Complete Opposites
Chapter Three: Shopping!
Emiko had yelled at them for not buying anything, actually…she yelled at Dark. But that wasn't the point. Dark sighed and tried to make the excuse of showing Krad around and checking out which stores they should shop at then going and doing the actual shopping on Sunday. He saved his neck with that final comment. Satoshi and Krad were sent back to Satoshi's house until Dark came by and picked the blonde up the next day.
Satoshi yawned and got out of bed, he headed into the bathroom, he blinked and then his eyes grew wide. There was Krad, taking a shower, the blonde blinked and then next thing he knew, he was running out and slamming the door behind him. Satoshi could feel the heat rising to his cheeks, a couple minutes later Krad came out and cocked her head, her wet hair swaying just ever so slightly, "Satoshi-sama? You seem flushed…"
The blue haired boy couldn't believe the blonde who was now dressed and walking towards the kitchen. He groaned and collapsed onto the floor, "I hate living with a girl…"
The doorbell ran and Krad got up and answered the door, a piece of toast in her mouth, "Darph…"
"Hey honey, I'm home!" The blonde rolled her eyes, Dark grinned, "Hey toast!" And he took a big chomp out of the piece of bread. Krad stared at her toast crossed eyed, the glared at the thief who was now munching happily on his piece of stolen toast. "So sweetie, ready to go shopping?"
"Stop calling me strange names."
"But how can I? You look absolutely positively gorgeous."
Krad blushed and headed out the door, "Let's go…"
The thief smirked and followed, "Aren't you eager?"
"Do you know where we're going?"
"But of course. We are going clothes shopping!"
Krad rolled her eyes, "Obviously…do you know which stores?"
Dark paused, "That…we'll figure out after!"
So into town they went in search for clothes. Dark grinned and ran into a shop full of suites and came back out changed, a white dress shirt with a loose tie, "Do I look sexy or what?"
Krad rolled her eyes yet again, "Let's go."
"Not until you admit that I'm sexy."
"…"
"Come on Krad, say it, I'm sexy, you know it's true…"
The blonde sighed, "Fine, whatever, you're sexy, now let's go."
"That wasn't very convincing…"
"What do you want me to do? Swoon and squeal?"
"No but that's an interesting image. Lo and behold…" He walked up to a random girl, a second later she was stuttering and nodding like an idiot. He came back with a triumphal grin on his face, "See? And all I asked was "Do I look sexy?" you saw her reaction."
Krad just huffed and walked down the street, "Let's go, I want pants, I hate this skirt, it's so…so…"
"Sexy? Gorgeous?"
"No, it's not exactly positive…"
"Transparent?" Krad blushed, "No? Exposing?"
The blonde walked faster, Dark assumed that he hit a button, "I think it looks sexy!"
"What a flattering comment from the ever so popular Dark Mousy, thief extraordinaire." She said sarcastically.
"You oughta be flattered that you're my girlfriend."
"I'm not your girlfriend! How long did Emiko-san say this curse was going to last?"
"At least a month…"
Krad groaned, "I can't take this anymore…"
"Sure you can, if you can survive a day, why not thirty of them?"
The blonde felt like crying, "Why me?"
"Hmm…I wonder…slim waist, round shoulders, long hair, fair skin, pretty face…why not you?"
Krad was speechless, "Can we just…hurry up?"
"That's the spirit."
"I'm not your girlfriend though…"
Dark just gave her a funny look, "It'd be safer if you were."
"What? Is someone going to come and kidnap me?"
"No, well maybe, but imagine swarms of boys asking you out and a mob of girls trying to talk to you. I'd imagine that you'd want a boyfriend to be there to lower the stats of that stuff happening..."
The blonde stopped in her tracks, "…it's only pretend right?"
The thief smirked, another battle won.
"Try it on Krad!"
"No!"
"But Krad!"
"No!"
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Please!"
"No!"
"Pretty please?"
"No!"
"Pretty, pretty please?"
"No!"
"But-"
"For the last time Dark, NO!"
Dark pouted, "But it's so pretty…"
"I'm not trying on…that…that thing!"
"What's wrong with it? Sure it shows your stomach and shoulders and the skirt probably could be a bit longer but still…"
"No!"
