Complete Opposites
Chapter Ten: Relatively Fancy Freaks
They headed out to the street, everyone still shivering from the movie and wobbling from movie blindness, the sun was setting already. Dark stretched, "Now for dinner…"
"What's for dinner?"
"…anyone up for French?"
Daisuke blinked, "Don't you have to dress up fancy and all that to get in? They take in nothing but the high class people or people who give a lot of…bribery money."
Dark grinned, "No worries, I've made reservations for tres fancy people."
Krad frowned, "Do we look like fancy freaks to you?"
The thief's grin widened, "No, and that's why we're all going to go home and find something relatively fancy to wear, I can help you if you'd like."
"Fine, we'll go home and be dressed like relatively fancy freaks but you're not helping me."
Dark huffed, "Alright then! We'll meet here in…half an hour!"
And off they departed, each back to their own house, some excited, some indifferent, some self-conscious and others tired. Back at their own house, Daisuke and Dark both headed straight for their relatively neat and organized wardrobes and pulled out the suits they had. When they came out they had similar suits on, a suit with a black tie, "Looking good and relatively fancy Dai-chan."
"Same with you Dark."
They both grinned, straightened their tiesand headed out.
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While at the other pair's house…
Satoshi frowned as he put on his old suit from his father's dinner party thing, while Krad had to rummage through her huge closet full of clothes for something relatively fancy. "Satoshi-sama! You mind coming in here for a second?"
The blue haired boy blinked and headed in the blonde's room, "What?"
"Exactly what would be considered relatively fancy?"
Sighing, Satoshi began to dig through the many dressed the blonde had thrown out of the closet in hopes of finding something relatively fancy.
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Then at Risa's house…
"No! What should I wear? Dark-san's going to see me in this!"
Riku popped her head in and rolled her eyes, "You're not even his date, why are you still going all what should I wear? It's only Takeshi."
"What are you talking about? I'm only going with Takeshi because he was the only person around at the time!"
"Well maybe next time you should pull in a girl…"
"I like guys! Especially Dark-san!"
Riku grinned lazily, "Sure…that's what they all say…you're just in denial dear lezzie sister of mine."
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Meanwhile, Takeshi frowned in his room…
"I don't have a suit…oh well I'll just have to wear my dad's…I'm going to need a belt…"
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And sometime within half an hour later, they began regrouping back in front of the theatre, Daisuke and Dark were first to show up. Then Takeshi with his suit that was too big for him, his pants were held up by a single belt, the poor belt...then Risa in a brown and black dress and a necklace with a flower at the end of it along with a nice little purse.
The thief whined, "Where's Krad-chan?"
Daisuke smiled reassuringly, "She's probably getting dressed."
Then Satoshi appeared and pointed at Dark, "You look like you're going to a funeral."
"…maybe I am…to your funeral! Where's Krad?"
"She's coming."
Then the blonde appeared in a relatively snug black gown which was longer at the back so it almost reached the floor but not quite, with spaghetti straps and nice high heel sandal-ish shoes. Not to mention her hair had been curled so it was wavy and half tied up so it wouldn't poke her eye. The first thing she said to them was, "Oh-my-god you relatively fancy freaks."
Satoshi nodded, "And the men in black."
Dark snorted, "Like you should be talking, you two look just as relatively fancy as we do if not fancier."
Krad frowned, "This was the only relatively fancy thing I had apparently and it feels like I'm going to some insanely fancy thing."
The thief smiled, "No worries darling, you look hot and relatively fancy. Who curled your hair?"
"Satoshi."
Daisuke looked the blue haired boy, "Hiwatari-kun…I never knew you knew so much about hair dressing."
"I don't."
"Hey let's get going already…we only have…like five minutes to get there before they kill our reservation."
They all shrieked, "What!?"
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At the relatively fancy restaurant, which was French, well not French, but it served French food and the waiters and waitresses there probably knew some French but they weren't originally French like people in France and no the restaurant wasn't located in France.
So, they headed inside out of breath due to the fact that they had to jog there or else their reservations would've been canceled, Dark gasped, "Reservations under the name Niwa."
The waiter looked at them and looked at the reservation, then looked at them again, then the reservation, then he gave them a funny look. Why? Because normally, relatively fancy people don't burst through the door out of breath, but since they were relatively fancy people he had no right to deny them of their reservation, even if they did burst through the door out of breath.
"Right this way madames et monsieurs." He said with his relatively fancy French accent.
