Complete Opposites
Chapter Two: Girls are Scary and Boys are Annoying
They walked down the streets, the four, Daisuke was pointing out shops and restaurants like a good little tour guide and Satoshi just tagged along with his hands in his pocket. After a full round of the market square, Dark grinned, "How about we split up and meet back here at oh I don't know…say…a couple hours?"
The redhead agreed and went off with the blue haired boy, "Satoshi-sama!"
Dark shook his head, "You can't really walk around called him Satoshi-sama you know." Krad blinked, the boy scratched his head, "Uhhh, call him Satoshi-kun or just Satoshi or something. Satoshi-sama makes him sound like a slave owner."
Krad gave a nod, "Where do we go now?"
"Let's go grab something to eat, it's almost lunch time anyways."
The blonde nodded again and they headed to a nearby café, "Everyone's staring…"
"Oh well. It looks like we're on a date doesn't it?"
Krad blushed and looked away, remembering what the thief had said the night before, "Iya betsuni…" Dark grinned and ordered, the blonde just stuck with a drink. The blonde couldn't help but notice everyone around her staring; she chewed on her straw nervously and watched the thief scarf down his noodles. "Exactly what are we supposed to be shopping for? Do you even have the money?"
Dark took a few precious moments and looked at the blonde, "We're supposed to be shopping for clothes and stuff for school and yes I have money."
The blonde raised a brow, "How much money?"
"More than enough."
She had actually wanted to tie her hair up again, back in the guest room but Dark convinced her not to with his very persuasive you-look-pretty-with-your-hair-down-though speech, he even threw in a pouty looksor two just to win the argument. Krad sighed and twirled a strand of hair around her fingers again. Dark asked for the check, they paid and they were off. Krad couldn't help but blush when the thief wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her closer. Dark on the other hand grinned while at the same time, glared at all the male around, staring at the blonde.
Surprisingly non-surprising, they ran into a couple people that Dark knew, like Risa. He grinned, "Oh! Risa-chan! Nice seeing you here! You look fine today."
She beamed at the acknowledgement, "Dark-san!" She blushed and squealed, "Iya! I missed you!" Krad blinked, aside from the fact that it sounded rehearsed, her mind clicked, it was that Harada girl again, the one she almost killed while she was a he. Honestly, she didn't like Risa very much, but she kept quiet nonetheless. The blonde didn't know why but she felt somewhat reassured when Dark pulled her a bit closer to him, yet at the same time she was beyond embarrassed, personally, she would've considered it sexual harassment but she let it slide…for today. Risa turned her attention to the blonde, "Who are you?"
Krad felt tension, a lot of it, "H-Hikari Krad…"
Risa continued glaring at the blonde, she demanded, "State your relation with Dark-san!"
"Eh? I am…I am…"
"Well?"
"Eeto…"
"Well?"
The blonde was starting to panic so Dark had to jump in and save her with the first thing that came to his head, "She's my girlfriend." He told the girl, Krad gaped in horror, telling the Dark-crazed girl that wouldonly mean more trouble for her. She could practically see the flames emitting from Risa. It seemed like Dark noticed it too, he hugged the blonde closer out of fear and instinct, either that or he was taking advantage of the horrifying mood.
"Girlfriend!.?" Krad was speechless, she felt the thief hug her closer, talk about bad timing…Risa glared daggers at the new girl, her rival, enemy, arch-nemesis, "I'll win Dark-san from you!" The blonde gulped and shuffled closer to Dark, the thief didn't seem to mind, but Risa wasn't finished, "What does Dark-san see in you? You're just some average girl up to no good! Taking advantage of his kindness! I'll win him back I swear I will! Just you wait Krad Hikari, I'll be your rival for Dark-san!" The blonde blinked at the open declaration the brunette just made, had she no dignity? Openly declaring not only her love in front of the object of her affection but her was also declaring her new competition forlove in public.
