Complete Opposites

Chapter Eighteen: Random Anniversary

Two more days until the play thinger, not that anyone cared. Aside from Takeshi, Keiji and other staff members. And the cast of course…the majority of them anyways. And of course everyone else who wanted to watch the cast, they're called the 'audience'. During the past few days, Daisuke and Satoshi's minds were forever scarred and horribly maimed, after seeing their parents in the strangest and most terrible of situations, though the same could be said for the 'married' couple.

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"Let's go! I can't stand being here anymore!" Daisuke half-heartedly yelled as the two walked down the hall to their 'mother's' change room. He opened the door only to hear a crash, "Kra-"

The two stared in silence, gawking at the scene before them. Dark was lying on top of Krad, who, still had her fishtail on. The redhead's face turned red and managed to squeak out something incoherently, Satoshi on the other hand frowned, "You two should know better! Especially you Krad!"

Krad's eyes widened, she looked from the thief to the boy then back to the thief then back to the boy, "What-no! This isn't what it looks like!"

"Don't give me any excuses! If you 'have fun' now and get screwed over which you probably will…what will happen when you turn back?"

It was the blonde's turn to turn red, "No! Satoshi! Stop thinking that way! My god you're a sick little child!"

"And Dark, what are you thinking? Half-fish kids?" Daisuke and Krad shuddered at the thought.

The thief snorted and replied coolly, "Watch it blowfish-boy, we have rights to do this you know. We are your parents, where do you two think you came from?"

The redhead covered his ears, "…I didn't need to hear that…" The words half-fish kids continued to echo in his head.

"I didn't need to either…Sato…it's not what you think."

Satoshi gave a disdainful look, "It's not what I'm thinking, I wish I wasn't thinking of what you thought I was thinking, it's what I'm seeing that's the problem…and with Dark of all people…"

"Well think about your own name, Fugu."

Blowfish boy.

He paused then stared at his feet in disgust, "Ew."

If Daisuke's face turned any redder one might've thought his head was going to blow up, instead he just fell with a thud on the ground. His eye gave a little twitch as the thought of 'Half-fish kids…' ran through his head once more.

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And so, Satoshi and Daisuke were terribly traumatized by their parents' behavior despite how Krad protested and denied it. It didn't take much to traumatize the great Dark Mousy, surprisingly not so surprising.

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The thief scurried around the house looking for the blonde, who was indeed, nowhere to be seen. "Have you guys seen Krad?"

"Nope."

"I saw her awhile ago."

He looked at the redhead, "Where?"

"In the kitchen with kaa-chan."

Dark checked the room, "Well they're not there now…screw…" he frowned and muttered random things to himself as he plopped down onto a random chair and sighed. "Stupid…she's supposed to tell me when she goes out."

Satoshi rose a brow, "What? Afraid she's cheating on you? But then again…if I were her I would too…"

"Shut up creep." He rubbed his arm, "Wow I'm sore."

"…from what…?" The blue haired boy asked rather cautiously, he was ready to cover his ears if it was something disgusting, but then again, it wouldn't be surprising. After all, it was Dark Mousy he was asking. Pervert extraordinaire.

"From jobs of course, stealing isn't as easy as I make it seem, I mean considering thatI'm just that pro and all, you know, it's only expected from me. Great Dark Mousy, thief of all things pretty and shiny…and sparkly sometimes."

"Of course…"

Suddenly there were hands on his shoulders, massaging them, he sighed contently, it felt nice. Amethyst eyes looked up to see who was doing such a kind and random act…it was Krad. Nope, he didn't sense anything weird about Krad massaging him. He smiled and relaxed, "That feels nice…" He liked it when the blonde was in a good mood.

Both Daisuke and Satoshi stared at the blonde in disbelief.

"What made you so happy, Krad?" There was no reply, Dark opened his eyes to see red and blue eyes watching him in amusement, "…Krad?"

There was a pause then a, "Da-kyu!" as the blonde hopped onto him, his bunny ears sprouting from his head as he gave a very With-like smile and snuggled his master. "Da-kyu!"

