Complete Opposites

Chapter Eight: Satoshi gets Contacts!

"I'm afraid of what you're planning…"

The thief frowned mockingly, "Who? Me? You? Afraid? That's a laugh…the great creepiness afraid of little old me?"

"Little old you who's put himself in charge of my affairs. Why shouldn't I be afraid?"

Dark thought for a second, "You're right…but your wording's all wrong, it should be excited, not afraid."

"I'm not excited!"

"Just listen to you! You obviously can't wait can you?" Satoshi screamed while Dark simply laughed and latched himself onto Krad's arm, "Come on Krad-chan dear, we'll be late if we're slowed down by a lovesick creepy boy. By the way, I bet Dai-chan's only a block ahead, if you're lucky and don't run into a pole I bet you can catch up to him!"

The blonde rolled her eyes and looked back at her blushing host, apparently Dark had decided by himself that he was going to be Satoshi's love counselor thing whatever. Although she had to admit…he knew how to bring out someone's sex appeal…she shook her head and let the thief drag her to school. But on the way, he said something that really baffled her, "You know, I was wondering what it'd be like to kiss someone with a forked-tongue…I think it'd be kinda cool…" What. The. Hell.

She tapped her pencil against the table while the teacher went on babbling about who-knows-what in class, scribbling all over the blackboard, one day, she'd go and steal all the chalk. That'd shut the teacher up, she looked over at Dark who had fallen asleep, sighed, and looked out the window, maybe something more exciting would happen outside…like a gigantic orange crayon running around on fire melting and dripping wax like the big stick of wax that it actually was…either that or something else…

The teacher slammed her hand down on the desk making Krad jump to attention while Dark looked up groggily mumbling something incoherent before falling asleep again. While the blonde's attention was averted, outside the window an orange crayon ran around screaming bloody hell while the flame began to catch on its paper wrapping, half of it had melted already much to its distress.

When Krad looked outside again, there were doctors and ambulances, firefighters and fire trucks parked. And a couple paramedics carried a stretcher which had disgusting orange goo dripping off the sides. Beside the stretcher was a redish-pink crayon who was sobbing wax tears for her boyfriend or something of that sort, whether they were tears since he lied to her about being a crayola crayon when he was really a candle or the fact that his internal organs were dripping onto the sidewalk and staying there,no oneknew. The blonde silently cursed her bad timing as the stretcher was loaded onto an ambulance and a couple of the doctors were trying to scrap off the dried wax off the pavement in hopes of stitching it back to the crayon candle thing.

Apparently she was the only one who noticed any of it while her classmates simply continued to pay their undivided attention to the front where the teacher continued babbling on about how the world worked. Who wanted to know the truth about the whole world anyways? Nosy, nosy people…they ought to be sued. And the people responsible for turningcuriosity into a class ought to be sued twice, Krad smiled at the thought. Then her mind wandered over to Dark's plan for Satoshi, she didn't have the slightest idea on what he was going to do to her host, which worried her of course but it still had its entertainment value.

Maybe the thief was going to completely change the boy's wardrobe, Krad wouldn't mind, he needed more clothes…and that jacket she rather liked was destroyed last time, his other sweaters…she didn't favor so much. The blonde thought about it, maybe Dark would change his attitude, Krad wouldn't care so long as he didn't turn her host into some demonic miniature Dark. One Dark and a miniature one was enough or maybe too much for the world to handle already so why add to the trouble?

Dark watched his 'girlfriend' watch the outside world which they were blocked from due to glass windows, walls and anything else like invisible force fields that the school was likely to have. He already had the perfect idea on how to get Satoshi bettered up for Daisuke. He smirked at his so called good deed or repayment, whichever. This was going to be fun…

The lunch bell rang, Krad thanked whatever powerful force was out there and headed out for lunch with Dark following close behind. They headed down the hallways when finally, her curiosity got the best of her. "Hey Dark."

"Yea?"

"What exactly are you planning to do to Satoshi?"

"You see…wait…actually…I think I might need your help in this…" Hehad failed towithstand that cute, extremely feminine face that the blonde had, but it was true when he told her that he could use her help.