Krad had lost her power of speech, her and Dark just kept shuffling closer, now out of fear as Risa babbled on nonstop. When the girl finally left with a final glare, flick of her hair and a "hmph".The blonde finally released the breath that she'd been holding. For some reason she seemed to be in a comfortable position. She looked at where she was, her hand was resting on Dark's chest and she was practically leaning against him while he had his arm wrapped around her making them look more like what she didn't want them to look like. "Gah…" She pushed herself away from the thief, "I can't believe you told her that I was your girlfriend…"
"Don't worry it'll be true soon enough."
The blonde rolled her eyes, "Girls are scary…"
"Oh yea, they're scary alright, scary beyond words. You know what I just noticed?"
"What?"
"You're shorter than me now…"
The blonde blinked and looked up at the thief, damn it, he was right, "How did this happen?"
"Well now you're a girl and girls are naturally shorter than guys…"
Krad found it beyond hard to adjust to the human world, staring people, perverted thieves, just a little beyond insane girls, not to mention being short. She could definately wait to go to school… "Aren't we…supposed to be shopping?"
Dark smirked, "Right! Let's be off then shall we?"
"Before we run into anymore Dark-crazed girls…" She muttered under her breath.
"Hm?"
The blonde shook her head, "It's nothing…"
The thief's grin widened, "Hark, do I hear the tone of a jealous girl?"
Krad whirled around and glared at him, "What? Who's jealous?"
"Geeze, and I was just joking too. You know if you aren't careful people might actually think that you are my jealous girlfriend."
The hunter glared at him, then she turned around and started walking down the street, "Fine, if you want to go shopping with her, then go, I'm not stopping you."
Half the boys around the pair stopped, waiting, thinking and hoping that it was a great opportunity to accidentally overhear and go comfort the blonde which then they would end up seducing the girl and they'd live happily ever after as the cutest couple around. Dark gave a rueful smile and jogged after the fuming blonde, he didn't like all the eyes that were set on the hunter. The soon-to-be-his-hunter. "Oi Krad!" The blonde turned around with an impatient look on her face, "My bad, that was inconsiderate of me. I'll buy you a drink later okay? Forgive me?"
Krad tilted her head and raised a brow, that must've been the most sophisticated sentence she had ever heard the thief speak. She studied Dark for a minute then continued walking, "Whatever."
Dark smiled and caught up to her, the men in the background let out a synchronized inaudible groan of despair, so close yet so far…after awhile of walking they ran into…Takeshi, "Hey look…it's Dai-chan's friend…"
Takeshi stared at him, "Oh…my…god…it's Kaitou Dark!"
"Not quite, it's Dark Mousy."
"Oh my god it's Kaitou Dark!"
The thief sighed, the kid was attracting attention, "It's Dark Mousy."
"Oh my god it's Kaitou Dark!"
"..."
"Oh my g-" Dark covered the boy's mouth and dragged him away, Krad followed behind, this was amusing…they reached an alley where the thief finally let the boy go with a disgusted look on his face. He wiped his hand on his pants, Takeshi continued to gawk, first it was at Dark then it ended up on Krad, "Oh my god it's Kaitou Dark and he's got an extremely hot babe with him!"
The pair's eyes widened, Dark raised a brow, "And do you have a problem with that?"
Takeshi nodded, he grabbed Krad's hand and smiled, "Hello there ojou-san, may I be honored with your name?"
Krad stared at him, "K-Krad Hikari…"
"Hikari-chan hm? What a beautiful name, why are you hanging around with such a person as lowly as this thief?"
Hikari-chan? The blonde raised a brow, "He's…"
The junior reporter nodded, "He's…"
Dark frowned, the arrogance of this boy! His had his hands made into fists, Krad tried to finish the sentence but the words, or the word wouldn't come out, "He's my…"
"He's your…"
The thief growled and gave the pest his best punch he could give, "She's my girlfriend you twit!" He sent the boy flying into the sky. Annoyed was a huge understatement.
Krad watched the boy sail into the air and disappear from sight, she looked at the thief, "Dark?"
"Yea?"
"Are all the boys going to be like this?"
"Let's just say…yes. They're so damn annoying…"
The blonde sighed, but gave a smirk and quoted the thief's words, "Hark, do I hear the tone of a jealous boy?"
