The Trouble Begins

The twelve members of the Organization sat at the table, yet again, trying to devise a plan. Xemnas, who was now dressed, but still quite embarrassed, stayed quiet. Vexen was writing down some formulas and other non-sense on a piece of scrap paper. Axel and Roxas were whispering to each other, and everyone else either had a headache from the constant laughing that would come up from nowhere or just didn't feel like doing anything.

None of them had seen Saïx in about a half an hour, and that worried them.

Larxene groaned, "I need a drink." She muttered and walked into the kitchen.

"Alright. Well, I cant come up with an antidote until I know how much and what it was that Saïx has taken." Vexen said. Xigbar nodded. He was, yet again, left in charge. Xemnas refused to even look at them and well, Saïx was still high, or crazy. No one really knew.

"WEEEHEEE!" Everyone looked around. They knew who it was, obviously. It was of course, Saïx.

But the scream that came next, was defiantly not Saïx. Larxene came running out of the kitchen, breathing heavily, and with a bright red streak across her high cheek bones.

"What?" Axel asked, confused at the sudden scream. Everyone was, but Axel felt that he was to be the one to ask. But soon, the door that Larxene just ran out of, flew open, and Saïx came out and ran around the room at a surprisingly fast speed.

"I'm streaking, I'm streaking!" he yelled. Xemnas turned red and fell backwards out of his chair. Saïx spotted him on the floor and approached him. "I don't want to be naked lad no more." he told Xemnas, before ripping off Xemnas's cloak, putting it on himself, and running out of the room.

There was again, more silence. Marluxia broke it by laughing. "Xemnas has a nose bleed!" he sang.

Xxx

Xemnas and Demyx walked together, up the hallway towards the Roof. Xigbar, who was sit in temporary command, had split them up into pairs

The pair were as such: Xemnas and Demyx, Axel and Roxas, Marluxia and Luxord, Larxene and Lexaeus, Xigbar and Xaldin, and Vexen and Zexion.

Demyx walked closer to Xemnas. "Mister Superior, are you sure Saïx wont jump out and try to eat me?" Xemnas rolled his eyes.

"Yes, IX, he will not eat you." Demyx sighed in relief. "He doesn't like blondes."

Demyx went white. "But-but I have dirty blonde hair! Does that still count? I mean Luxord has really blond hair and I have dirty blonde! Does that mean he'll eat me? He's going to eat me isn't he! ISNT HE!" Demyx shouted. He waved his hands in front of himself. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" He started to dance on the tip of his toes.

"Demyx! Will you calm down! You know very well that Saïx is not a cannibal! The only time he eats anything other than regular meat is when he's berserk and he isn't a cannibal then!" Xemnas yelled.

"Well, if he isn't a cannibal when he's berserk. Then what is he?" Demyx asked.

"Do you promise not to freak out?" Demyx nodded. Sighing Xemnas continued. "Fine, he's a vampire."

"A WHAT? Does that mean he'll suck out my blood, drop by drop until I look like a prune?" Demyx said flipping out again.

"Would you SHUT UP!" Xemnas yelled.

That's when they heard it. A soft moaning were heard, coming from the roof.

"Come on lets go. We have to capture Saïx." Xemnas said.

Reaching the door Xemnas grabbed the handle. Demyx nodded, and Xemnas nodded and opened the door.

There, laying on the floor, was Saïx. He was still wearing Xemnas's old cloak, but had done some alterations. The once black cloak now had pink and blue streaks, and much glitter. It looked like he had rolled in Larxene's makeup drawer His hair was done up in messy pigtails, and he had found a pair of pants to wear. But they looked to big. He stretched his arm up to the sky. "I want- want!" he pouted.

Xemnas motioned for Demyx to stay were he was, while he quietly walked up to Saïx..

Saïx started to hum a tune that sound strangely like the Jaws theme. And Saïx had never seen that movie. "XEMMY!" Saïx yelled and tackled him. Xemnas stared up at Saïx while he sat on his chest. Saïx's eyes had changed again, but now they were purple with pink strips. Looked, again, like he had been going through Larxene's stuff. "Hellloooo Xemmy!"

"Saïx, I cant breathe." Saïx laughed. Saïx's pointy ears twitched, and he looked in the direction were Demyx was.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiii Demyx!" He shouted waving his hand wildly. Demyx nervously waved back. "Ok, Xemmy, you need to be pretty…"Saïx said, and started to fish around for something in his pocket.

Demyx stood, and watched Saïx look in his pocket. Xemnas turned head and mouthed the words: 'run and get help'. Demyx nodded and slipped away.

"I found this really yummy candy in Larxene's room." Saïx explained. He pulled out a small multi colored tube. "This stuff will make Xemmy pretty!" Saïx grinned, he had bits of hot pink, something, on his teeth. Taking the top off the tube, Xemnas was unsurprised to find that it was a tube of hot pink lipstick, with bite marks on it.

"PRETTY XEMMY!"

"NOOOOO"

Xxx

Luxord and Marluxia were patrolling the dorms, which were on the top floor. Well, not exactly the top floor. There was another floor above the dorms, but is was just a big empty room.

Axel and Roxas were usually caught up there doing….things. And Saïx was usually the one to catch them. That was when Axel started calling Saïx the 'Sex-Sucker' because he always found them, right when Axel was….getting in the mood.

Marluxia groaned. "Why do we have to do this? I mean, its only drugs! Why not just let the drugs take their course? It cant last that long!" Marluxia complained.

Luxord sighed and leaned against the wall. "I don't know. But can you honestly say that you want to see a naked Saïx again?"

Marluxia put a finger on his chin. "Well, actually, Saïx does have a nice ass. And he is one of the finer toned men in this damned Organization."

Luxord glared at him, and pouted. "Awww Lux, I still love ya more. You know that. Wait….love? Hmmm I love you as much as I am able to!" Marluxia grinned. Luxord snorted.

"Hey!" they turned to see Demyx running up to them.

"What?" they asked.

"It's….Xemnas…he needs…help….its Saïx….said something about….being pretty." Demyx said trying to catch his breath, but instead falling backwards.

"Is he trapped?" Marluxia asked. Demyx nodded. "Is Saïx sitting on his chest?" Demyx nodded. "He wants it." he said.

"Yea, after this, Saïx will forget everything and Xemnas will be all alone….AGAIN!" Luxord laughed.

"Ok, if you say so." Demyx frowned. He was scared….they all were.

Then a scream came from the roof of the Castle, and they knew that it was Xemnas.

A/N-ok I WONT delete this….BUT…I could use some help! Its really fun to write about a crazy Saïx…heehehehhe….ok, you all can think who u want it to be the one that drugged Saïx. I'll have the other groups 'experiences' next chapter…I'll update as soon as I can…..please review!