"Hm? How so?"

"Well…this is what I have in mind…" Krad listened to his plan as they walked down the rest of the way, finally as they reached the younger two's classroom, Dark finished up his explanation, "And so you see, that's what you can do, it's perfect no?"

"Perfect? Maybe not…but amusing? It will be." The blonde replied with a smirk.

"Alrighty then, you agree!"

Krad decided not to argue… "Krad, Dark, what took you?"

"We were just going over our plans for today." Dark smirked and nudged the blue haired boy.

Satoshi frowned and fixed his glasses, "Krad? You're in this too?"

The blonde shrugged. And continued her way down the hall until someone ran into her with an "oomph" Golden eyes blinked before her thoughts turned sour like sour keys that were newly made in the sweet sweet factory which made people's tastebuds tingle just to think about it, and it was one of those sour keys that was over loaded with that sour powder too, actually, it was way worse than that, it was so sour, it'd turn people's mouths inside out. What a disgusting thought although it was rather suiting. The person muttered, "Sorry," before turning up with widened eyes then an accusing finger was pointed at her, "You! Don't think I've given up yet! I swear! He will be mine!"

Krad rolled her eyes, a stupid thief obsessed girl on my case, just what I need…sour, sour indeed. Dark stepped up beside her as Risa walked away, "Nice girl isn't she?"

"Whatever flo-" She stopped mid-sentence remembering what happened last time, "Bite me." Then a moment later she yelped, "What the bloody hell? You actually bit me?"

The thief smirked, "I was simply following orders was I not?"

"Out of all times for you to listen to me…" She stared at her hand.

"I could kiss it better you know…"

"…" The blonde tried to think of something to say which didn't involve a bad result, she was stumped, "Oh, go away."

Too bad that wasn't one of the times where Dark actually listened, he smirked and kissed her on the cheek, "It's not so bad."

"Yes it is…" She mumbled under her breath.

"We still have to carry out my brilliant plan my special little helper." He added a sweet tone to the last three words and smirked.

Krad wished she was a guy. Although she might've missed out on this insane plan that Dark had thought up. But was it really worth it?

When the four of them sat around the roof, Dark smirked, "I had a really nice dream about kissing this girl in class…"

"What if the girl turned into a guy?" Daisuke asked curiously, glancing at the blonde.

The thief shrugged, "A kiss is still a kiss. I wouldn't have minded."

Krad rolled his eyes, "Yea, and then suddenly the guy you're kissing suddenly had a forked-tongue."

Dark merely smirked, "That would've been interesting…"

The three just stared at him like he was a crazy munchkin who had a neon sign flashing Look at me! I'm beyond insane! And I like girls who turns into guys with forked-tongues!

School ended soon enough, Dark had left first to pick up something, Krad and Daisuke had left after; Satoshi had headed home only to find no one there. He was all alone. "Geeze, what's with Dark? He says he's got something to do but does he show up? No!"

"Who's not showing up for what now?"

The blue haired boy suppressed a growl, he should've known that was going to happen, "Do you just wait around until I get impatient or is your timing just that good?"

"Who knows? Actually I do…and you don't, but who cares?"

There was a moment of silence between the two. "What now O'brilliant one?" He muttered sarcastically.

Dark rolled his eyes, "Patience, this is my plan so we're going this my way at my speed." He passed the boy a box, "Go put these on."

Satoshi gave him a suspicious look, "And what are these?"

"Stop being so paranoid, they're to get rid of your oh so sexy glasses, you look better without them anyways."

"But I can't see without my glasses…"

"And that's what these are for!"

"What are these?" He gave him that what-the-hell's-going-on-here look again.

"Party-pooper! Fine! They're contacts." The thief crossed his arms in annoyance.

"Contacts? Where'd you get contacts? You don't even know what degree I have!.? Not to mention they're not cheap!" Dark raised a brow giving him the aren't-you-stupid look. Satoshi groaned, "Don't tell me you stole them…"

Dark just waggled his finger, "Details, details, stop being so picky and put them on."

