Complete Opposites

Chapter Sixteen: Dramatic Rabbit

Krad couldn't believe it, nope, she couldn't. Was she supposed to believe what she couldn't believe? She doubted it. Dark was walking beside her with a grin on his face and a rabbit in his bag, "I get to get out of school early!" He spoke quite cheerfully as a normal child would when he got out of school early whether it be because he got sick, faked sick, claimed to be sick, faked a broken leg, forged a note, found a clone or whatever.

Golden eyes narrowed, she hated school, how come she didn't get to skip? It was unfair, unfair, unfair, she frowned, "That's not fair…"

"Don't worry, I'll be back to pick you up, hon-ey."

Her eye twitched, "I want to rip you into shreds right now…" Then she remembered her role as a loving wife, "…with love of course."

The thief gave a smirk, "Your way of expressing love is just ever so sweet, it makes me want to kiss you." And he did with no hesitation.

Behind the two Daisuke frowned, "I hope Krad doesn't love me in any way…I'd hate to get ripped into shreds."

Satoshi looked down, "Krad wouldn't live for very long if she loved you…"

Daisuke looked over in surprise, "What?"

The blue haired boy shook his head while blushing, he began to blabber and stutter for the first time in his life, "Nothing! I said nothing which I said nothing about!"

Dark bursted out laughing, "That's got to be the stupidest thing you've ever said!"

"S-shut up you stupid-father-who-brings-home-the-bacon!"

"Oh yea, son-who-does-not-argue-with-his-elders?"

The two glared at each other before heading off to school in silence.

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An arm shot out beside her head, slamming into the wallin a very macho way, golden eyes blinked, "Yes? And how may I help you?"

The boy just laughed, "I know you're married with kids and I'm simply the unfaithful father of my unfaithful child and the unfaithful husband of my unfaithful wife but you've caught my eye. I mean you are the perfect wife after all."

Krad raised a brow, that sounded so lame, if she had a toothpick or something she would've skewered out his eyes and made eye-kabobs, "I see…"

"Yes I-" He was interrupted when a fist was sent…to his face.

The blonde blinked and stared at her 'husband' who stood in front of her looking extremely pissed, he pointed to the boy on the ground, "You, let me lay down a few ground rules right now." He pointed to Daisuke, "Only I'm allowed to pick on him!" Then he pointed to Satoshi, "And only I'm allowed to abuse him physically, verbally and mentally! You can harass him sexually and I wouldn't care less but it'd be gross and disturbing and I'd rather you not. And her," He pointed to Krad, "No one's allowed to do anything to her except me!"

"Oh yea? You want to fight for her? Let's take it outside." The boy asked defiantly.

"Sure-"

But then Krad beat him to it and kicked the boy in the face, "Don't piss me off you stupid piece of lard."

Dark whistled and grinned, "Feeling violent today are you?"

"Very." She snapped back glaring at him.

"Okay well…I'll…just get out of your way now…" The thief gave a small grin and shuffled backwards making him look like he was attempting to impersonate a penguin.

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During their class with their 'family' the teacher gave one of the easiest questions in the world, "Now class and families, the question I have for you is one of the easiest questions in the world: Who is the happiest person in the world?"

Simple, simple indeed.

Dark's hand shot up, "Yes Dark? Do you have an answer?"

The thief snorted, "Of course I do, I wouldn't put up my hand if I didn't." He sounded strangely logical there, "The happiest people in the world are the people in commercials." He made it sound so obvious that people began to doubt their own answers which were all righteous and stuff like 'us because we're lucky' which was true but still…

"Commercial people? Care to elaborate with us? I'm not sure the whole class and other families understand what you mean."

Violet eyes narrowed, "My god, do I have to explain everything!?" He received a kick from his wife, "I guess I do, commercial people are lucky because they get everything in the end. Like the people in love who are in chocolate commercials, they get the guy or girl and the chocolate, same with the juice commercials."

The teacher nodded, "True," then he turned very teacher-like, "what about the tragic commercials like when the people die or when they have car crashes?"

"They get stunt doubles to do those of course! And then everything works out for them in the end and they get the products they advertised. I'm telling you, they're the luckiest people in the world! Don't question my logic!"

"Alright…I can't exactly discourage any of your thoughts now can I? Anyone else want to take a shot at this?" Daisuke's hand rose, "Yes?"

"…I think Dark's the happiest person in the world." The thief rose a brow, "I mean he's got people pampering him, millions of people trying to chase him, fangirls, a wife, though a very violent one, still a wife that he loves…I think. Well anyways, as far as I'm concerned, he's got nothing to complain about."

"You make very good explanations and a very reasonable suggestion there. Next? How about the rest of the family? Krad?"

The blonde blinked, "Me? I don't know, everything's quite depressing if you ask me…"

"…okay…how about your lovely child?"

Krad gave a snort, "Lovely? …that's just…strange."

Satoshi glared, "The happiest person in the world is a rock." He answered bluntly, then there was a pause, "but then…they have to worry about getting chipped and stuff don't they? I guess they're not very happy either…" And he went on and on and on about what could be happy but why it wouldn't be…

The blonde blinked, "What a depressing child you are…"

Blue eyes narrowed, he growled half-heartedly, "Shut up mom, like you should be talking."

