Complete Opposites

Chapter Seven: My Couples Relationship Thing Whatever Counselor!

"I have a job?"

"Yes you do."

"What am I stealing?"

"This little miniature statue of some artist, I can't remember his name, but he was obsessed with himself."

Krad rolled her eyes, "Reminds me of somebody."

The thief on the other hand wrinkled his nose in disgust, "Wouldn't that mean he'd make out with himself or a mirror?"

The blonde snorted, "That's disgusting."

"So was he."

Krad sighed and looked over at her tamer, then she whispered in his ear, "You know I think just about everyone can tell you're eyeing the wing master…"

Satoshi gave the blonde an incredulous look, was he that obvious? "W-what the hell are you talking about Krad?"

"Oh come on Satoshi, everyone knows you have a thing for the redhead."

"W-what?"

"Well, maybe not everyone…not the wing master…but just about everyone else…"

"Shut up!"

Dark frowned, "I'm feeling very excluded!"

Satoshi snapped, "Good! Stay that way!"

Krad smirked, "Getting edgy now are we?"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

"What's wrong?" Satoshi himself shutted up when the redhead asked him somewhat in concern.

"N-nothing."

"You're blushing." Krad said in a singsong tone.

The thief caught on, "Oh, so this is about creepy boy's attraction to Dai-chan eh?" The poor blue haired boy was being picked on by both entities-no-more, he frowned and began to walk faster. "Hark, do I hear the sound of a certain creepy boy's distress? Why yes I do, hey Dai-chan, go cheer your friend up."

Daisuke blinked and ran to catch up to Satoshi, "Hiwatari-kun, what's wrong?"

"Nothing!"

"Are you sick? You look kinda flushed."

"I'm fine!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!"

"But you're awfully-"

"I'm fine!" The redhead stopped and sniffled, Satoshi stopped and looked back, "I'm sorry…I didn't mean to snap at you."

"It's okay." Daisuke smiled again.

"That's really pathetic."

"You think so too?"

The elder two stayed behind talking behind the backs of their other halves, literally. "Satoshi really needs to be more straightforward…"

"And Dai-chan should be less dense…"

They both sighed and continued walking until they reached Satoshi's house which then the four had to be separated. Daisuke smiled, "See you tomorrow!"

"Don't worry Krad-chan, I'll think of something good to do with your hair tomorrow."

Krad slammed the door shut. Satoshi raised a brow, "You do realize that even though you slammed the door in his face, we still have to go out tonight and we'll probably see him since we're going to the museum where he's stealing the statue."

"Satoshi, you must understand this one thing. I'm not going!"

"Oh yes you are."

"No I'm not."

"This is the first time I'm doing this actually."

"Doing what?"

"Forcing you to go and catch Dark."

"What? Me? Catch him?"

"Yes, you, catch him."

"But-"

"But nothing."

"I'm not going!"

"Yes you are! Don't make me repeat myself! You're going or else I'll plan an even bigger doom on you!"

Krad scoffed, "Bigger doom?"

"I'll get Dark to pick your clothes for you!"

"Oh yea? I'll tell the wing master about your little crush on him!"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Oh yes I would!"

"I'll get Dark to…to…kiss you!"

"He's already done that several times!"

"I'll…what? Really? On the lips?" The blonde blushed and stormed off upstairs to change. "So are you going or do I have to get Dark to come over?"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!"

That night Dark went along and stole the statue he was supposed to only the sealing screwed up. "I swear, all the artwork have something against me nowadays. I wish they came with fineprint...stupid curses..."

The next thing he knew, beside him was…a miniature him. "…okay…what the hell!.?"

"What the hell yourself!" Cried the miniature Dark as he plugged his ears.

"You…"

"Me what? I'm Dark Mousy!"

"No you're not! I am!"

"No! You're Kaitou Dark!"

"I'm Dark Mousy damn it!"

"Oh yea? I'll show you! Stupid Kaitou!" With that said, the miniature him kicked his shin and jumped out the window and bounced off roofs.

"Hey! Get back here!" Dark growled as he began to pursue himself in a smaller version.

Krad frowned, she was on a street in the middle of nowhere but at least Satoshi couldn't say she didn't try to follow him. Which she didn't but he didn't have to know every single little tiny detail. "Hey you!"

The blonde looked around then up to see a child version of Dark, "What?"

"Dark Mousy's girlfriend!"

