Complete Opposites

Chapter Thirteen: Of Dramatic Eggies

"You can't make me!"

"Oh yes I can, do you remember the contract you filled out?"

Golden eyes narrowed, "No…"

"Well you filled out these contracts that said you had to work under any condition we say." Then he held up two contracts, the bottom signed by Dark and Krad.

Krad grabbed hers and stared at it in disbelief, "When did I sign this?"

"I'm not in liberty to say."

"Yes you are."

"…well either way I'm not saying." The blonde's shoulders drooped in defeat, she couldn't find any loopholes whatsoever. What ever happened to those nice loopholes that ended up saving unfortunate butts? Butts like hers, she gave a sigh, their manager just grinned while Dark was glaring at the egg in his hand, "Rehearsal starts…oh, it starts tomorrow, have fun!"

"You still can't make me…"

"On the contrary my dear Hikari-chan," That earned him a glare from Dark, "I just made you. And to back it up, I even have…assistants to make sure that you show up." He pointed to the two boys beside him, "I think you know them, Daisuke and Satoshi."

"W-what?" Krad turned to the two with a murderous glare, Hagane, sensing that it probably wasn't a good time to stick around, not while the little mermaid was having a little tantrum, so…he left. "You traitors!"

Daisuke blinked, "What?"

"Y-you sided with that guy that's what!"

"Well he paid us…"

"…oh…" She couldn't argue with that, she would've turned on her friends too if someone offered something of value to her… "But you could've made it sound as though you put up a fight or something…"

Satoshi raised a brow, "And why would we do that?"

"Have you even read the script?"

"Well of course I have, which role are you playing?"

"The little mermaid…"

There was a pause, Satoshi's lips curved up into a grin, it was obvious he was holding a back his laughter, "Oh…" He coughed a couple times trying to get of his urge to laugh, it didn't help. Krad turned slightly red and began to shake him rather roughly while ranting about how she didn't deserve such a hell.

So while Krad and Satoshi bickered, Dark took the egg to the redhead, "Hey Dai-chan…"

"Yea?"

"How do you shut this thing up?"

"Have you fed it?"

"It doesn't work."

"Have you tried rocking it?"

"That doesn't work either."

"Maybe you're just rocking it too roughly…" He took the egg and rocked it, it stopped crying, when he looked up, everyone was staring at him. "…what?"

Dark rubbed his neck, "…wow Daisuke, you have great…motherly skills."

"…" The redhead didn't have a clue on how to answer that, then he understood Dark's train of thoughts, "I'm not a girl!"

"I didn't say that! Out loud!"

"You were thinking it!"

"No I wasn't! I was thinking how girly you were! Not how you were a girl!"

"I'm not girly!"

"Yes you are! You're girlier than Krad!"

Satoshi looked at Krad and snickered while the blonde glared at him, "I am not!"

"Yes you are! I mean Krad's been neglecting our child this whole time while you're like…like…a mom!"

And so…while those two bickered, Satoshi smirked, "I think you have to wear a fish tail for the play, and there's going to be some sort of aquarium thing set up for the underwater scenes."

"A fish tail?"

"Yup. And you know what?"

"What?"

"The little mermaid wore shells…"

Krad blushed and slammed her fist into the wall, cracking it, everyone stared at her in horrified silence, "There's no way in hell I'm going through with this!"

Dark blinked, "Krad dear…that wall isn't going to repair itself you know…"

The four looked at the wall and blinked before walking away from the scene as fast as possible.

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"What?"

"Yea! This teacher gave it to me! We are to officially live together for a week to take care of our…egg child."

Krad's mouth hung rather loosely, why did everything bad have to happen on Monday? Only four more days until the weekend… "Let's see that notice…"

She read it, and read it again, and again she found no loop holes, "This is preposterous! Wouldn't that mean Satoshi-sama's staying at your place too?"

Dark nodded, "Unfortunately, yes. So, honey, dear, whichever you prefer, go pack your stuff and we're off to my house!"

The blonde gave a groan but complied, in a slow manner, a very slow manner. She sat on the bed, paused, groaned, flopped over, and fell asleep.

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Dark on the other hand was downstairs, flopped on the couch, waiting, waiting, and waiting, then he looked up and sighed, "Wonder what's taking her…" Awhile later, not very long, but awhile, he too, fell asleep.

