Applejack was answering the door and there was Coloratura the popstar pony in full gear taking pictures, "So Ms. Show business returns! What do you want?"
the countess dipped Aj, "Why what I want is you!" hands right on her hips, Within a moment Aj smacked her in the lips, "Get your hands off my hips! I am not your missing link Take a hint take a hint!" she would have hit the ground if Trender didn't catch her.
The earth pony got up unaffed by the punch, "Come on we were so close as fillies, You can fill the filler fooler fat e connecting us, Aj." she said wiggling finger for a come here.
Applejack rolled her eyes, "This shit again! Licenses here, you silly filly. Demi-sexual!" She said point at her, "Demi-romantic. ahs has to know someone for a long ass time before Ahs feel that way, Ask my ghostly colt friend, he was in the friend zone for a total of two years technically before I gave him a thank yous for helping mah's ass date. now maybe if you hadn't gone big time show pony, maybe, but you's did, your basically a stranger, ah's ass going to you would be like Marrying a table. Even if yous didn't change into new pony, it was already taken!"
the countess had hands on her hips as she flipped her pony tail, "I see here is the problem, I get what I want I am rich, And I will have what I want one way or the other!" she pulled out a brick of a cell phone, cheapest model as mobile was new and what not here, "yeah banker start plan B.F.F.F.A."
They blinked and Aj heard her phone ring and answered it,"...yous bought my farm and are going to...Oh I know what ., does darn F's stand for! You are going to make me open the barn door for you or you will tear it down!"
Trenderhoof crossed arms looking at her. the Pop star held out two fingers for Victory V. "Ding ding ding winner winner, Now Take your cloths off!" She said smirking in victory!
AJ dialed a number, "yous forget Ah's the element of honesty ahs met every last Princess!" She made a call and wait for her to pick up, it answered, "Yeah twilight it happened yous were right, you sick minded horn ball of a queen. Now you promised pinky style on this... Thank you."
the pop star's cell phone rang and she answered, "Wait...What do you mean Queen twilight bought my farm ... why would you...Oh you didn't want to lose them...I will hire a gelding then be back! That sigh or else threat won't work on someone who already lost them!" she then made two phone calls and AJ's phone rang and she picked it up,
Aj heard it, "...You thinks twilight won't be ready for this." she called twilight only to get Sombra, "yeah she hired a gelding to buy it , back, sombra... Ok what's do I have to..." She whispered into Trenderhoof's ear and he had nose bleed, "he approves. It's a deal. Ok Sombra will handle this and I have to give Twilight a filly fooler night, still a wins as it ain't you getting my barn door!"
the pop star blinked before she got a call and answered it, "So you ...ungelded him to get him to sigh...The fuck does that work?... You took one off a life sentence criminal for transplanet... Well I am beat." she left growling, "I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS APPLE JACK THIS I SWEAR ON MY FAME AND MONEY! "
Applejack walked off, "Well ah am off to rarity to be made pretty for a Yuri date, because Twilight wants to get her lust for mes out her system. yes she goes both ways, Not a crime...well better female friend as a reward, then Blackmailed by female stalker, Still a wins still a wins."
The next day applejack in a humanoid version of her fancy outfit fomr trenderhoof's first appearance walked out, hair messy carrying her heels dress messed up and lopsided , "...Twilight is a fucking bitch...A big fat bitch queen.. " she said on her walk of shame back home. " but stil better then the stalker bitch! better then her, At least twilight let me use the phone to hear trenderhoof saying it's ok and he still loves me while it happened. The war for my ass was won, and fought through the power of phones!" she declared opening the door to get a hug form Gala.
She hugged her, "That's nice now go off and play with your aunt or uncle, Mommy needs to go clean off the stink of sacrifice off her backside. ...and lipstick... lots of lipstick were the sun don't shine."
Trenderhoof nodded as he pointed, "yeah this was nuts...in a few ways... In a few ways. " he said smiling happily like a pervert, which got him slapped by AJ. Some how.
the earth pony, "you gets the one smirk off this! the one! anymore is a slap Mr. Now get in the shower with me! Ah's fill bad about having to do this, I need a cry in your arms while being loved."
to be continued