Complete Opposites

Chapter Eleven: Mimes are Supposed to Talk…

Freaked out was an understatement; golden eyes widened as they saw what they saw which was quite freaky and freaky enough to freak her out. Dark was hugging her, and he was asleep, and he was in her bed, which she slept in, on, whatever. Why the hell was he there? She couldn't remember…oh gods what if they…she couldn't handle the shock of it all and…and then she fainted.

Finally, when she came to again, Dark was still there, she sighed, "So much for that being a dream…"

The thief murmured something before scooting over even more and hugging her even tighter than before which was pretty tight…if he was hugging a teddy bear, the head would've popped off by now, but since he was hugging Krad, she was deprived of air. "Gah…can't breathe…D-Dark!"

"So warm and cuddly…" Normally, Krad would've blushed but she was concentrating too much on getting out of his grasp, "Children of hell…" Golden eyes blinked, so warm and cuddly children of hell? Okay…

"Dark…let go of me."

She received no answer, so what was she to do? Scoot over of course, until she rolled off the bed, dragging a sleeping thief along. "Ow…what happened?"

"You ended up in my bed! That's what happened you idiot!"

Dark yawned, "Oh…that's Daisuke's fault…him and his creatures."

"What creatures?"

"Whatever lives in your house at night!"

"Okay…you know what?"

"What?"

"Get off of me!"

The thief blinked and realized that he was on top of the poor girl and grinned, "Hm? What if I say no, Krad-chan?"

"Then you'll be meeting my fist soon!"

That got Dark off as he jumped off and ran out of the room. Awhile later, he returned only to find the blonde missing, and his hair felt beyond messy, well messier than it usually was so he headed into the bathroom to check on it. And when he entered, his jaw dropped when he found a very wet Krad in nothing but a towel, the blonde stared at him for a second before her face turned red and things started flying, "GET OUT YOU FILTHY FILTHY PERVERTED THIEF!"

The thief dodged several flying objects and ran out of the room, "Sorry!"

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Meanwhile, Daisuke sat up rather sleepily, but he was woken up by the screaming coming from the blonde's room and figured Dark did something stupid again. So he left the warmth and comfort of Satoshi's bed to go freshen up. He grumbled to himself, "What did Dark do this time?"

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When the he was done, he headed downstairs to find Dark and Krad both sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee, Dark looked suspiciously guilty while Krad looked irritated beyond words. "Ohayou."

The thief looked at him with one of his thank-god-you're-here looks. "Morning."

The blonde didn't say anything but took another sip of her coffee. At this very time, Satoshi sat up and stared at his blanket for a really long time. He had the nicest dream where Daisuke had slept in his bed…and did nothing but sleep. He sighed and got up.

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"Shouldn't we be heading to my place now? I think my mom really wants to start teaching Krad for some odd reason."

"Maybe deep down inside, she wanted a daughter. And that's why you're so feminine."

Daisuke frowned, "I am not!"

"Yes you are."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"Nooo!"

"Yeaa!"

"Dark!"

"Daisuke!"

"Do I have to go?"

The two looked at the blonde who was staring at her coffee, they both replied, "Yes."

"Why?"

"Because when Emiko sets her mind to something it'd take at least a dozen bulldozers to stop her and even then they'd have troubles."

Great, Krad sighed and took another sip of her coffee only to find that her cup was empty. "More coffee…"

Dark blinked, "That's your third cup, don't you think you should-oh I don't know…stop? I mean you'll never get to sleep tonight."

"After what happened this morning, I don't think I want to sleep anymore."

Daisuke shot the thief a suspicious look, "What happened this morning?"

"Nothing! Errr…where's the creep?"

The redhead didn't seem to notice how Dark just changed the subject, "Oh, I think he's still asleep."

"Still? Even I'm awake!"

The redhead nodded slowly, "Oh wait, there he is now."

The three looked up to find Satoshi standing there in the middle of the doorway staring right back at them. "What?"

Daisuke smiled, "Good morning!"

"Morning…"

Dark stretched, "Nice to know someone's excited about today."

Satoshi shot him a funny look, "What's today?"

"Sunday?" Before Satoshi could say anymore, Dark grabbed Krad by the hand and dragged her out of the room, "Come on Krad! Let's get you to Emiko! The sooner we start this, the sooner it'll end!"

Apparently, the blonde was still half asleep, coffee or no coffee and allowed herself to be dragged out by a very excited Dark, who on the other hand, had way too much caffeine for his own good.

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When they reached the redhead's house, Emiko smiled and dragged the blonde away upstairs while Dark just stood there dumbfound, he could've sworn Krad was beside him but a second ago…then Kosuke came in and sighed, "She's very…excited today."

"I can tell."