"But I don't know how to…"

"Just put them on! Don't you watch TV?" Satoshi just stared at him, "Ok, maybe you don't…uhh…just go read the manual guide or something!"

The blue haired boy frowned as he was shoved into the washroom with his newfound contacts. Dark grinned and waited at the door, he couldn't help but wince when he heard the poor boy's cries of agony, "Oh god my eyes! How the hell do you get this on? Argh! Holy-! Oh my god they burn!"

The thief just looked away and whistled a jolly little tune. When Satoshi finally stepped back out, surprisingly alive and squinty, trying to adjust to the contacts. "I hope you're amused, what now you twit of a thief?"

Dark grinned, "Now for the fun part! Krad-chan!"

The blonde poked her head out and smirked then gave a well practiced girlish squeal to add to the effect, "Wow Satoshi-sama's looking good!"

The thief mock pouted, "Don't go falling head over heels for him now!"

Krad just stuck her tongue out at him, then she dragged someone into the room with her, she crossed her arms in a very feminine way which simply spoke for itself. And that said hmmm-not-bad-so-what-do-you-think-and-I'm-still-better-than-you, "So Niwa…what do you think?"

Satoshi froze up at the name, "Hiwatari-kun! The contacts look really good on you!"

Blue eyes blinked painfully, "…really?"

"Yea!" The redhead beamed.

He received a nudged from the thief as he whispered, "See? What did I say?" And for once, Satoshi had no power to disagree. Partly because he felt like his legs just turned into jelly and so did his eyes.

After awhile the redhead left due to the fact that his teacher was oh so very horrible and had assigned them a lot of homework, Satoshi didn't have any since he passed university and all that and was able to finish in class within half an hour. The power that earned the envy of every student, normal human students who were actually born human that is. Krad was sitting around wearing a loose shirt and jeans, apparently she had let the braids down causing them to become somewhat wavy. Dark was drinking his soda and eyeing the blonde. And Satoshi merely sat in between them feeling very, very awkward.

"So creepy, like the contacts?"

"My eyes are sore."

"But Dai-chan liked them."

"But my eyes are sore."

Dark huffed, "And after all the hard work I did! It's not easy finding two matching contacts in short notice you know!"

Krad rolled her eyes and picked up a book to read while the two bickered.

"You stole them!"

"So what? It's my job!"

"But that's illegal! I'm wearing something illegal on my eyes that weren't prescribed or anything!"

"Don't question my logic!"

"You have no logic!"

The blonde sighed as her mind wandered to the crayon incident in the morning. Then Dark gave a whine, "Krad! He's insulting my logic!"

Satoshi growled, "Which is non-existent! Now you're hiding behind your girlfriend?"

"Krad!"

Krad made no attempt to stop the fight.

Then Dark went silent, both the blonde and the blue haired boy looked at him curiously. The thief grinned, the sudden thought that struck him distracted him completely from the argument, "You know tomorrow's Saturday…"

Golden eyes blinked, "So?"

"Saturday means no school."

"So?"

"Saturdays means dates. Actually so do Friday nights but still…"

"And your point is…"

"Tomorrow's Saturday!"

Krad blinked dumbly, "You already said that…"

Dark huffed and crossed his arms, "Tomorrow's Saturday therefore you shall wear that outfit you promised me to and you and I will go on a date and possibly a double date with Dai-chan and creepy here although we're very likely going to split up since I'm sure they'll want some private time alone which I honestly wouldn't mind and you can't disagree to this because if you do I'll do something very very very very very very very horrible to you or creepy, most likely creepy boy but yea that's not the point, the point is that you're going out on a date with me tomorrow since you're my girlfriend no matter what you say. So tomorrow. Date. Okay? Okay."

The blonde took a moment to comprehend what the bloody hell the thief just said, "…so…what?"

The thief sighed, "You, me, date, tomorrow."

"Why? …what's a date?"

Violet eyes widened, "You don't know what a date is? It's when two people or an even number of people go out and…and date!"

"…what?"

"You'll see tomorrow." Krad just gave him the raised brow and dubious look which also gave the message what-the-bloody-hell-is-going-on? Dark just grinned, "You're so cute when you're clueless about the human world."