"W-what?" The blonde was very surprised at the miniature version of her boyfriend, same spiky hair, same eyes his attitude was a little on the bad side but nonetheless, very Dark-like.

"You're Dark Mousy's girlfriend! My girlfriend, after all, I'm Dark Mousy!" He nodded to himself.

Krad wondered if she had tripped somewhere and landed on her head, "What are you talking about?"

"You're my girlfriend!"

"I am not!"

"Well if you're Dark Mousy's girlfriend then you're mine."

"What?"

The child smirked, "No time to talk sweetheart, a big brute is tailing me. I'll catch you later."

Krad just watched as the boy jumped away, life seemed to pass her very eyes, or the little Dark seemed to pass, maybe she needed glasses… "Get back here you brat!"

That voice was very familiar, "Dark?"

The thief stopped and landed on a laundry line, "Ah? Krad! What are you doing here?"

"I'm not sure."

"Did some kid pass by here?"

"Yea…"

He was greeted with awkward silence, "Wait a minute…did he do anything to you?"

"Umm…"

The silence was making Dark worried, "He was claiming to be me…stupid piece of art! Only I'm me and even then it's hard to stay around and be so good at being me all the time!"

"He kept calling me his girlfriend for some reason."

The thief nearly tripped, "He what!.?"

Krad watched the thief stand perfectly balanced on the wire, he actually looked very elegant standing there, "Yea…he came by here…"

Inside Dark's mind ran something like this: oh my god that brat! I'll kill him! Whoa crap! This wire's dangerous! Must stay still…balance…baaalllanccee…crap! Crap! Gonna fall! Wait…no…that was close…must stay and look extremely cool and stylish and graceful in front of Krad…grrraaaccceefffull…don't fall…crap! Crap! Crap! The ground looks pretty far down…the thief frowned, "I'll get him another time. I think it's about time you got home."

"Don't treat me like a child!"

"No, I'm merely concerned for you."

"I'm not a child Dark! You're the one who can't take care of himself! I'm not the one with a miniature version of myself roaming around somewhere!"

The thief huffed and jumped down with the thought of, crap! My feet are slipping! Oh! I know! Jump down! Whoa-his foot slipped as he jumped up so he didn't get the height he wanted and settled for a flip before landing in front of the blonde. With With perched on his arm, "So, how about it Krad-chan? I take you home, you let me stay and eat something because I'm starving."

"No." Dark shrugged and picked Krad up anyways and flew off. The blonde screaming at him the whole way, "You ass! Put me down! Don't you ever listen to people?"

"I listen yet I don't listen, Daisuke calls it one of my bad traits. Do you think so?"

"Ye-"

"No I didn't think it was, I mean why wouldn't I listen? I hear them talking so wouldn't that count as listening?"

"N-"

"Come to think of it, I still need to think of something for your hair, not to mention you're wearing that skirt this weekend, you won't be able to back out even if you tried."

"But-"

Dark carried on, "Don't you just hate it when you're about to say something and people interrupt you? It sucks doesn't it? Just like when you tell someone not to do something and they do it anyways." He landed in front of the door, "Oh look, we're here." Krad was steaming by then, "Krad?"

"ARGH!" She ran in the house and slammed the door to her bedroom, Dark just stood there and blinked.

Then a minute later, he headed for the kitchen, "Well, I'll just be grabbing myself a snack then." In the kitchen, a scream was heard. Dark stood there in shock staring at a very unfazed Satoshi, "How the hell did you get here!.?"

The blue haired boy didn't answer his question, "You know, for a thief who could end up with just about any girl in the world, you really don't understand them at all do you?"

"Huh?"

"You suck."

The thief blinked, "Hey! What's that supposed to mean? I don't see you doing so well with girls! Or Dai-chan for that matter!"

"I'm not the one who just sent Krad screaming to her room! And you call yourself her temporary boyfriend!"

"Well at least I'm not the one who can't summon the guts to tell people how hot they look!"

"What's the point in telling them how good-looking they are when it'll all end up in them hating you?"

Dark was about to retort but then he blinked, "Whoa…that actually made sense…"

"You mean you saw the logic in that?"

"Not really…it just made sense in its own way."

"…I can predict right now that your relationship will be nothing but temporary."

"And who made you my couples relationship thing whatever counselor?"

Satoshi pointed to him, "You did when you started questioning my logic."

"When did I do that?"

"Just now."

"What? No I didn't-"

"You're questioning my logic again! You're a horrible client! Don't question your counselor!"

"But-"

"Horrible client!"