"Care for some coffee?"

"Sure…"

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"It took you long enough to get here!" Krad blinked, "I can't believe it took you this long!" Krad blinked again, "But that isn't the point." And again she blinked, "Come on now, I'm going to teach you everything you need to know about being a girl from eating habits to accessorizing to make up!" The blonde merely blinked. "Krad?"

"Huh?"

"What would you do if a guy asked you out?"

"…say no?"

Emiko took little mental notes, "Okay, what if Dark asked you out?"

"He already did."

"And what did you say?"

"No."

"Then why are you his girlfriend?"

"I don't know."

It was obvious she wasn't going to get anywhere going on like this so she changed the subject, "Would you like to learn how to do your hair?"

"…whatever."

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From downstairs, Dark happily drank his fifth cup of coffee, they heard a scream, the thief looked at the stairway, "What's happening?"

Kosuke smiled, "No clue."

"That's nice…coffee…."

The redhead's dad merely smiled again and poured the thief another cup of caffeine.

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"Ow…that hurts…" Krad whimpered.

"Braids will do that to your hair!"

"But you pulled it really hard!"

"Stop complaining! You had broken bones before and didn't complain!"

The blonde half pouted and stared at her feet as Emiko brushed her hair, "Ow…"

"Do you remember what I taught you so far?"

"Flick hair, flutter eyelashes, giggle, snuggle, big eyes, sway hips when walking."

"Very good!"

Krad blinked, "Uh huh…"

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"Kaa-san! We're back!" No answer. Daisuke blinked and entered the kitchen to find Dark slouched against the table, head resting on it, empty coffee cup in his hand, "Dark?"

"Nnnn? Dai-chan? Oh, you're back…"

"Dark? How many cups of coffee have you had?"

"…I lost count after fifteen…"

"Fifteen? That's like overdosing on coffee!"

"Waiting for Krad…"

The redhead frowned, "You'll never be able to sleep tonight…"

"Oh well…at least it's something to do to pass the time…"

They waited for a bit longer before Daisuke sighed and looked around, "Eh? Hiwatari-kun! You're drinking coffee too?" Satoshi shrugged, "…pass me a cup…"

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And after a long long time, Krad finally made her way down, head feeling bloated from too much information. She stumbled down the stairs and reached the kitchen to see everyone sitting around with a mug in their hands, "What is this? A coffee drinking contest?"

Daisuke smiled, "Actually we had one, and Hiwatari-kun won…"

"He cheated!"

Golden eyes blinked, "It's still bright, got anywhere to go?"

"Krad-chan, you read my mind." And with that, Dark wrapped an arm around the blonde's shoulders and began to head out the door, "To the park!"

The blonde looked back to see Emiko glaring at her, silently demand that she do as she was taught, and since Krad was a fast learner, she leaned against Dark in a semi-snuggle-ish way. She glanced back, Emiko was smirking, and so was Dark, today just wasn't her day.

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So to the park they went, and as they took a stroll around, a sudden random event happened that would change everyone's lives forever, well not really…but it'd change their opinions of mimes and clowns alike…forever. If they didn't take a stroll in the park they would've never had to change their opinions of mimes and clowns alike but they did, so too bad for them.

Krad gave a yelp and scooted behind the thief, Dark blinked and looked from the blonde to whatever was in front of them, which happened to be a mime performing, "Krad? Don't tell me…oh my god you are! You're afraid of mimes aren't you?"

The blonde glared at the laughing thief, "Shut up, they're creepy and I don't like them okay?"

"No…creepy boy's creepy, mimes are just silent and black and white and…very strange. It's okay, they won't hurt you…" He crooned.

Golden eyes narrowed as the girl crossed her arms and frowned, "Asshole…"

She would've insulted him more but the mime had taken interest in her like any other guy would because deep down inside was just some guy who dressed up in black and white tights and painted himself black and white…just like any normal guy would…if they had a black and white fetish and loved mimes and…in conclusion, they weren't human at all.

And so, the mime walked up to Krad in an exaggerated confident manner and pretended to slam his hand against the wall like buff guys did on TV when they saw a really pretty girl. Krad frowned and looked at Dark, since she saw that Daisuke and Satoshi had walked away and blended into the crowd to get away as innocent bystanders. She silently asked for help and when the thief didn't do anything, she used her new technique of widening her eyes in a pleading way…only this way, she didn't have to lose all her dignity.

Dark frowned, he really didn't like having a black and white alien guy person hitting on his girlfriend, he was contemplating on what to say and when Krad's eyes widened in a pleading way, his brain began to think faster and the coffee began to kick in, "Hey-"

"Get away from my girlfriend you white and black freak of a mime!" The two blinked as a rather small figure ran in front of Krad and gave the mime a big kick in the shin causing the mime to jump around in pain, "Take that you girlfriend-hit-on-er!"