"Quiet, son."

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In the middle of class, Dark's hand shot up, "Can I go to the washroom? If you say no I might as well run down the halls yelling my teacher made me piss my pants…"

The teacher ignored the latter sentence, "Make it quick."

The boy grinned and jumped out of his seat and ran out the room and promptly came to a stop in front of the washroom where another boy was standing, "Hey…" he whispered, "Do you have the rabbit?"

The other boy nodded and handed him a rabbit, "Don't screw up." He spoke briefly before heading back to class.

Oh yes. How very subtle and discreet they were.

Dark grinned and headed into the bathroom, "Come on With…" A moment later, there was another him standing in front of him, he grinned, "I look sexy."

"Kyu?"

"…Dark."

"Kyu?"

"No With, say Dark."

"Da-kyu?"

The thief blinked he wasn't exactly patient about teaching his new found clone how to talk, "…good enough…go back to class okay? And remain silent! …and don't ruin my reputation! …and don't do anything stupid! …and don't socialize with people!"

"Da-kyu!"

Dark sighed, "I'll be back later." And he ran out of the school, actually, he jumped through a window since if someone caught him running down the hallway let alone out the school. He would've been screwed.

The replica of the thief headed back to class with a grin on his face, the teacher raised a brow, "That was fast…"

The rabbit merely smirked again and headed to his seat, or he was going to until he saw the blonde and decided that it would be funner to go over and give the blonde a hug instead. So that's what he did, he hopped over and hugged the hunter affectionately, "Da-kyu!"

"W-with!" The blonde hissed.

"Da-kyu?"

The teacher coughed, "Dark…if you don't mind, I'd like to continue on with the lesson you can save your affectionate gestures for after class."

By that time Krad was fed up, with the hugging and da-kyu'ing so she stood up and pointed to where Dark would usually be seated, "Sit!" She commanded very firmly.

The thief bunny replacement thing sat down obediently, a moment later, people were clapping and cheering, especially the girls, Krad didn't understand, but she had the sudden urge to bow. She ignored it and sat back down, glancing back every now and then to make sure that the rabbit wasn't getting into any trouble or anything, she sighed in relief when the replica fell asleep.

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Finally, class ended, the only thing she had to worry about was keeping the rabbit away from people now, she led it down the hall to where the younger two were, Dark looked happily at Daisuke, "Da-kyu!"

The redhead smiled, "Hey With! He didn't cause any trouble did he?"

"Trouble…not really…"

"That's a good With-" Daisuke frowned and looked around, "Where'd he go?"

Krad pointed at the boy half hopping half running after one of the stage boys who was carrying a crate of strawberries, the blonde watched with amusement as the boy began to run away from the rabbit who da-kyu'ed after him. And of course, the whole school was there to watch him.

She smiled as Daisuke ran after him, "Aren't you going after him?"

The blonde looked down at Satoshi, "Why should I? He gets to skip school, it's only fair that I get to ruin his reputation…accidentally of course."

Satoshi smirked, "Sounds good to me. Perfect father with strawberry fetish attacked random boy at school."

Krad returned the smirk, "That sounds about right."

"Krad! With is coming your way!"

The blonde looked over as the rabbit ran down the hall right past her, ears popping out and he began to run on all four up the stairs to the roof. Golden eyes blinked before having her wits returned to her and began to run after the rabbit, "What the hell are you doing you stupid rabbit?"

"Da-kyu!" Tear, tear.

Krad looked over at Satoshi, "I'm guessing it's upset?"

"Where'she going?"

"The roof."

"I don't think Dark would be very happy about having rabbit pancakes…"

The boy raised a brow as they continued running, "And you care because…"

"Because I'm the one who's going to have to put up with his complaining."

"Is that all?"

Golden eyes narrowed, "Just run, I don't want to hear anymore of this, just…run."

When they reached the roof they found that the rabbit was crying due to the fact that the strawberry boy had run away with the strawberries and left none for him, he leaned against the railing, drawing a crowd until someone smacked him on the head and dragged him back down. "Wow mom, that was professional of you."

"Quiet, stupid rabbit...find some rope so we can tie his feet together." She looked at the crowd and the rabbit's ears, she sighed, this was so degrading, "And…dear, you really have to stop wearing animal ears, it's not even rehearsal time yet, you're the prince, not the rabbit."

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Dark smiled as he ran and caught up to the three and a tied up rabbit boy getting dragged along, "Hey!"

The three turned around, With smiled happily before turning back to his rabbit form, "Kyu!"

He was quite surprised when no one looked beyond pissed with him, "How was With?"

Krad and Satoshi laughed, "He was really quite the Dark."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Your rabbit here decided to chase after some random boy with strawberries and thoroughly harassed and scared the living daylights out of him."

"And he wouldn't stop conversing with random friendly looking people while saying nothing but da-kyu."

Satoshi shook his head, shoulders shaking slightly from chuckling, "And did you know that he was very emotional?"

