Poor, Poor, People…

Marluxia, Luxord and Demyx made a mad sprint for the roof top. It was Xemnas's scram, no doubt, but what had Saïx done to him?

Marluxia kicked the door open. Looking around they soon spotted a pigtailed Saïx.

"Uh…." Luxord, for once was at a loss for better words.

Saïx stood up and waved. "Hello friends! I'm sorry but Saïx's, I'll-turn-you-into-a-sexy-beast Beauty Parlor is closed. Please come back tomorrow!" he said, and fell backwards into a dark portal he had made in the floor.

"Xemnas! Are you ok?" Demyx asked, running up to him.

Xemnas groaned. "What happened?" Demyx stopped mid-run. Xemnas had hot pink lipstick smeared all over his face. There was a lipstick butterfly on his forehead, a bunny on his left cheek, swirls on the right, something that looked somewhat like cherries on his chin, and one eyes was encircled. "What's wrong?" Xemnas asked when he saw the look on Demyx's face. He stood up and brushed sparkles off his cloak/robe thing. (a/n- I'm not sure what to call it.).

"Nothing!" even Luxord was having trouble keeping a straight face.

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Vexen and Zexion were 'patrolling' the kitchen and dining area.

"Can't you figure out what he took by the symptoms?" Zexion asked. "Because I'd really rather not see that much of Saïx ever again."

Vexen nodded. "true, but there are at least five different types of drugs and two types of alcohol that can do that to someone when taken."

Zexion threw his hands up in defeat, and fell backwards into a chair. "Who ever the hell did this is going to have hell to pay."

"You wont be able to. Saïx will get to them first." Vexen explained.

"You called?" The voice echoed throughout the dining room.

"Shit…" Zexion whispered. There was a loud bang, and then Saïx came falling from the ceiling, and landed on the table. Breaking it in half. (a/n- that is what happened to the table in Mansion).

"Hi Guys!" he waved.

"Saïx! Just the man we wanted to see." Vexen said, trying his best to sound 'professional' and not paranoid.

"Really! Cause I didn't really want to see you. I was having fun with Xemmy, but Demmy, Luxxy, and Mar made me stop. They were so mean!" Saïx whined and then broke into tears.

Zexion and Vexen shared a look. "What exactly were you doing, with Xemnas?" Zexion asked.

"Oh! I made him pretty! But now he smells funny." Saïx giggled.

"Right…anyway. Uh, were you in Larxene's room?" Vexen asked, now noticing Saïx's new look.

Saïx nodded. He observed the room. "Have I been in here before?"

"Yes you have. This is the dining room. You were in here this morning." Zexion said.

"Really now." Saïx put a finger on him chin in thought. "I thirsty." he looked around and spotted a mug with little moon's on it. "Drink!" he smiled, scrambled up onto his feet and ran over to it.

"NO!" Vexen cried.

"Why?" Zexion asked.

"That's his mug from this morning! I was analyzing it!" Vexen explained all in one breath and ran over the Saïx.

"Yummy!" Saïx sighed and placed the mug down on the counter. "Thanks for the drink Vex-" Saïx paused and started to cough.

"Oh no." Vexen said.

"What happens when he drinks more of that stuff?" Zexion asked, earning a glare from Vexen.

Saïx stopped coughing and stood up. His eyes seemed to show how high he was because, again, they had changed color. They now were purple with pink strips. He started twitching and disappeared into another portal. "Well, now its one of four things that he has taken."

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Xigbar and Xaldin sat on the couch in the living area. "Shouldn't we be doing something?" Xaldin asked. Xigbar shook his head.

"We already checked this area, he's not here, and besides we'd hear him if he did come." Xaldin nodded in agreement, and changed the channel.

"What do you want to watch?" he asked.

"POKEMON!" They jumped, and landed on the floor

"The hell.." Xigbar grumbled, and looked up to see Saïx leaning over the back of the couch.

"When did you get here?" Xaldin asked. He held the back of his head. He had hit it on the side table when Saïx had scared them.

"A little while ago. I went to visit Zexy, Vexy, Xemmy, Demmy, Luxxy, and Mar!" Saïx giggled. "do you like their nicknames! I can give you guys some too! How 'bout, Xiggy and Xally! I like that what about you? Do you like them? I don't care if you don't like them cause I do. And-"

Xigbar put a hand over his mouth. "Breathe Saïx, breathe."

Saïx nodded, and Xigbar removed his hand. "Guess what! I made Xemmy pretty, and Zexy and Vexy gave me something to drink, Demmy, Luxxy and Mar are going to be pretty tomorrow cause I told them to come back. But they were mean they made me get off Xemmy…do you like my hair? I do. Did you know that Larxene has really yummy candy? I bet you didn't. its really funny colors but I don't care. I haven't made a nickname for her yet. I really should. Ok I'm off to go make up a nickname for her! Bye!" He said, again in one breath, and disappeared.

"What the hell was that?" Xaldin yelled.

"Did he even breath?" Xigbar asked, trying to sort out the words that Saïx had said.

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A/N- ok I know I said that I'd have the rest of the groups in this chapter….but I decided that they can wait till next chapter! This is fun do you know how much fun this is? I bet you DIDN'T!

Did anyone like the Nicknames I gave them? It was easy to make them really, but Demmy, and Xemmy sound the same. And Vexy and Zexy sound more like 'sexy' hehehe

Ok, I REALLY want Dirge of Cerberus…IT HAS VINNIE IN IT! WOOHOO but its like $50 dollars at Wal-Mart…and that's the only place I'd be able to go to get it…I so mad! GRRR

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GRRRRRRR!