That wasn't what traumatized Dark. Especially since the word(s) that ran across the thief's mind at the time was/were ohmygodcute.

Just then the door opened and Emiko and Krad stepped in, the mother blinked, "Ara…Dark I never knew…"

Daisuke had to cover his mouth to contain his laughter.

Golden eyes narrowed, "Wow…you're more of a sick pervert than I remembered you to be. Why's your rabbit like that? And why's he nuzzling you? That's rather disgusting…and very disturbing."

Dark gaped, "What-that's not it! I didn't tell him to! I swear I didn't! He just suddenly started massaging-"

Krad choked on air, "Massaging? What? That's both very disturbing and gross! That's a rabbit for god's sake!"

The two began to laugh uncontrollably, suddenly the thief halted in whatever he was doing, and stared. Satoshi. Was. Laughing. It was the end of the world.

He stood up, dropping With onto the floor, he turned back into a rabbit and gave a questioning 'kyu?' while Dark merely pointed a finger at the laughing boy. "H-h-h-h-he's laughing! He can do that? What the hell!? Ohhhh my god…"

Krad chuckled, "It's been awhile…"

"B-b-b-but creep…laugh…oh my god…he-oh god…"

Then he fainted.

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And Krad? Well being turned into a girl had been a fairly traumatizing experience in itself. He'd…she'd…he'd never be able to see himself the same way again. Neither could Dark or Daisuke or Satoshi or anyone who'd come into contact with him while he was a her. Simple, really.

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Back to the present-ish time. Dark had called Krad onto the museum rooftop, "Kraddy-kins, honey! You made it!"

"How can I not have made it?" The blonde asked back boredly, "Satoshi-sama made me, something about how you'd never shut up about it if I didn't. And Emiko-san made me too. She told me to…'flirt'?"

"Yes but that's not the point...she told you to come here to flirt? What?"

Krad shrugged, "She told me to flirt with you apparently." In her mind, the word flirt brought up endless pictures of Dark and how he 'flirted' with everyone. It made her rather angry knowing that for whatever reason, someone wanted her to be like Dark. "So why are we here? Don't tell me you're stealing something again…"

The thief gave a pout, "What? You mean you've forgotten our anniversary already?"

"Anniversary? Since when did we have those?"

"Since you turned into a girl."

Golden eyes blinked, "Oh…why? I mean we've been around for god knows how long now and suddenly you decide to have an anniversary?"

He paused, "…yes well, anyways, it's our anniversary which you can do nothing about and you know what?"

She crossed her arms, "What?"

Dark smiled, "I don't want you as a temporary girlfriend anymore."

"Oh? That's…nice…I suppose." Ouch, what a thing to say on an anniversary, whichever anniversary it was. She still couldn't figure it out, stupid random anniversaries with no important dates.

"Nope I want you forever and ever and ever."

"Define forever."

"…forever and ever till death do us part? …something like that."

Krad raised a brow, "Forever's a pretty long time you know…and all those other evers you put in there too. I doubt we'd live that long."

Dark shrugged, "I can live with that…I'm pretty sure I can anyways. Unless you decide to kill me or I die for whatever reason then yea…wow that's a depressing thought, me, dead. This world, no Dark Mousy, sexy thief extraordinaire. Very sad…I think I'll start crying if this keeps up." He shook the thought away and held up a little trinket in his hand and set it down in the other's, "For you."

She took the trinket and looked at it, "…what anniversary is this again?"

"It's been a month since you've turned into a girl, you lost track already?"

"And you remembered?"

"Yea, why not?"

"…you know the price tag's still on it?"

"Does it matter?"

"I suppose not, but at least you had the decency of not stealing from a dollar store…" she held up the trinket, it was a little angel keychain that was split into two, "…it's broken…"

Dark looked over, "No it's not! But that's what I thought too when I saw it…"

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He shook the redhead awake, "Can I ask you something?"