Dark snorted and led the blonde back out onto the streets, "I'm not jealous…"
"No…the great Dark Mousy can't be jealous, so I suppose I'll just go over there to the café where everyone," she slowed her teasing speech down. "Seems…to be staring…at, me."
The thief looked over, yup, all the boys were staring at her, "If I say that I'm jealous, can we move on?"
"Can we move on? Please…this is freaky…"
"Agreed."
"The girls are scary enough…"
"And the boys are annoying."
"But you're a boy…"
"And you're a girl."
"Urusai you annoying boy!"
"What about you? Scary girl!"
Krad crossed her arms and glared at the thief, golden eyes flashed dangerously. That was their…somewhere around forth fight that day. "Is that so?"
"Yea!"
The blonde gave the thief a shove, Dark was caught off guard and stumbled a couple steps backwards, when he looked up, the blonde had the wallet, his wallet in her hands. Krad smirked, "Well I suppose I'll just be taking this and go shopping on my own."
"Hey! You can't just take someone's wallet like that! That's called stealing!"
The blonde raised a brow, "Isn't this what you do every other day?"
Dark blinked, "Yea…but still, I'm the thief around here! …and where'd you learn how to do that?"
Krad tossed the wallet and caught it, "I picked up a couple things from you."
"Stick to your job!"
"My job?"
"Yea! You're the hunter and I'm the thief!"
The blonde snorted, "Well this hunter's going shopping without the thief."
Dark pouted, "Then how am I supposed to pay for your drink later?"
She was honestly surprised that he remembered, "Go beg for money."
"Sorry, no can do sweetheart."
"…are we ever going to get to our main purpose here?"
"At this rate…no."
Krad sighed, "Whatever, I get to keep the wallet though."
Dark blinked, "Fine, okay, you win."
The blonde smirked, it was fun having the thief give in so quickly, she tossed the wallet back to him, "I would but I don't have pockets."
"You're such a teaser."
"Not quite, more like a hunter. Why don't you go somewhere and think about that?"
The thief smirked, "Is this how you catch all your prey? By alluring them like this?"
"Allure? I would hardly call it 'alluring', besides, you're my only prey."
"Oh, special aren't I?"
"I suppose…"
"So you admit it!"
The blonde blinked, "What?"
"You admitted that I was special! I'm special aren't I?"
"Whatever floats your boat."
"You float my boat."
The blonde blushed, "How do you always manage to end every topic with some strange pick up line?"
"Why do you keep talking so...formal? It makes me feel low class..."
The hunter smirked, "That's because you are low class."
"I am not! ...you know you should get some lip shine or lipstick, they'd make your lips look fuller..."
Needless to say the girl was baffled at what the thief was talking about, "What's...lip shine?"
Dark couldn't believe it, "You don't know what lip shine is?" The blonde shook her head, "It's something you put on your lips to make them look shiny, and they smell good. Also makes your lips look fuller...and shinier...makes people want to kiss you..."
"Do you put lip shine on?"
"No way, it's a girl thing."
Krad rolled her eyes and continued walking, about half a block later they were mobbed by both girls and boys. Dark managed to fight his way through the crowd, something was missing…he reached back and pulled the blonde out. A second later they ran for it, not that the mob noticed them missing.
The blonde frowned, "Is this going to happen a lot?"
"With the way you look, I wouldn't be doubt it…"
"Me?"
"Yea, you're hot, are you still denying it?"
Krad blushed and looked away, "What are you talking about?"
Dark smirked lazily, "Come on, you know what I'm talking about. You've been good-looking ever since the last I saw you, as a guy. You know what I mean, you were the sexiest thing around next to yours truly."
The blonde's blush deepened by shades, "You're too full of yourself."
"Fine I'll start complimenting you endlessly. You'll see why I'm not sick of it yet. You're be-au-ti-ful."
"Me? Beau-" She shook her head, the thief was messing with her mind. Dark grinned, so Krad actually had a shy side, shy was fine, shy was cute. "Stop it Dark."