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They would've stayed asleep for a very long time if it weren't for their little…alarm clock, also known as their child, or the egg. He groaned, and let the egg roll down the floor until it stopped crying, "Well…that works too…"

He picked up the egg and stared as though deep in thought, a couple minutes later, he finally came to a very dramatic conclusion, "You need a name…"

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The sun was setting, Krad was still asleep, and Dark was still staring at the egg, "Oh! I got it!" He ran into the kitchen and got a sharpie and scribbled something on their 'child' before running upstairs to Krad, "Hey Kra-" He found that the blonde was sleeping, he didn't want to wake her up, but the egg had different ideas, it started crying. Krad awoke instantly, glaring at Dark who pointed at the egg, "His fault."

"Well shut it up!" Krad groaned, after Dark had 'shutted it up' she growled, "What do you want?"

"First of all, you're supposed to be packed up, second of all, I didn't wake you, third of all, I named it!"

"Wha?"

Dark grinned as he tossed the egg to Krad who read whatever he had written on it, "Tamagoyaki?"

"Yup! Or Tama for short!" He was practically beaming.

"How very…suiting…"

"Isn't it? Well anyways, pack up and we go, it's almost time for dinner."

Krad rolled her eyes, "And heavens forbid that you be late for that."

"However did you guess?"

"…"

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So they went to the Niwa household to not be late for dinner, which Dark had insisted on eating before he went to do his job, which before he went, he insisted on talking to Krad. "Hey hon-ey, I have to go and bring the bacon home now, take care of the kid while I'm gone."

He kissed her on the cheek while she rolled her eyes, "Don't come home too soon."

"I love you too." Then he flew off, leaving a glaring Krad behind who had an egg in her hand.

She looked at the egg, "One day, you'll end up just as your name says."

"Now isn't that sweet, threatening your child now are you, Krad?"

The blonde turned around, "Satoshi, did you name your egg?"

"Niwa did, now it's called…Tamago."

"How very…creative."

"Isn't it? How about yours, what did Dark name it?"

"Tamagoyaki."

There was silence between the two, then the egg started crying. "Nice child you have there, a real whiner, must take after his dad…"

Krad nodded, "If this thing wakes me up even once tonight, it'll find itself splattered against a wall."

"Dark won't be too happy about that…"

"Do I care?"

"With the way you said that, no. But I'm guessing you will care if he starts whining and complaining to you…"

There was silence again as the egg continued to cry, "I wonder if it'll die if I let it continue crying…"

"It'll only die when the battery dies."

"How long will that take?"

"Quite awhile. You'll be deaf before it happens."

Krad frowned and tossed him the egg, "Stop the crying." Then she left the room.

Satoshi growled, "You're a horrible mother!"

She called back, "That's fine by me, you can be the best mother in the world for all I care, so long as you take care of it, I'm going to go upstairs."

Then a moment later there was a lot of squealing heard, "Krad-chan! You have to try this on! Here! Put on some make up!"

Then Krad came running back in panic, clothes in disarray, hair messed up, "I change my mind," she grabbed the egg and bolted into the safety of the living room where she finally made the egg stop crying.

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When Dark returned from his job, the house was silent, too silent. In his mind, there was no doubt that they were either waiting, or sleeping. He walked over to the bed to find Daisuke asleep and Satoshi asleep in his bed. He frowned and made his way downstairs with the painting in his hands, the TV was on…he walked over to the living room to find Krad asleep on the couch with the egg beside her, still looking eggy and whole. He smiled, "And I thought you didn't like kids…"

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Krad woke up, Krad changed, Krad grumbled, Krad went and attended breakfast.

Dark slept in, Dark woke up, Dark groaned, Dark went and changed, Dark stared at the mirror for longer than he had to, Dark went downstairs.

Satoshi woke up, Satoshi sat there, Satoshi woke up woke up, Satoshi changed, Satoshi went downstairs.

Daisuke woke up, Daisuke changed, Daisuke looked around, Daisuke panicked.