Krad blinked, it was miniature Dark again, "You again…"

"You okay?"

The blonde nodded, then Dark stepped in, "Hey listen-"

"Ah! It's you again! Don't tell me you're trying to steal my girlfriend too!"

"She's my girlfriend!"

"No she's not!"

"Yes she is!"

The mime frowned as he looked down at the miniature Dark who in turn, shuffled back in fear then kicked him in the shin again out of annoyance, the mime howled in pain then glared at the shortest of the three and growled, "You little –censored- brat! When I get my hands on you –censored- neck I'm going to –censored- kill you! I'm just trying to make a –censored- living so why don't you just –censored- off?"

The three of them blinked, then mini Dark grinned, "Don't you know? Mimes aren't supposed to talk…and you really shouldn't be swearing in front of a lady you know."

"I don't –censored- care!"

Mini Dark had a light bulb flash above his head, he pouted, and pouted, then he cried and ran to the big and tall Dark and clung onto his leg and cried some more, "Onii-chan! The big scary mime's scaring me! And he's swearing! Tell him mimes aren't supposed to talk!"

The mime stormed up in a exaggerated angry way, "Is this your –censored- kid?"

"Hell no!"

"I don't –censored- care! Get him out of my sight before I –censored- kill him!"

Dark frowned, "Hey, he's just a kid and I must admit, he's a cool little kid." Krad rolled her eyes, of course Dark would think mini Dark was cool, after all he was a narcissist, "So why don't you just back off and get your own girlfriend."

Miniature Dark stuck out his tongue, "Yea!"

"Come on Krad, let's go." The thief grabbed the blonde's arm and led her away from the park leaving a grinning mini Dark with the mime.

"I guess I'll be taking my leave too then, bye! I hope I never see you again you horrible scary mime guy person!" And with that, the boy ran off.

And when the mime turned back, the audience that had gathered turned away and began to scatter, he wasn't going to make a penny miming in that town ever again. Daisuke and Satoshi, being innocent bystanders, too took their leave, the redhead blinked, "Wow…mimes really are scary…"

Satoshi nodded, "Come on, let's go to the café, I'll get us some coffee, my treat."

The redhead smiled, "Sure."

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"Stupid mimes! I swear, the next time I see one I'm going to shoot it!" Krad blinked as she was dragged along, "I was going to tell him off! I can't believe the kid beat me to it! Ugh! I never want to go through that again!"

"Dark?"

"What?"

"Where are we going?"

"Wherever my feet take me!" They ended up at the fountain, Krad sat down and watched the thief bang his fists and sometimes his head against the railing, he stretched, "I still can't believe it!"

The blonde blinked, "I think the coffee's getting to your head…"

Dark sighed and plopped down beside her, "Well that just sucked…"

Krad shrugged, "Oh well, it's already been done so forget it."

"I was beaten by a kid though…I couldn't even think of anything to say! I mean what the hell would you say to a mime who's hitting on your girlfriend?"

The blonde blushed and turned away, "Thanks…"

"For what?"

"Nothing."

Dark smiled and wrapped an arm around the blonde's shoulder, he pulled her in so she was resting her head against his shoulder, "You're welcome."

"No problem…"

"Well, this certainly is prettier than watching some mime acting…"

Krad nodded and the two fell silent as they watched the sun set.

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Nya

Awww fluff, and yes! Mimes are evil! Some kid in our class went through this before and we, the witness, have to say that the whole incident changed our perspectives on mimes. Possibly forever :O They're evil >.O Mini Dark's back! XD Long live coffee :D This chapter's here because I have a thing against mimes and it's just something to end their weekend with, pointless? Yes...sorta, it gets Dark and Krad closer though XP

White Phoenix Eternal- No, not that I know of, I mean I've worn jeans to French restaurants before, but some are super classy and only those really rich people go there >.O Super rich and fancy people XP

FrozenMagicFire- I went on a camping trip and got sick XP And I ended up running around while sick to go watch fireworks XD Fireworks are so pretty : And it's nice being sick since I didn't really have to help pack up :P

Les Scribbles- It's fun to dress up once in awhile :) Once in a very long while XP Dresses are a pain sometimes though...so are high heels, yea...they're horrid... The last time I let my friends play with my hair, they curled it and it kept poking my eye >.O and my hair's really long too...

blackmagic111090- Really? That's never happened to me...thank god XP But I find it really amusing when guys get sacked, they pretty much just die on the spot and curl up...like a slug, beyond humorous XP

Koway Oceshia- Takeshi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed XP But it's true, alot of things taste like chicken...like frog legs! They taste pretty good...for some green creature that hops around all day :P Dark won't be able to sleep all night, coffee works miracles XD

Shimmering Solitude- Krad didn't really have much of a choice, anyways, Satoshi came from a long line of artists so he's more capable than Dark XP Their desserts are really good actually :P I kinda like their main dishes, so long as no one tells me what it is...