So they went down the street, Dark endlessly ranting about how Krad's hair was pure gold and reminded him of sunlight. The hunter simply blushed and continued walking tryinig to ignore the thief. Suddenly Dark stopped in front of a shop. Golden eyes blinked, "Huh?"
He purred, "Hey Krad I bet you'd look just gorgeous in that!"
Krad's blush went from red to deep crimson, "YOU PERVERTED THIEF!"
Dark grinned and jogged after the blonde, "What? It's only lingerie…"
Nya
Here's another chapter XD Having way too much fun, it can't be healthy :P Takeshi's a little on the stupid side, and Risa's a little on the scary side XD it's only lingerie! XP
Lord Scribbles- The Niwa...are unpredictable :) they're very friendly and outgoing too XD Emiko would've been happier with two kids or something, she can't really put Daisuke in a dress, well she could but he's a boy XP Krad's purdy :D
Kage Ohkami- It's subliminally yaoi, I mean, Krad's a guy on the inside XD Personally, I just like having the two together :P I'm guessing that I'll have to start thinking of a good ending for this XP
Hakudoshi-chan- Krad's going to be envied by all the girls :) And Dark by the guys XD I've been thinking about this fic for awhile, I always wanted Krad as a girl :P Then I was really bored and typed it out XD Boredom and insanity is never that great of a mix...
golden-flame4- There's a club called I hate being human, it consists of...Dark and Krad :P Evil torture is beyond fun it's very fun! XD
General Kitty Girl- I'm "le abuser de la Krad" honestly I don't have the slightest idea whether that's right or not but oh well XP I'm beyond horrible at french, I blame not paying attention in class :P it can'tbe helped nya
Sheridan- It's okay, you're a complete yaoi fan aren't you? XD That's kinda like me when I see DarkRisa fics x.o they're painful...
Mysterious Kaitou- You didn't read this one! Dark could have hidden potentials...you never know o.O I could sell these for money if they were drugs XP My plans for this fic are overloading with ideas XD You can start pitying Krad now :D
leoth- lol XD While he's a girl, he should suffer like a girl right? Oh boy...Krad's in for it XP
Akako- Thankies! Glad you like them :) Here's an update fore you! XD
Megnut- it's weird beyond words :D Actually I find strange very interesting :) Call me a freak or insane freak or whatever I don't think I'd be able to deny it XP
Rianna Moonsword- Really? Wow...I've been imagining Krad as a girl for quite awhile, the concept amuses me to no end :P Quite strange really...but oh well, I am strange, strange I am :)
peach-hit- XD Glad it made you laugh! I fell out of my chair...and I ended up laughing at myself for being stupid XP I was laughing nonetheless :P
blackmagic111090- Half? Nah, I'd say at least two thirds or four fifths, he or she just looks so pretty :) I really have to draw it out sometime XD
dimonyo-anghel- Hmm...that's a very interesting point...I'll have to add that in the next chapter...I think Krad's hot-hot and so's Dark XD Well maybe not in this fic since Krad's a girl...but she's very pretty :) Yes, poor Krad, she's stuck in a world she doesn't understand XP
Seena58- My ideas range, that's how wide my insanity spreads XP oh no...I'm going to buried by more stuff :S My room is a mess, it's covered in stuff, I couldn't find my watch today...my arm felt so bare :( I'm picking on Krad again aren't I? Itold myself to take it easy on the Krad-abuse but my brain rebelled against me :P
shuusuke- Hell yea! Krad's gone feminine! Here's an update! Is it soon enough? It's better than some other updates which I haven't updated for awhile and I'm more than likely going to have a mob of angry readers hunting me down and...I'm doomed...
Leonhart Zero- Glad it made you laugh :D Hope you like this chapter too! XD
BlackRose581- It can't be helped, she's pretty, they're looking, it's the delicate balance of nature :P Dark's a guy, fifty bucks says he's staring too XP
Dark Moon Sabbath- Nope, not hard at all, the first time I saw Krad, I swear I couldn't tell whether he was a boy or girl o.O after awhile I was like "ohhhh it's a guy...oooo...he's pretty!" XD "...very pretty" :P