Dark blinked, "He is?"

Krad nodded, "Oh yes, when the strawberry boy wouldn't give him a strawberry he went all upset and stuff."

"What?"

"You know those shows I really hate where the girl or the guy gets rejected and they do something dramatic like jump off a building or something?"

Dark nodded, "What about it?"

Inside, the blonde was laughing her head off remembering the little scene the rabbit put on, "Well…your rabbit decided it'd be fun to run to the roof top and lean against the railing and cry its heart out in front of about half the school who decided that it'd be fun to watch. And then…"

"That's when she got up there, smacked him on the head and dragged him off."

"Yea and we had to tie him up to keep him from harassing other kids or repeating that…"

"The good part was that he doesn't abuse his kids and he's somewhat more obedient than you, father dearest."

The thief frowned, "Did all this actually happen?" He looked to Daisuke who was supposed to be the honest one.

"Sadly yes, I never knew With would get upset so easily…" And sadly, it was the truth and he couldn't deny it, none of them could.

"Oh god…great now I'll be known as some dramatic child molester…" He sighed and shook his head, "At least people saw that you care about me enough to drag off from the roof…"

"Ye-what?" Krad blinked, "Does nothing freak you out?"

The thief gave a shrug, "I find that freaking out at everything can be very stressful. So, my motto would be to 'go with the flow'."

"…"

Dark smiled, "It's nice to know you cared though."

Krad paused before pointing out dully, "You have a bug on your shirt."

Then the thief freaked. "What? Where! Get it off me! Oh god! Get it off!"

The blonde smirked.

Satoshi smirked, though still deep in thought about the question he had been asked earlier.

Daisuke blinked, "Hey Hiwatari-kun…"

He looked up, "Yes?"

"Let's go get something to eat, they could be at this for awhile…"

"Avoiding the lovers' quarrel eh?"

Golden eyes glistened hotly as she glared at her son, "I'm not his lover!"

"Sure mom…how do you explain the ring on your finger then?"

Krad blinked before looking down at her hand, he glared at the thief, "And where did this come from?" Dark merely grinned sheepishly without uttering a word, which was very strange indeed…for Dark anyways.

Daisuke tugged on the blue haired boy's hand, "Come on, let's go."

Satoshi let himself get dragged around by the redhead, he didn't mind, not at all, Krad was giving him a skeptical look, until Dark decided to open his mouth again, "You know…I got you more than one present right…?"

Before the two were completely out of his view, Krad had whirled around and yelled something, the redhead continued to smile, "They'll be just fine, it'll be like nothing ever happened when we get home." Satoshi gave a shrug to indicate that he couldn't care less about their little affair. "I think they're warming up to one another don't you?"

The image of Krad with a gun in her hands, shouting threats to kill the thief popped into his head, "Yea sure…"

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"You stole them? These are beyond expensive you twit! Someone's going to notice!"

"Well they haven't yet! Anyways you'd look good in them!"

"You could set up a small shop with all this stuff!"

"Yes but they're for you!"

"I'm not vain like you!"

"That's a lie!"

"Oh yea? Prove it!"

"I know for a fact that you spend at least half an hour on your hair every morning."

Krad paused, "And just how do you know this?"

"Do you want to know?"

"No…either way I'm telling you, return these!"

Violet eyes widened, "Do you want me to die!? If I go back with these they'll shoot me! …stop smiling dear."

"Don't call me dear."

"Kraddy-kins?"

"No."

"Smoochie-poo?"

"What? No!"

"…snuggle bunnies? Googly eyed sweetums? Oogie woogie lover honey?"

The blonde's frown deepened as Dark continued to suggest completely obscured names, "You know what? Just…call me Kraddy-kins…"

"Alrighty, whatever you want Kraddy-kins. Those earrings look really good on you." Krad just sighed in defeat, suddenly there was a warm breath near her ear, she looked up in shock as Dark whispered huskily, "I'm hungry…"

This caused Krad to blinked, "What?"

"I'm hungry. Stealing isn't easy you know."

"Yea but…"

"But what? I'm hungry." He wrapped an arm around the blonde, "Come on dear, let's go home, I need food before I pass out and have you carry me back."

The blonde moved out of his grasp, "Who says I'll carry you? I'd leave you here."

"That's mean-" Dark blinked, "They do look good on you."

Krad merely gave a little huff as she strapped on the second earring, "Whatever, it's not like you're going to return them or anything, hurry up, I want to go home."

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Daisuke smiled as he watched his 'parents' walk down the street completely ignoring them since they probably missed them due to the fact that they were inside the café. "I told you they were warming up to each other."

"How do you know these things?"

"That's for me to know and for you to find out."

Satoshi nearly choked when he watched the redhead blinked, blush rising up to his cheeks, it must've been his imagination, Niwa Daisuke was flirting!?

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Nya

I update! I finally beat evil writer's block! XD Moohahahahahhahahaha...yes evil finals are also over but I'm going to die this semester x.x fun fun fun...yea...I'm very sorry to those who are as impatient as me and those who aren't, I'll try updating more :)