In everfree zecora span her staff around slashing and making a ghost that was humanoid with wooden body and pumpkin heads go poof as she slashed them in fighting stance.
Applejack walked up gasping as the jack-o-lanterns attacked just to be slain by Zecora, "...Well buck dam." she said watching the striped mare slash and stab the ghost away. They were clearly produced by a ghost but She blinked watching it. Danny was in living form watching with a blush fanning himself as he watched his wife kick ass.
Aj said, "yeah I came to ask for advice on my little sister growing up, but I can see you are busy kicking ass and going into heat so I will just be going." she left red feeling awkward about this.
So she went to Pinkie pie's to talk to her as she worked the counter in the bakery. " So That's my problem ahs so use to apple bloom being mini-me I am not use to her doing things other, Like going to dance listens or stuff like that."
Pinkie pie used her tail to point to her step daughter looking at every mare's flank that walked by her, "And I wasn't right to figure out my daughter is a filly fooler but all sighs point to it, cries when males hold her, stares non stop of flanks of mares. My little Pumpkin is a filly fooler unless when the change hits she turns bi... the reverse of that is what happened with my sister maud. All our filly hood she talked about about how colts are cute and she wants to kiss them, then puberty and she started making out with all my female friends, then ended up with a boyfriend. The point is family members change either love them or leave them. AJ. Love them or leave them. Love your little sister or leave her. I am loving my daughter not leaving her" *she used a tail to tickle the filly who giggled. "Love or leave the choice is yours Ms. My daddy complex."
Aj pointed, to her while growling "Name one mare who could be right in the head after their dad grabs them and makes out with them! Name one!"
The pink mare gave someone there order, "your family problems are a case of Oedipus." Applejack blinked, "It's a book from the human days. A king is told by a seer, that's someone who sees the future his son will kill him. So he drops his baby son off in the woods to die. baby is taken in by a passing couple. they name him Oedipus. Oedipus grows up to lead rebels to take down the king, claiming the queen as his wife to be king. Four daughters later the seer appears laughing and tells oedipus, that was your mother so your daughters are your siblings and your wife mother's daughters are her grand daughters. mommy wife hangs herself, Oedipus rips his eyes, out while the mad man behind it all laughs happily at the suffering of the royal family bush."
Aj turned green, "...So I take it it's Vlad be the seer, and it's role switch as my dad wants to do things to me, since he already crazy and missing and eye... I mean, why would you read that?"
the pink mare smiled while making change, "simple, it's a musical" The country mare's jaw dropped. Aj walked out stunned scared and horrified by it. " The buck?" She was no longer thinking about her little sister growing up now, but she would have nightmares of a musical number where her dad Does things to her flank while her mother cheers form now on.
A week later Luna stopped the dream and looked green. So Aj replayed to Oedipus summary. Luna giggled, "Oh So that happened before my cousin, nice to know." Aj blinked, "short answer replace daughters with sons and you have Blueblood's great great great grandpa's origin story.
Aj blinked, "that explains so much it just aint' funny." She crossed arms, "you know the dreams of all ponies oh Lunar flank, So how about yous find my parents and that dang gun cult! they go to jail, I don't have to fear birthing my own sibling over here!"
Luna sighed, "That's the problem that the cult doesn't dream. Something stops it. Dreams are our hopes, fears and regrets given shape as a play before our hours." she spoke changing the scene to a white void. " the cult doesn't seem to have any of those things so they have no dreams. To not have hopes fears or regrets is not living. I do not think the cult are ghost or alive...I honestly think your parents are zombies and your zombie daddy made you with you against your will."
Aj shivered, "...you're making it worst! You know what I am off to go wake up and cry on trendy's lab, At least that will do some got dam good. useless ass cake flanks the both of you!" She then poofed out of the dream land.
Luna sighed, "... yep I don't get the modern world, and can't do this anymore." she then left.
Elsewhere Twilight was smoking through her holder in her full outfit walking and blowing out smoke rings though the crystal emperor Cadance was beside her, "We know we know your cutie mark is crystal heart, but the fucking thing is meant to kill and trap my husband's race. It's a racist tool of oppression not the shining beacon we used to think. So sorry sis that fucking thing stays here till we figure out how to got dam smash it. So if that's the only reason you are her,then screw."
cadance dressed like Celestia was had her hands on her hips,"oh you think your the only bad bitch in the Family don't you, Well now Your husband said the ones in there deserve there fucking fate!" She pointed, 'I have been alive and an alicorn longer then you I demand that fucking crystal that's on my perfect ass, handed over sister."
Twilight blew smoke in her face to make her caught, "bitch I been through this life shit twice! I got more living time on me then your flank, Ok it's perfect but all alicorn asses are perfect just like we all have E cup mommy milkers! and are six to seven feet tall. So don't go gloating about a racial trait! Second you bitch, your husband who can't tell what's a bug and what's you hates my husband, he will fucking use it to widow my mommy milkers before I get to use them for what they where made form feeding me and Sombra's foal, which we are still got bucking working on. you are just jealous despite a new face he knew I was his wife right away, while Shining armor couldn't tell what was a bug in cosplay and what was your tits, and then you married him out of pride instead of cancel the first ever Alicorn wedding, out of fear of being a spinster I know you are drunker then a skunker when you go into heat, slash you are thinking about some other stallion."
The princess of love snapped her hand, "Oh you want to go there, well your fucking right bitch. I am with that shallow ass out of pitty, No offense to the Donkey and Zebra of the world. I just have no other world to call your brother. Oh How I wish I could have given Flurry a daddy I loved, but I don't this is out of pride. So yes I get drunk as fuck. Doesn't change the fact I want that fuck dam crystal because it's picture is on my ass dirtied by your stink ass brother. " She pointed to her, "So hand it over picture perfect purple princess pony plot!"
the friendship princess finished her smoke and Blow smoke, "Oh you want to go there for a perfect pretty pink Pony princess plot? Well how about this fucking shit, We keep crystal , and we help you make it look like my sitnk ass brother died screwing with the thing, So you can jump on sunburst like your ass wants. I know your ass craves that orange stallion!"
Cadance pointed and said, "then we have a deal bitch! because I want sunburst way more then that fucking crystal on my ass."
To be continued