Dark linked arms with Krad and headed off after him, the blonde blushed the whole way there. When they were seated at this relatively fancy table with a single rose as decoration in a relatively fancy glass vase Dark immediately began looking through the menu. Krad looked around at the equally relatively fancy people around them in the restaurant and felt self-conscious. Very self-conscious.
"Hey Daisuke."
The redhead looked up from his menu and at the thief, "Yea?"
"What's…es-car-got?"
"Escargot? Do you really want to know?"
"Well as far as I'm concerned everything tastes like chicken but I'd rather not order something like pigeon brain…"
"It's not pigeon brain…it's snails…"
"What? You mean those slugs with the shells?"
"Yes, I believe that's what snails are."
Krad wrinkled her nose in disgust as she looked down the menu, what kind of people eats these…things and says it tastes like chicken? Then the waiter came by, "Have you decided on what to order?" He said with his ever so relatively fancy French accent.
Dark nodded, "…Daisuke?"
The redhead made his orders and sensing that the thief would rather have him order for him so he wouldn't mess up, he ordered for the two of them. Then it was Satoshi's turn, he ordered his meal then looked at Krad who looked cluelessly at the menu which was half French which made it relatively fancy, so the blue haired boy sighed and ordered something for the blonde too. Then Risa and Takeshi ordered, they had no troubles, at least Risa didn't, Takeshi…he had random plates ordered…and he never noticed the horrified stares he received from the younger three.
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Then came the dishes, or the appetizers which usually came first and quite frankly, everyone stared at Takeshi's plate which had suspicious looking drumsticks on it, then soups and salad, then the entrées which much to everyone's horror, on Takeshi's plate laid little shell less snails, or better known as, slugs, and even better known as…escargot, which, with the right relatively fancy accent could sound very cool. He didn't notice anything wrong with his plate, obviously, and popped one in his mouth, "Wow…did you notice that everything here tastes like chicken? I mean the appetizer tasted like chicken, and the salad had chicken in it, and now these little black things taste like chicken too."
Krad covered her mouth, seeing as she was vaguely, no, beyond disgusted with the junior reporter, she pushed her plate of pasta out towards the middle of the table, "I think I just lost my appetite…" And thenshe took another sip of her drink.
Dark took a bite of his steak, "Not hungry anymore? Can't really blame you…don't worry there's only dessert then we can go." Then he too had to avert his eyes from the boy popping in another little black squishy…thing into his mouth, "Dessert better come soon…"
Both Daisuke and Satoshi had stopped eating as had Risa, everyone watched in disgust as the boy continued enjoying his meal, a little too much, "Hiwatari-kun…"
"Yes?"
"Do you think he's going to throw up after we tell him what he ate…?" The redhead asked with great concern.
"Most likely…"
"Hey, do your dishes taste like chicken too? I mean maybe all relatively fancy food tastes like chicken…"
The blonde groaned, "Dark…when's dessert?"
At this point, even the thief had stopped eating, "Hopefully soon…"
Much to everyone's relief, dessert came, not that anyone ate it, except for Takeshi. "At least their pie doesn't taste like chicken…hey what are these little mushroom things? They're awesome!"
"…they're called truffles."
"Oh…" He gave a shrug and continued eating.
And when they were all done…everyone was gathering their things when Daisuke nudged the boy who ate what normal people wouldn't eat if they knew what it was. "Hey Takeshi…"
"Yea?"
"Do you have any idea what you just ate?"
"…chicken?"
The redhead felt somewhat bad but somebody was going to have to tell him, "You ate frog legs and snails…" The boy stood very still while everyone watched, first he seemed shocked, then his eyes slowly widened like he just realized something, something like what he really ate, then much to Krad's amusement, he started turning a pale shade of green which only grew deeper. Daisuke frowned, "Are you okay?" He shot Satoshi a look of oh-my-god-help-me-get-away-from-my-friend-who's-about-to-lose-his-dinner, but in a kindly way, since he was Daisuke.
The blue haired boy sighed, "Let's go outside, some fresh air will do us good…" And hopefully stop someone from throwing up on poor Niwa.
Dark on the other hand was grinning along with Krad, they both had a similar thought in mind, I wonder how long the kid can keep it in…but the thief had the additional, my god Krad looks hot in that dress…then he slowly let his arm snake around the blonde's shoulder and they began to walk outside. Next step, attempt to start conversations, "Hey Krad…"
"Yea?"
"You look sexy."
"…ok…should I take that as a compliment?"
"Yes. Hey…you know what?"
"What?"
