Krad into a girl, everyone staring, Emiko gone all...Emiko-ish XP Krad's female :O Her and Dark are completely opposite now XD

darkandme4eva- Yea XD they seperated! Let the insanity ensue! Nyahahhahahhaa XD I'm going to have alot of fun typing all this out...-insert evil laugh-

dimonyo-anghel- lol, yea, poor Krad he doesn't have anyone to threaten with his...her...whatever hottness XD so prettiful...there's going to be alot of staring going on...XP