Pinkie pie was looking at a headline, "Griffonstone devolves into further chaos, Griffons leaving the kingdom and ending their time as an independent race... You do realize as our race controls day and night no race is independent , they all rely on Ponies to live." she said throwing it away. This was very true, but the other races didn't seem to have the common sense to see it. Yak princess tried to declare on them, How would that end, Leave them in a day and burn them to death. That's how that would have ended.
Twilight walked in as Pinkie pie said, "Oh hi Dark queen What Do I owe the owner of your perfect flank walking in to me and my husband's store on a slow day."
Our empress looked at her friend, "Well I ran into a big as snag on my school of friendship idea" she put down a card, "Now That's a card for fertility cookies, Why I give it. Simple I can't fund my school of friendship myself, The bitches most act right for it to have a good enough Public relationship to work. The bitches won't invest as they does a foaless woman know about caring for kids. Now As you know I stopped taking the pill awhile ago as me and Sombra have been trying none stop to Put a foal in me! but the test came back, My husband is the most fertile Male on record! and I am the least fertile without being infertile on record. So I need you to make dozens of this. And maybe Loan me an egg."
Pinkie jumped, "the cookies I understand, but why... Ask me for one of those!" she looked nervous.
Twilight used her staff to project her friends fertility rates, "out of all of us, That are ponies you are the most fertile at forty nine percent likely hood that's forty eight more present then me. Zecora is one hundred but Zecora while biologically close enough to use to have cutie marks they are donkey's Donkey and Pony cross breeds are normally sterile, Danny's ghost nature counters this, but I don't have that. Plus My husband's umbra nation means he needs a being rich in magic to breed with, Your strange chaotic pinkieness granted to you by random chance makes you more rich in magic then Flurry. So Sorry Pinkie but you loaning me some eggs is my best bet...So we can do that part the easy way or the hard way."
The pink pony held her crotch, "Oh let's see if the cookies work first before we put the mare bits under the knife! The donor form Dashie's old body that give me that high fertility number still hurts mane...wait the genetic chimera effect, If I did loan you, Sense I am making them thanks to a loaner part form Dashie, Won't the foal have Sombra you, me and Dashie's DNA in it?"
the pretty purple pony blinked, " yes...how did you know that...Ok moving on Trust me it goes with out saying we see if Cookies work first. If that doesn't work and you don't work, My next loaner will be Dani. I know you more that's why I asked you first. I haven't even meet Dani. You can't walk up to a woman you don't know and ask to borrow part of her reproductive system now."
Pinkie pie blinked, "Ok. but I am selling the cookies if they work for good, Now ...Oh look another customer to get me out of knifing the kitty kitty kitty cat, Welcome to sugar cube corner!" she waved her hand.
Twilight left saying, "have them ready tomorrow Pinkie." she left spinning her staff. before she bonked the head of a fury about to hug rumble, "Rumble is gay he doesn't want no mare hugs! " she hit the fury on the head again.
Meanwhile Zane was in his stroller being pushed around by Zecora who tickled his chin as he held his bottle to drink. he was looking around with those empty eyes sockets curious about the world around him, and why most ponies would jump and scream at him, it wasn't right. he was a little foal, he wanted cuddles and hugs. He was drinking the bottle and looked at a little bird and giggled at it. Soon he finished and let out a shockingly loud for such a little guy burp.
that was when Windy with the now little foal again dashie pulled up, Dashie being about three in body and mind looked at him and poked his nose, "Funny face." he giggled. This made flurry in Cadance's arms let out an angry sound at dashie. Just born and the eyeless ghost colt already had two girls fighting over one one of which was older.
Watching this a random stallion asked,"how even?"
Zecora kissed her son's head and tickled his tummy making him giggle, "he is a little fenton, and a wittle sillie bittle!" the baby boy giggled happily before sniffling and crying as he went wee wee form the tickling and need new diaper.
To be continued