"I'm not clueless!"

"Oh yes you are and I can prove it."

Krad snorted defiantly, "Oh really? How?"

He had been counting on that, sometimes Krad was so predictable. "I bet you don't know the difference between a normal kiss and a French kiss!"

The blonde mentally bit herself for falling for the thief's trick, and there was no use lying her way out of that one, she was clueless and Dark was the expert on kisses, "…that's low…"

"So you don't know?" Krad shook her head, the thief smirked, "Good, I'll show you." And so he did. Of course, Krad, just widened her eyes at finding out what the bloody hell a French kiss was and after a long while, pulled away. Her breathing was somewhat rushed. "So did you like that?"

The blonde clung onto her pride, "Whatever."

The thief grinned lazily as he licked his lips, "Too bad you didn't have a forked-tongue…"

Krad just blushed, "Oh shut up you!" She turned away frowning.

Dark blinked, "Something wrong?"

"No, I think I ate something weird, that's all."

It didn't convince Dark, after all he was the expert on girls, "Krad, you didn't eat anything, are you sure you're not hungry?" The blonde shook her head, that convinced the thief, "Why don't you and creepy come over for dinner?"

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

Krad shrugged, "Satoshi! We're going to the Niwa's for dinner!"

"Why?" Came the shout from upstairs which was where the blue haired boy had escaped to to avoid watching the two kiss just ever so passionately. Ever so passionately indeed. Oh so very passionately...it made him get a funny feeling in his stomach. Like throwing up.

"Because then you can help Dai-chan on his homework!"

There was a grumble, "I'm coming, I'm coming."

Finally, they arrived at the Niwa's just as the sun was setting, Emiko, being Emiko, and Towa, being Towa had cooked more than enough even with the arrival of two extras who didn't really eat all that much. After the meal, Krad stood up and excused herself to wash her face, which she had to go to the washroom to do. Then soon after there was a scream, Dark and Emiko rushed up, "Krad?"

Emiko shoved her way in, "Dark, go downstairs, this is a girl thing."

The thief blinked as though suddenly hypnotized and headed back downstairs, everyone questioned him, "What happened to Krad?"

"It is confidential and I'm not one to say." He replied robotically. Everyone just gave him that funny stare which said the-great-Dark-Mousy-not telling-us-about-something? Then the crestfallen look which said great-now-it's-the-end-of-the-world. Why? Because when Dark doesn't talk, it means doomsday's coming, very soon.

Emiko coaxed the poor new girl to calm down, "Now Krad-chan." She said feeling very much like a mom, "This is a girl thing…"

Nya

Alrighty! The ever so popular request has finally come! No I won't describe anything in detail since I'm me and me equals not describing anything that's too weird for me to describe, even if I am a girl. Yea...the forked tongue thing actually happened to me, no I don't wish to kiss a snake, but my friend suddenly asked me what it'd be like to kiss a creature/person with a forked tongue and then he told me that he had a dream where he was kissing someone. He didn't react so well to the girl turning into a guy, he changed him back to a girl-with a forked tongue XP And the poor poor crayon/candle! Yes I say bloody hell alot! XD

White Phoenix Eternal- I'd want one, they're cute to have around :P Krad's let out an embarrassing truth XD Dark kissed her! But where:O Well he frenched her in this chapter but yea...I meant the other time XP I'm not making any sense am I?

dimonyo-anghel- Yea! The most important thing is our happiness XP The kids wouldn't want us to be unhappy anyways so might as well do everyone a favor and hog everything to ourselves :P We're getting old! I bet we can't even play tag for five minutes without losing our breath XD

M36NU7- It's just like real life! XD People find out who you like and tease you endlessly about it until something happens, whether that something be good or bad they'll tease you until it happens. Satoshi's possible career, couples counselor, and Dark, a fashion counselor XP

Les Scribbles- No, one's completely on the logical/rational side while the other's completely irrational XP Date on Saturday :DWhat will Dark do...and how will Krad survive? The date and ther other problem of hers...-looks away and starts whistling-

