Title: Snakes and Lions Collide

Summary: Ron is hallucinating. He didn't really just see Snape and Harry snogging each other senseless did he? Dean was simply joking when he told him Gryffindor and Slytherin were…uniting, right?

Warnings: Slash

Disclaimer: I own nothing from Harry Potter.

A/N: Written for a prompt from one of my tables on Live Journal. Prompt #378. Hallucination

After having snapped at Snape over potions, Harry had been told to stay after class to receive his detention time and date. Being the good best friend that he was, Ron had told Harry he would wait in the hall for him so here he was, waiting in the dungeons by the potion's classroom for Harry. Upon hearing raised voices, the redhead approached the door slightly. It sounded like they were fighting. Uh oh, Ron thought. The voices got slightly louder than nothing could be heard anymore. There was a crash and Ron's eyes widened. He's killed Harry!

Ron flung open the door and froze. Snape's desk was crooked and half the items on it had been knocked off. However, that wasn't what Ron was looking at. Harry had Snape pushed against his desk and was... Ron quickly shut the door. He was hallucinating. He did NOT just see his best friend snogging Severus 'greasy-haired git' Snape.

"I'm hallucinating. It's only a hallucination," Ron told himself as he quickly walked through the castle in direction of Gryffindor Tower. Ron uttered the password and stepped in. Ignoring the rest of the students in the common room, he marched right up to the dorm he shared with the rest of his friends.

Inside, Dean was shuffling through his trunk in search for a book for his next class.

"Ron?" he asked carefully when he saw the redheads pale face. "You look like you've seen a ghost."

"Huh? Ghost? I think I passed the Fat Friar on my way here. Why?"

"Sorry. It's a muggle expression. What happened to you?"

"It was the worst hallucination of my life, Dean. For a minute, I thought I saw Harry snogging Snape. Like Harry would snog a Slytherin. Especially not Snape. Gryffindors and Slytherins don't mix. Never have and never will." Dean bit his lower lip nervously. "What?" Ron asked him suspiciously.

"I'mdatingBlaiseZabini."

"You're what?"

"I'm, er, dating Blaise Zabini." Ron's eyes grew wide. "And Seamus is sort of seeing Malfoy." Ron's eyes grew a little wider. "Neville has a thing for Millicent Bulstrode." Ron turned a shade of green. "Theodore Nott and Hermione have been dating in secret for two months." Ron looked furious. "Your sister's been meeting Pansy Parkinson in the Room of Requirements since last year." Ron looked livid.

"You're joking right? Tell me this is another hallucination! Am I the only Gryffindor with any pride left?"

"If you're feeling left out, I hear Goyle has a crush on you…" Ron gave an outraged squeak and ran out of the dorm. "Was it something I said?" Dean asked the empty room.