The thief sighed, there was no way to get the blonde to try on a tube top and a mini skirt. He put it away crossed his arms, "Fine then you pick something to try on."
Krad grinned and pointed to the jeans section, "I want pants, now."
"Whatever, go find something, but if you get to pick something, I get to pick something for you too."
The blonde raised a brow, "That doesn't sound like a fair trade."
"But it is!"
"Whatever, nothing that I'll never wear please, like mini skirts."
"Yes, yes I'll remember."
Krad rolled her eyes and grabbed a pair of jeans and put it on the counter, the clerk cheered, "Congratulations! You're our ten thousandth customer!" Golden eyes blinked, "For that! You get a free make over and a ton of new clothes from our newest brands!"
The hunter just blinked again, "Wha?"
The clerk wasted no time, she dragged the blonde to another counter where another salesman grabbed her and seated her. A moment later she was applying make up and hair spray to the blonde who just sat there too dumbfound to move. And after she was done with an "Oh my god you look gorgeous!" They shoved her to another clerk who picked out all the newest clothes which were very expensive. Finally they got her back to the counter, "That'll be twenty-three fifty please."
Dark came back and blinked, "There weren't any-whoa…looks like I didn't really need to look around…"
Krad just stood there dumbfound, "Uhh…"
The thief looked at the hunter in confusion, which ended up a stare. Krad looked amazing with make up on, it was hardly noticeable too, her eyes had some glow to it, lips looked fuller and her hair smelt great. Dark was intoxicated. "Holy crap Krad…you're stunning…"
The blonde just blinked, she looked cute. Dark continued to gawk, the clerk beamed with pride, "I'm glad your boyfriend likes it, you look great!"
"But he's not-"
"Bye bye!"
Dark ended up holding all the bags of clothes that Krad had gotten. They sat down at a café and got drinks, "That was strange…" Krad said as she sipped her drink.
"I'll say…but in a good way."
"Hn."
After they went around to a couple more shops, Dark ended up uncountable bags of clothes and jewelry, he huffed, "Who would've thought, you're the hundredth, thousandth or millionth customer at each shop…how lucky are you?"
Krad just cocked her head, "Do you need help with that?"
"Pft, I'm fine."
"Doesn't look like it."
"What did they give you?"
The blonde thought for a bit, "Just about everything possible I imagine."
"Ha! I knew you were a horrible girlfriend!"
The two looked down the street, it was Risa…
Krad gave Dark one of her ah-crap-what-now looks, "R-Risa-chan!"
"Poor Dark-san! Having to carry all her luggage!"
"Actually…I volunteered…"
"Nonsense! She should at least help carry some! And why are these all her clothes!.?"
The blonde bit her lip, "It's not my fault that every store we went to gave me stuff!"
Dark watched the blonde, she was glaring at the brunette.
"Ah! You're our hundredth customer! And for that! You get anything you want, free of charge!"
"Ah! You're out three thousandth customer! Get her some of the new stock we just got!"
"Ah! What a kawaii girl! Hey, get something nice for the lady!"
"Welcome! You're out six hundred, seventy-sixth customer! Look around and see what you like, we'll give you a huge discount for it!"
"Ah, you're our millionth customer! Guess what? You get a shopping spree!"
"Congratulations! You're our ten thousandth customer! You get pick anything you want! Don't worry, we'll take care of the charges."
"Congrats! You're the prettiest girl who's walked in all day! Pick what you like and take it!"
"Ah welcome! You're our hundredth couple to walk in today! Please, go ahead and grab something nice!"
Krad's eye twitched, Dark let out a nervous laugh, "Today was very…interesting wasn't it? And we didn't really spend any money at all…"
"You're spending all of Dark-san's money!.? How could you!.?"
"Technically it's not my money…"
"Have you no shame!.? I don't know what Dark-san sees in you!"
The blonde's hands fisted up, the thief looked at the two back and forth frantically, "Ah well…me and Krad-chan have to go now…"
"So you can what? Go and be her errand boy?"
"Risa-chan…"
"Shut up!" The two looked at the blonde, "It's not like I asked for all this to happen! I didn't ask for all these clothes! I didn't ask to be here! I didn't ask Dark to be my boyfriend! He's the one who wanted to carry everything! Stop blaming me for things that I haven't done! It's fucking annoying!"