"Bu-"

"You're never going to get anywhere in your relationship! You failure!"

"B-"

"Shut up! Suck it up and apologize!"

"But I always have to apologize!"

"Because it's always your fault!"

"No it's not!"

Satoshi adjusted his glasses in a teacher-like way, "You dare question me again?"

"Yes!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes!"

"Are you very sure? Think really hard Dark."

"…yea?"

"Think of it this way, you don't listen and you'll never see Krad in that skirt."

The thief's eyes widened, "What? But-no! Ew! No!"

"Go apologize."

Dark pouted, "But I always have to…"

"Well you never really mean it now do you? Go apologize like you really mean it."

"Fine, be that way."

"I will."

The thief grumbled and headed upstairs, not noticing the energy bar that was still in his hands. He stepped into the blonde's room only to find her asleep on the bed. Aww…she looks so cute…she must've actually been mad at me this time…the guilt rose, damn my conscience, it'll be the death of me one day. Then he thought some more, I don't want to apologize! I'm sick of apologizing! He was about to leave the room when he looked back and sighed, maybe one more wouldn't hurt…

When the blonde woke up, the sun had rose and the birds were cheering for no good reason, her on the other hand, found no reason to cheer. Still grumpy from the night before she growled and kicked off the blanket but then she felt something on her nightstand. She blinked and looked over, it was an energy bar. An energy bar with a note on it, she picked it up and read it.

Krad-chan

Sorry for yesterday. Forgive me?

-Dark

The blonde sighed and ran a hand through her long golden locks, a slight smile on her face. She grabbed her uniform and went to change. Stupid Dark.

Krad was brushing her hair when the thief came in with a smile on his face, "Good morning beautiful."

A slight brush grazed her cheeks, "Whatever stupid."

The thief's smile widened, he sat on a chair beside the bed which Krad was sitting on and took the brush from her hands, "Remember, I still get to do your hair today."

Krad huffed and waited as the thief began to braid up halfher hair, "Where do you learn to do these things?"

"Who knows Krad-chan, who knows?"

When the two came down there was little to no tension between them. Krad was in braided pigtails and Dark was looking triumphal. Satoshi gave Dark his what-did-I-tell-you look, Dark just smirked his you-didn't-do-anything smirk back. Then the tension between them grew. Until Daisuke came in and Satoshi froze up. The thief smirked and shuffled over to the blue haired boy and whispered, "Maybe you need some of my advice on this kind of stuff."

"You only wish."

"You made me take your advice now I'm making you take mine."

"Bu-"

"No buts it's my turn to try out this couples relationship thing whatever counselor thing."

"B-"

"Are you questioning my logic?"

"You have no logic!"

"Au contraire sir creepy, I have enticing skills. Skills that you lack, so how about it?"

"Do I have to?"

"Yes."

"Bu-"

"Hiwatari-kun! Dark! What are you two whispering about over there?"

Satoshi froze up again, Dark just smirk, "As you were saying?"

He sighed in defeat.

There was just no way out.

Nya

Here's the next chapter! Dark's got himself a mini me! Not a very obidient one buta mini me nonetheless! XD And his mini me wants Krad too :P Satoshi and Dark are swapping tactics :O I'm slowly getting through all the hairstyles that I can think of and have been requested :) Dark's mini him will return!

Join C2 communities! And the miniature/curse Dark will be happy! And I'll give out cookies! XP

White Phoenix Eternal- I've always wanted to get Krad into a cheerleading outfit one time or another :P Hmmm...what indeed, Dark might be creating his own doom XP Who knows what Krad will do when he or she's back to normal XD

Anukis-san- Nerds are sexay! XP I saw a girl like that in the mall once, it was amusing actually, she had at least 10 likes in every sentence, of course the sentences ranged from 7 to 14 words, maybe even the occasional 15 words o.O Dark's clever indeed, smarter than any of us ever suspected XP

Hakudoshi-chan- They're just too pretty to pass up on, it took awhile but I decided on modeling...I couldn't really imagine Krad in gymnastics or soccer for that matter...actually I could, but still...it doesn't suit her and her "delicate frame" they're model-material XD

vary- Japanese schools don't really revolve around Japanese sports...they have all sorts, even curling XD I'm not even American, it's fun stereotyping people into the exagerated categories since it's never real in real life, and Krad and kendo don't seem to mix all that well so yea...I rather like it that way, it amused me :P

dimonyo-anghel- Just wait, you'll see soon enough XD Not to mention I just had sex ed which wasn't exactly...comfortable for me or anyone else but still...when I grow up I'll get a huge house, even bigger than mine and get a big big tree to have a tire swing XD Not for the kids that I might not have...but for me! XP

icestar2007- Hmmm...sleeping plots :D It's giving me ideas XPThe modeling club came up in the last minute in my mind too, trying to think of the perfect club that would involve them both and one that they'd both be good at or at least unconsciously good at was pretty hard XD Who knows? Nerds may take over the world one day...actually they're pretty much running it already...