He couldn't find the egg, not here, not there, not anywhere. I'm sorry but your egg…it's gone. The redhead pouted to himself, "It can't be gone…" The gleeful little voice in his head spoke otherwise. Oh yes it is. With that, Daisuke bursted into tears, mourning over his dead egg which was never really alive. A couple minutes later, Dark came in with tears streaking down his face, he too snuffled and used his sleeve to wipe away the tears. The redhead sniffled, "Dark…don't cry, one crybaby in the house is enough."

"Yea, I think so too, damn that sauce…" The thief replied sounding surprisingly calm for a person who was crying.

Watery crimson eyes blinked, "Sauce?"

Dark sniffled, "Yea, your mom wanted me to taste test this new sauce of hers, don't get me wrong, it was absolutely great and all. If only it didn't burn my tongue off…"

"So you're no crying because of my lost egg?"

It was the thief's turn to blinked, "Egg? What egg? Oh, speaking of eggs, Emiko wanted to know if you preferred scrambled eggs over sunny side up. Hurry up since I'm heading down soon and I'm hungry! Emiko makes the best scrambled eggs ever!"

The statement only made poor Daisuke cry even harder. Before because his and Satoshi's egg was dead and now because it was being eaten by people. Dark frowned and slowly backed up, unsure of what he did, and since he didn't want to get into more trouble, so he headed back downstairs. "Uhhh…Daisuke's crying for some reason."

Krad raised a brow, "What did you do this time?"

"What? I just asked him if he wanted eggs! Why am I always the first to get blamed?"

"Because it's usually your fault."

He pouted, "That was just mean."

The blonde shrugged, "So it was…"

"You know what? You seem very feminine today…" Dark smirked

Golden eyes narrowed and she picked up whatever she could reach and chucked it at the thief, who she reached just happened to be poor poor little 'Tamagoyaki', Dark yelped and picked up the frying pan to stop the egg from egging him and splat went Tamagoyaki. It never stood a chance against the evil frying pan of eggy doom.

"Oh my god you killed Tama!"

Krad blinked, so she did… "Opps?"

"I can't believe you killed it!"

"It wasn't alive in the first place."

"But you still killed it!"

"It was rotting."

"…you still killed it."

"…repent, repent?"

There was a pause, then Dark shrugged, "The teacher must've foreseen this. I mean it survived overnight, isn't that good enough?"

Krad too gave a shrug, "It must be."

"Poor Tama…"

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"Hand over your eggs, now!"

The students blinked, "We've miscalculated a certain point to this project, since the eggs will end up going bad and smelling…you have to return them, instead, you will have to take care of people in the younger classes."

The class was silent.

"Well? …who's egg's still alive?"

No one raised their hand, the teacher frowned, "Well now…that works too I guess…"

There was a pause.

Then Dark raised his hand, "Dark?"

"So who's going to be our 'kids' now?"

"Ah yes, let's see…" She listed a long list of unimportant people, "Dark and Krad you're going to be taking care of Daisuke and Satoshi, Niwa and Hiwatari." Golden eyes widened, great, now she was their mom. "Go meet your kids."

Dark smirked and headed over to the blonde, "Now Krad, don't go throwing the creep into a frying pan. He wouldn't make a very tasty breakfast."

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"Your 'parents' will be coming soon."

Satoshi and Daisuke blinked, wondering who their 'parents' were going to be, hopefully it wouldn't be… "Hey Dai-chan!"

"Dark?"

"Yea! It's me! Dai-chan and creepy!"

Satoshi growled, "What?"

Dark wrapped an arm around Krad's shoulder who gave a scowl and grinned, "Say hi to your new parents!" I can't wait to have the creep do all my chores for me…

Krad sighed, great…the wing master and an antisocial kid for…sons…

Daisuke gave an unsure smile, a kleptomaniac for a dad and a homicidal insane…lady for a mom…

Blue eyes blinked, then a single thought crossed his mind, ohmygodweregoingtodie.

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Nya

Yes! The eggs have all died and been replaced with real live children! Well not really real but you get the point :) School is torture :S I have tests tomorrow so I'll make this quick, Tamago means egg, Tamagoyaki means fried egg XD comprehendo? And now...maybe we'll find kids splattered against the walls XD hmm...yea...and news chapter! First rehersal! Will Krad have to wear shells:O Will Daisuke stop denying his motherly skills? Will Satoshi survive? XD Till next time! Buhbye! Hopefully I won't be dead :) I'm sorry if it sucks!