"You're really good at walking in high heels…"
Krad didn't have an answer to that, and so, ended their amazingly lively conversation.
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The night air was cool and refreshing like how people would normally advertise gum on TV. Only cooler since there was a slightly green child running down the street, hand covering his mouth while yelling something about having to go home to hang Christmas ornaments off his ceiling for his mother in Australia who was due back within one year or so to buy him a kangaroo so he could go and set it loose in the water for something because of a crab wanting to kill the lobster and becoming king of the sea. Yes. That was his amazingly relatively fancy reason.
And so, the five of them stood there, looking like relatively fancy punks who were out past their curfews, if they had one. One of the relatively fancy girl punk, Risa, beamed and whirled around with her arms slightly outstretched so that he purse flew in the air in a very dramatic television-like way. "Oh thank you so much for the wonderful evening Dar-"
She would've finished off her relatively fancy sentence if it weren't for Dark, who was on the ground, and in pain, Krad looked down nonchalantly, she was stuck between laughing and being concern since she once knew how much pain the thief must be in. Apparently, Risa's purse or handbag had hit him where it hurt the most, which to say bluntly, Dark got sacked.
He let out a groan and finally, the blonde decided to give him a shred of sympathy, "Dark? Are you alright?"
The thief didn't reply, Satoshi on the other hand watched him in great amusement, his lips twitching frequently, but inside, he was actually laughing his head off at the thief's misfortune. Daisuke frowned, feeling very glad that they didn't share a body, "Dark? Can you walk?"
Risa watched in shock as Krad had to kneel down to poke him, trying to get a respond, "Oh my god Dark-san! I'm so sorry! Are you alright? I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that! Oh my god! Does it hurt that bad? Talk to me! Are you alright! Dark-san! I'm so sorry!"
Satoshi had to calm her down with his amazing, "Calm down." And after a pause, a long pause, he continued, "Freaking out won't help." His last sentence didn't help either seeingas the girl had calmed down the second he used his amazing calm down-ness.
"Is he in that much pain? Poor Dark-san…"
The blue haired boy adjusted his nonexistent glasses, "Imagine a searing pain in your crotch area that hurts so much that you can't even stand."
The girl took a moment to register what he just said and came to a conclusion, "…no I can't imagine it."
Risa ended going home, while the four hobbled back home, to be more specific, Dark hobbled while Krad ended up having to support him seeing that he was in too much pain, too much to even stand by himself. Daisuke looked overall concern for the thief who hobbled in pain while Satoshi was finally able to maintain a small grin on his face while he was still inwardly laughing at the thief hobbling in pain.
Unfortunately for them, Satoshi's house came before Daisuke's which would generally end up having Daisuke tow the thief back to their house. And Satoshi wouldn't let that happen, nope, no way in hell, no he wouldn't, well maybe…no he wouldn't, he'd more than likely end up sending Krad to go along but then she'd have to stay at their house and he couldn't let that happen…no he couldn't…yes he could, he didn't really care actually…but Krad wouldn't let him...
Upon arriving at their house, Satoshi invited everyone in, Krad took a deep breath before helping Dark stagger into the living room where the couches were and helping him lay down, the thief groaned, "Oh gods that hurt…Risa's really strong…"
"I suppose…do you want ice?"
"I'd rather not freeze…it…"
"Do you think you can walk?"
"I don't think I could sit up if I tried…"
The blonde looked at her host to see what he was going to do, Satoshi sighed, "Well obviously Dark needs to stay the night…and we can't just let Niwa walk home by himself and I don't trust you two to stay alone all night even though the perverted one's crippled."
"Hey!"
Satoshi continued ignoring the crippled perverted one's complaint, "I suppose Niwa will have to call home and tell them that you two are staying here overnight…"
"Is that really alright with you Hiwatari-kun?"
"Sure why not? Dark's taken up the couch, you can have the guestroom. The phone's in the kitchen."
"Thank you!" Daisuke gave his date a quick peck on the cheek before running off to the kitchen to make his phone call, and possibly his last phone call…on that phone anyways since it was slightly messed up and Satoshi was actually thinking about getting it replacing.
Krad smirked watching her host heat up like a thermometer, it wasn't long until he turned completely red, Dark grinned, "Looks like someone's happy."
Satoshi didn't, couldn'tdisagree, he was pretty sure that if he had his glasses on they would fog up from the heat. The blonde turned her attention back to the thief, "Is there anything you want before we all leave you down here stranded and unheeding of your cries or shrieks?"