AChrnoskitty- If you become his temporary girlfriend he might actually take it as a you like him sign o.O Ummm...I'm getting that feeling screw-up-and-die here :P but I really think being a temporary girlfriend might end up hurting his feelings more...I updated so you have to update too! XD

Hakudoshi-chan- Really? I could see it too but it might mess up her hair...and her delicate figure XP Hmmm...miniature Krad, probably would end up wrecking havoc on anything and everything XD although I must admit it'd be cute :P

Seena58- Yes, school is beyond evil :S But haha! It's finally over! I finally get to stay up and sleep for half the day:D And of course Krad's suffering even more due to however my brain works, and even though I had a test on how the brain works...I forgot it already XP

Shimmering Solitude- Indeed you are! Half the time I forget how to spell phsy-ummm...-checks- psychic XD Do I feel stupid? Yes I do XP No problems, it caught my attention so I went and checked it out, no not that way :P

frozenmagicfire- I like responding, I think it'd be weird to only respond to some, and I'd feel guilty if I didn't respond at all so I end up responding to all the reviews XD I enjoy it actually, although it takes some time, mmm I'd join for chocolate :)

bakagrl79- whoa! I'm honored :) one and a half years is a long time...I personally would be dead, reading and writing keeps me from rotting from boredom XD It's about time someone turned Kraddy-kins into a girl :)

Yoko no Tenchii- Yay! Thank you :) Glad you're enjoying yourself XD Hope you like this chapter where Satoshi discovers the pains of contacts, not that I have any but yea...and Krad learns of French kisses XP

Daishi- Yea, maybe they're natural skills XD Either that or he goes through alot of magazines to think them up. He has a feminine side too XP Then again...there's always the possibility of his old hosts teaching him XD

Umi-chii- Alrighty! Buns with chopsticks XD Or those hair decorations that look like chopsticks but actually aren't and you can't eat with them...like the ones in my drawer XP Yellow is for bananas! Krad looks cute in pigtails :P

kyo's little koneko- Poor everyone XP Especially Krad, indeed, poor poor Kraddy-kins -sighs while trying to suppress a laugh- Poor Satoshi, I bet contacts are painful and Daisuke's just clueless, in a cute way XP

Chibi-Cloud- No problem! It's really cute :) Turning into six year olds, I miss when I was six XP Good old times...playing tag for hours without getting tired, unlike now XS I was playing tag the other day and in less than five minutes, I was somewhat tired :( I feel old...which I'm not!

Mysterious Kaitou- Most of this actually comes from real life experience, ummm all the queer stuff like forked-tongue and cutting off XP wow...that sounds really weird when you read it, one minute you're talking then suddenly it's like whoa! I forgot about the review XP

golden-flame4- Yea! The best couple in dnangel! DaixSat is actually the same thing since in the end they're only two people, sorta...unless I seperate them then that'd just complicate matters...which I shall not do XD

Ja ne, Kat- Finally! My English is finally improving XD Yes, deep down inside, they're still all guys I guess XP Wow that sounded like My Big Fat Greek Wedding, "In the end we're all fruit" that was hilarious XP

Kouseki Yume- Are you still alive? XD -gets out them electrical shock things- Poor poor Krad, she has to suffer even more now XP This is all just part of my plan, it surprises me how much of my own personal experience are actually in here, no I don't kiss snakes or any reptiles :P

Melissa- As a respond to the very popular request, here it is! Although I think I might end up fainting if I had to explain it in detail or anything, I'm a little, okay, alot on the immature side XD And Krad's reaction is only natural, if I was her, I'd be screaming bloody hell too :)

UnIQuE Not Weird- Don't worry! Mini Dark's not dead! And Dark's got a bruise on his shin XP Mini Dark is like Dark, arrogant, full of himself and ignorant, not sure if that's the right word but I'm just taking a wild guess XP Krad's hair will be up in a bun, don't worry :D

SeLeNa MoUsY- Yup, technically it's not a guyxguy fic, -very proud- female-Krad got another fan XD Come to the dark side, we have cookies and free t-shirts and mugs XD Kraddy-kins is really cute as a girl XP