Daisuke rolled onto his stomach and rubbed his eyes, he looked over the edge of his bed, down at the other wondering why the thief decided to wake him up in the middle of the night, "What is it?"

Dark held something up for him to see, "Why is this thingy broken?"

He took it from the other and held it closer to his face, "Wow, that's pretty nice, where'd you steal it?"

"What? You have no proof that I stole this…I swiped it from that store you pass on your way to school…"

"I thought as much."

Amethyst eyes blinked, "Anyways back to the question."

Daisuke looked at it, then at Dark, just to check whether he was serious or not, "…it's not broken Dark…you give one of the halves to someone else and keep the other for yourself. And the pieces fit together and all that."

He received a skeptical look, "So is this supposed to be…romantic? I mean what happened to roses and chocolate? People nowadays have no class at all."

"Well roses and chocolate aren't all that cheap now are they?"

"They're cheap to me…"

"Everything cheap to you!"

There was a pause, "…so…do you think your mom will like it?"

Ruby eyes widened slightly, "What?"

"Krad I mean."

"Oh…yea, sure."

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"And that's what happened."

She twirled it around again, finding great amusement in doing do, "I see…well it is rather…interesting."

The thief nodded and pulled out a red rose, "Anyways, I brought you a rose just incase you found it weird and too modern and stuff. And," he pulled out a box of chocolate, "incase you thought the rose was too cliché and stuff."

Golden eyes blinked, "What if I didn't like the box of chocolate?"

He gave a sheepish grin, "Then I'm screwed over no?"

She laughed, "Yes you are…"

"So what do you say?"

"Say to what?"

"…being my real l-o-v-e-r."

"Lover?"

"Yes. Difficult to figure out such a hard word isn't it?"

"No, I was just surprised that you knew how to spell it properly."

"Your never ending faith in me never ceases to touch my heart…"

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Daisuke looked around the house, neither the thief nor the hunter could be found. This meant he was stuck inside the house with Satoshi…maybe not house but they were stuck in the same room together while the adults were downstairs. Which meant it was going to be awkward. Why? Because he was sitting at his desk supposedly doing his homework, keyword: supposedly. Technically he was staring at a blank sheet of paper and zoning out.

To make matters worse, the person standing by him helping him out while he zoned out was none other than Satoshi. Wow he's standing really close to me…

"Niwa?"

I really like him…

"…Niwa?"

How should I tell him?

"Niwa!"

Should I tell it to his face?

"Niwa!"

He jumped in his seat and looked up and gave a wavering smile, "H-Hiwatari-kun! Is something wrong?"

"You haven't written anything down yet, is there something wrong?"

"Ummm yes! I…don't get it!"

How do you tell a person you're crazy about them?

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Violet eyes looked over questioningly, "Is that a yes?"

"To what?"

"To what I dragged you over here for!"

"You didn't drag me!"

"Fine! What I asked you to come here for!"

"Why'd you ask me to come here anyways?"

"Think real hard Krad…"

Something clicked in her head, "Right…I guess it's a yes…?"

Dark gave a grin and nodded, "Alright then."

She nodded back, "Alright…"

Another nod, "Okay…"

And another, "Uh huh."

And yet another, "Yep…"

"Yea…"

The thief looked over, "…can I kiss you now?"

Since when did he ask for my permission to kiss me? She blinked, "I guess…"

He gave a nod, "Alright then…"

She nodded back, "Yea…"

"Uh huh…-" and then he suddenly covered his lips over hers.

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THE END!

No...that's a joke. Not a really funny joke but a joke nonetheless...it's an attempted joke!

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Nya

Yes well, I'm assuming that there'll be...2? Maybe 3 chapters left and I'm almost done the next :D You know what's awesome? Peacemaker's awesome, so's Tsubasa (oh noes! Fai's eye :O) and Ouran! But yea, anyways, hope you're all having a good time etc. etc. Hopefully you're not just larding around like I do (okay, that's a lie but still :P) Umm...enjoy! ♥