Risa gawked, Dark just bit his lip nervously, a mad Krad wasn't a good Krad to be around, "You didn't ask to be his…what's wrong with being his girlfriend? Dark-san! I can't believe you'd pick someone like her to be your girlfriend! You really should stop being to selfish and bossy! No one likes a self-centered girl who won't even carry her own things!"
"Ri-"
"You're making a mistake, she's obviously not the one for you!"
"And what!.? You are!.?" Krad was fuming by then. She turned tail and stomped away.
"Ah…poor Krad-chan, she's been having a rough day…"
"I still don't see what you see in her…"
Dark gave her a funny look, noticing that Risa had suddenly calmed down, "Let's just say…she's my other half alright?" Then he started walking after the blonde, "Oi! Krad! Wait up!"
By the time he actually found her, she was sitting by the ever so famous fountain by the cliff, "There you are."
"I hate her, I hate her, I hate her…I didn't ask for all these things to happen, I didn't ask to be a girl…"
"I know…"
A jacket was wrapped around her, she looked up, Dark had set the things down, "Huh?"
"We're by the sea you know, it's colder over here. I wouldn't be a very good boyfriend if I were to let you sit there and get sick."
"I don't get this whole boyfriend girlfriend thing…"
"You'll get used to it. Hmmm, care for lunch?"
"We were just at the café though…"
"I'm starving…"
"Fine, whatever."
"That's my girl."
Krad huffed, "I'm not your girl."
"Would you rather go and face Risa-chan again?"
"It's only temporarily, me being your girl that is."
Dark smirked, "That's my girl."
Nya
Poor Krad, having to put up with that XP And Satoshi, pity him too XD I'm sick again, isn't that nice?
Lord Scribbles- Hmm...I have ducky socks...Dark: they're cute, just like you. -winks- :P how's that for a random pick up line? I think he'd be going to highschool...I mean he looks eighteen to me...you can't really tell, can you? XD Yes now instead of only having a sexy guy around, there's a sexy couple :D
WindStar- Yay! Thankies! I'm really glad you like it enough to add it to your favorites! XD Go she-Krad!
peach-hit- Ohhh...you're Shuusuke? I'll have to remember that :P Yes! I hate Risa! Why does she have to go and chase Dark? If she stalked anyone else besides Dark (and Krad, only Dark's allowed to stalk him) she'd be on my okay list XP Riku...I'd give her a so-so she's not squealy :P
dimonyo-anghel- Yea! No one can get Dark except for Krad! I'm guessing that Risa will be one of the villains of this fic XP I wish I could go on a shopping spree...
Dark Moon Sabbath- Yes, Risa's weird, very weird. Hope you like this chapter too :D Dark's being a...a...a very Dark-like Dark XP
Hakudoshi-chan- That's a very interesting point...Riku and Krad -thinks- hmm...possibly...not a very lively friendship if you ask me XP But I think that Riku would be like the onlygirl who's not against Krad...wow...just think about all the torture Krad has yet to face...I'd be scared if I were her... XD
Aunkis-san- Here's another chapter! Let's all start imagining Krad at school >:D Oh yes, my evil, evil plans XD Krad's going to wish I never wrote this fic :P
Mysterious Kaitou- Yay! I'm influencing you! Join the sadistic side! No...you didn't read this one either, you aren't on so too bad XP Maybe it's just because I'm at home sick and really bored but still...DarkxKradness XD
golden-flame4- lingerie! Yes! A very Dark-ish thing to do :P Perverted, funny and embarrassing at the same time XP
blackmagic111090- Hmm...inserting my own compliment...my mind went blank at the thought XP I can't really think of a compliment...I'd just say, my compliments to my insanity and boredom :D
Mukino Kuneka- XD Go Krad the girl! Actually...I was suddenly reminded of that song, "somebody told me" o.o I'm guessing it's because of the "you've got a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend" part XP I love that song :)
Seena58- Krad's stuck in the nightmare he/she never knew about XD becoming her enemy's girlfriend and having to face Risa -evil laugh- Scary, scary Risa XP