Violet eyes blinked, "Well if you put it that way…I suppose I want…you." He said with a smile.
Krad rolled her eyes, "Well now, clearly you're feeling better, either that or this whole being whacked with the purse thing only effected your…lower regions…I'll be going upstairs now."
"But Kraddy-kins!"
"Too bad."
Satoshi finally snapped out of his redness enough to mock the crippled thief, "Look at who just got ignored."
"Shut up! At least I don't go completely zoned out from one kiss on the cheek!"
"Shut up you!"
"No! You can't deny it either tomato-head!"
"Fine! See if I care if you start crying or shrieking from the creatures that live down here!"
"…what creatures?"
"Too bad for you!"
"You're not serious are you? You better not be!"
Daisuke came out of the kitchen, and began to follow the blue haired boy up the stairs, "Goodnight Dark!"
"W-wait a minute Dai-chan! There aren't creatures down here are there?"
"Oh don't be silly Dark! Goodnight!" Satoshi whispered something into the redhead's ear which caused him to giggle. "Well…there is maybe one…but it's harmless!"
"Daisuke!" He never did figure out that that one harmless creature was him...
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And so as everyone slept, Dark could not, he growled softly to himself, "Just one harmless creature my ass…" Needless to say, he was afraid, especially after watching a horror film that day, or yesterday, he couldn't tell what time it was…all he knew was he was asleep for a bit until it got too hot so he took off the coaty part of his suit and now he was wide awake and quite frankly, freaked out.
He sat up seeing that his…lower regions had relatively calmed down in their painfulness. The thief rolled off the couch, it felt funny to walk by himself again, he kind of missed having Krad beside him helping him walk…oh well…he made his way upstairs to the blonde's room where the blonde laid sleeping, in her pajamas which indeed was a pair of pajamas, not nuddy pants, pajamas. Dark gave her a light shake, the blonde rolled over onto her back and looked at him groggily, "What?"
"I can't sleep so can I sleep with you?"
If she was awake she would've taken it the wrong way, but since she wasn't, or at least she wasn't completely, she gave a, "Hn." And made way for the thief who gratefully crawled under the covers and snuggled up with his girlfriend.
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Meanwhile…Daisuke couldn't sleep either, he had a nightmare of evil children of hell attacking him and Dark and Satoshi and even Krad seeing that he was nice enough to get concerned about everyone and dream about them in danger so he could get even more concerned for their well being. He sat up abruptly trying to catch his breath, slowly he made his way into Satoshi's room and gave the boy a light shake, "Hiwatari-kun?"
The boy didn't respond, the redhead asked softly, "Do you think I could sleep here tonight?" Yes, that was the way to ask people, the way that couldn't be thought of as perverted or taken the wrong way.
Satoshi didn't respond, at least with words, but he did shuffle over which Daisuke took as a yea-sure-why-not-of-course-you-can-sleep-here-tonight. Whether he did that unconsciously or somehow he knew the redhead was there…unconsciously and shuffled over, no one will ever know. So the redhead snuck under the covers in the pajamas that Satoshi had leant him, ones that he never wore seeing that the blue haired boy wore his boxers to sleep. Daisuke, who immediately felt sleepy, ended up too sleepy to notice that he was hugging the other boy's bare bare arm.
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And back in Krad's room, the blonde had ended up unconsciously snuggled up to the thief who ended up hugging her in a way that made them look like a married couple who were very much still in love. A young married couple who were very much still in love and were hugging like they were a young married couple who were very much still in love.
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Then morning came…as many horrors were left to be horrified for the day which was coming since it was morning and all…yes…and what better way to wake up than having your ex-worse-enemy/current-temporary-boyfriend beside you still asleep and hugging you? Krad's eyes widened as she watched in horror, there went the first horror of the day. Which indeed was quite horrible indeed, inKrad's eyes.
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Nya
No time for responding to reviews! Sorry! I have to pack! >.O I'm going on a trip tomorrow! Therefor I don't have time for reviews part and geebus I'm repeating myself...Yea...I have to go! Buh bye! I'm so proud of myself :) I actually updated this before I leave/left. It's fun watching relatively fancy freaks get all dressed up and go to relatively fancy places for relatively fancy food XP And yes! Slugs are snails without shells! Buh bye! (repeated again >.O) Emiko's lessons will be the next chapter! And sorry to SeLeNa MoUsY really really sorry!
Ack...so much for a short farewell note, well not really farewell...errr...I'll be back on monday! X3