Umi-chii- Maybe cheerleading clubs really are like that in real life o.O That'd be really freaky, but don't worry, I doubt my insane therory will come true any time soon and if it does, be sure to buy earplugs! XD Cheerleading Krad can be made into a doll XD

Shimmering Solitude- Wow...you're really good at mind reading, actually I didn't really think about Dark crossdressing...again but i had the thought of drama XD You'll see soon enough what I'll do about that :) interesting stuff is bound to come now that Dark's 'helping' Satoshi X3

M36NU7- Yuppie...Dark's sly :P Their roles seemed to have switched around, Krad's the one who's stuck in the traps while Dark's planning them XP Indeed that mobful paragraph full of mobbing and mobs was amusing, repeating the same thing through different words is fun :)

kyo's little koneko- Here's a new chapter! Dark's got a miniature him and he's being nice while Satoshi finds out about his possible future career XD Enjoy!

Les Scribbles- Hmm...should I get Keiji involved...that'd be amusing XD But still...even if he wasn't involved, would they be safe? I mean they don't even have insurance...maybe they should get some, safety first XD

chrnoskitty- Yea braids are fun, untangling them isn't fun when it's actually all knotted and such, people braid my hair all the time...why? Only god knows... Krad spelt "bi" since it was shorter and easier, but the leader person people stuff were dumb and thought of it as 'creative' I'm a little on the queer side aren't I:P

golden-flame4- The chess club guy's just whoa XD I only half understood what he was saying with all those chess terms when I typed it out, it sounded like something a real as in real real chess club dude would say, adding chess pieces in his sentence XP

Yoko no Tenchii- That's just like me when I say something wrong like "decision" don't ask me why but I screw up pronoucing the word half the time, yea...I say it wrong and repeat it until I don't know what I'm actually saying anymore :D

GirlWaterShaman- I haven't really written lemons yet, I've thought about it and decided against it, maybe another time...not now though :P Kraddy-kins will go through what she has to soon enough and feel free to chuck rocks at the cheerleaders :P

CeceliaPegasus- Here's an update! I swear, school's been keeping me up all night and not on the computer either :P It's near the end/middle of the year and all the big projects come into work :S I want a break from projects! Why can't the due dates be extended:(

frozenmagicfire- Hmm...would people join for cookies? o.O I doubt I'm all that big of an influence to get people to actually get up and join c2 communities :P And if I'm wrong, I'll just remain wrong XP I'm feeling very passive right now, mellow, mellow yellow...mmm... XP

Seena58- A thief and a really pretty hunter, nope, they wouldn't stand out at all :P Even with Krad's pouting and Dark's whining XD I enjoyed stereotyping people for reasons only I have a chance of understanding :P School is horrible, why can't they spread out the projects instead of clumping it all up into this month? Blargh...

Daishi- Krad has her hair down everytime she gets home or when Dark's not around to fix it up into something girlish or feminine :P Buns? I'll give you a clue, weekend, and I don't mean Saturday and Sunday...well I do but not like real weekends-okay I'll shut up now XP

Dark Moon Sabbath- I started out with really short chapters, then I realized how short they looked on and how much more I could add into it and yea...the result :P Sooner or later schoolwork will catch up to me and I'll get less free time until summer which then I'll be trying to type like crazy XD Now I can't wait for summer.

The Cheshire Kat- If this world was ran by people that I created, we'd all be doomed :P Since, of course, I'd be ruling it and all which would possibly cause an even bigger doom...as you can see through my insanity, I wouldn't make a very good world leader XP There'd be real nerds and cheerleaders running around freely! The horror!

Lillith- Wah...you're so formal XD You have no idea how flattered I feel when I read your reviews, I honestly never really expected to much road blocks while writing, like school :S I sound whiny don't I? I just keep ranting on and on about school :P But still...finding free time seems harder than finding anything in my room (which is beyond messy) :P Thankies!