SeLeNa MoUsY- I guess it's hard to have an enemy who you've been trying to kill for as long as you remember suddenly go all lovey lovey on you XP Anyways, we can't forget the fact that Krad's a homicidal blonde :O He...she's coming around :)

Hakudoshi-chan- My trip was okay, went swimming, gambling happened among us, the 'kids'and I got sick half way through XP I was laughing when I typed out the part where Dark got sacked, funny funny images :P

Seena58- It's funny when the waiters look at you funny when you try to pronouce the food name. And I usually pronouce it wrong XP Dressing up is fun so long as it's a rare and special occasion, I'm getting sick of it though, too much dressing up for me :S

Mysterious Kaitou- Wow...I have some mysterious connection to your family XP Yes, I can see you're oh sovery happy about Dark getting sacked XD You just love him getting hurt don't you :P You're way worse of a procrastinator than moi :O And you can't deny it :D

nekogirltheanimefreak- It's been awhile since I updated :S But yes! Dark gets hit below the belt! XP I ended up with a writer's block when I came back and couldn't think of how Krad would be screaming and stuff XP

icestar2007- Escargot tastes frighteningly good, well not good, but it tastes okay :) Yea,I went around asking guys how it felt and they all told me it was like going to hell and back XP I read those before and I must say, they are beyond hilarious XD

Silv3r MagiciaN- Whoo! I won't have to wear dresses or other relatively fancy things for a while XD Hopefully a long long long while, high heels are a pain :S And everyone goes around telling me I should dye my hair >.O hmm...

Mazoku-dono- I had a fever too XD Only I was at camp...and had to miss out on swimming :S Which kinda sucked...but oh well! That was a long long time ago XD Glad this story makes you feel better :)

Manami Nakaoki- Yea...I have a habit of repeating myself XP Alot, I can say the same thing over and over again for like twenty times within a minute, it helps when I'm trying to hammer something into a friend's head or something :P

Daishi- Thanks! I actually did have fun on the first day and half when I wasn't sick XP And my mom went and bought Tim Hortons! I lobe coffee :) And their sandwiches are acutally really good, like their donuts XD

kyo's little koneko- It actually tastes ok :O But the next time I go, I'll be more cautious of what I eat XP Last time I ate everything then asked what they were and needless to say, was grossed out beyond words XP

I Heart DM 11- Satoshi would never let Daisuke go home alone or leave Dark and Krad alone together for a whole night so what was he to do:P Takeshi's going to steer clear of French foods for awhile :)

kittenoftime- We ran into some traffic, and that's an understatement :S It would've taken us around an hour to get there but it took us three...that's how bad the traffic was XP And we saw a huge doggy on the way:D

Everto Angelus- I went to Cultus Lake,it's known for it's waterslides, which I've been to quite a number of times, so it's not that fun anymore XP The lake's really nice, and it's really fun to go swimming, once you get used to the water X3

shuusuke- Krad doesn't have relatively fancy clothes so she has to go all the way with the fanciness XP Risa's stubborn, without her, there's be no orlessobstacles and it'd simply be one of those mushy mushy fics :P

golden-flame4- I ate them, asked mom what I ate, got the answer, and loss my appetite XP I repeated 'relatively fancy' alot right:P It couldn't be helped, they are relatively fancy :) Okay I'll stop with the repeating of the two words now XP

Sayumi-chan- Great great horrors indeed XP Even more horrible when Dark stumbled into a girl's bathroom :O He should know better than to ever do such a thing without knocking XP But too bad he forgot :)

UnIQuE Not Weird- Poor Krad, his head's completely filled with feminosity now :P Emiko's got the will of a million bulldozer and an ox XD But it wouldn't be that fun if he became completely girly now would it, not to mention he's rebellious by nature so all's well XD

Ja ne, Kat-I almost had to get a new computer too, but it got fixed :) Yup, uncomfortable alright >.>;; It'd be utter chaos if Satoshi and Daisuke went through all that too XP Then Dark would be the only guy left :O

vemon syringe- I love randomness too :) It keeps everything alive XP Hmmm...there's still a bit to do before I can end this :P Oh the plans I have, the evil evil plans...-insert evil laughter here- but I guess I'll have to type faster no?

punkergirl-Aira- Thankies! XD Glad you liked it, hopefully thischapter isn't completely pointless and boring XP but yes...down with mimes:P They're too eerie for their own good, and yea...coffee's still awesome :)