WEEK 3.
SEGEMENT 1. SIMON DEAN STANDS IN THE RING. HE HAS A FITNESS BIKE AND BOXES OF SIMON SYSTEM. HE HAS THE MICROPHONE.
SIMON: Hi. I'm Simon Dean! And I am here to welcome you to my new talk show 'Simon Says'! Now before I get around to giving you oinkers the fitness you need. I have to host the show first...
SIMON HOPS ON HIS EXERCISE BIKE AND RIDES IT WHILE TALKING.
SIMON: At Judgement Day, last night, we saw one hell of a match between Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms, Paul London and Brian Kendrick...Now Simon Dean loves Cruiserweights!
SIMON STARTS PULLING WEIGHTS WITH ONE HAND.
SIMON: Simon loves them because they're fit, because they try my patented Simon System. Anyway, to thr point, London and Kendrick looked to have a little falling out...so because of my posistion as Smackdown Guru, I, Simon Dean will sort the problem out. Come out here guys!
LONDON AND KENDRICK COME OUT SEPERATELY, THEY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN.
SIMON: Now you guys are a great Tag Team. I mean, I looked up your matches and found some real classics there. Now watch how great you guys are!
ON THE SCREEN, IT SHOWS LONDON AND KENDRICK GETTING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED BY CHRIS MASTERS BACK IN NOVEMBER.
SIMON: Oh, whoops, not that one!
ON THE SCREEN, IT SHOWS LONDON AND KENDRICK GETTING DEFEATED BY MNM BACK IN FEBUARY.
SIMON: Wrong one again!
ON THE SCREEN, IT SHOWS LONDON AND KENDRICK GETTING SQUASHED BY THE GYMINI BACK IN JANUARY.
SIMON: (LAUGHS) That's the one! You see guys, classic moments!
LONDON AND KENDRICK LOOK AT SIMON DEAN ANGRILLY.
SIMON: Hey guys! Don't feel bad, I mean you did okay against Gymini...I mean you lasted...two seconds!
SIMON DEAN BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER. LONDON AND KENDRICK LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THEN DOUBLE DROPKICK HIM. LONDON AND KENDRICK BEAT ON DEAN TOGETHER. EVENTUALLY THEY THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING BUT CONTINUE TO STARE EACH OTHER DOWN. SIMON DEAN ANGRILLY GRABS THE MICROPHONE.
SIMON: Good! I'm glad you're joined in Unity! Because tonight, you're going to have to put it to the test against my Simonisers! The Gymini!
THE GYMINI JOIN SIMON DEAN AS THEY STARE DOWN LONDON AND KENDRICK.
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SEGMENT 2. BACKSTAGE, REY MYSTERIO WALKS AROUND WITH HIS BELT. HE SEES KURT ANGLE BASHING AT BATISTA'S LOCKERROOM.
ANGLE: Come out Batista! Now!
REY: He's not there Kurt. I tried to see him earlier...
ANGLE: I had you beat last night Mysterio! I had you beat and that damn Batista helped you win.
REY: Helped me win! He practically forced me to win. I never asked him to Kurt.
ANGLE: Well it looks like me and you have a common bond. Except, I don't have the title...and you do!
REY: Kurt, I want to be a champion everyone can respect. They can look at me and say 'He earned that' But after last night, I didn't earn it.
ANGLE: So what are you saying?
REY: How about me and you tonight in a rematch!
ANGLE: Batista banned from ringside?
REY: Yes. We will see who truelly deserves to hold the gold.
ANGLE: (NODS) Yes we will.
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MATCH 1. GREGORY HELMS VERSUS JAMIE NOBLE FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE.
NOBLE TAKES THE MIC AND REMINDS HIM HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE BELT OFF HIM WHEN HE WAS HURRICANE. NOBLES MIMICS THE HURRICANE. HELMS ANGRILLY ATTACKS.
ENDS WITH DOUBLE COUNTOUT WHEN NOBLE ELBOW DROPS HELMS THROUGH THE TABLE AND IS TOO INJURED TO GET UP HIMSELF.
ANNOUNCER: As the result was a double countout, Gregory Helms is still Cruiserweight Champion!
HELMS IS CARRIED OUT AS HE CLINGS ONTO HIS BELT.
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SEGMENT 3. MATT HARDY AND SHANNON MOORE.
MOORE APPROACHES HARDY BACKSTAGE.
MOORE: Matt, I'm so sorry about Judgement Day, I'll make it up to you...I promise.
MATT: (GRINS) Good. Because I spoke to Teddy Long, and he's given a non title match tonight against the champions MNM.
MOORE: That's great!
MATT: Yeah it is. And I'm looking for you to really impress in the match!
MOORE: Don't worry, I will impress.
MATT: (NODS) Good.
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MATCH 2. LONDON AND KENDRICK VERSUS THE GYMINI W/SIMON DEAN.
DURING THE MATCH, THERE IS A MISCUE WHEN LONDON ACCIDENTLY HITS KENDRICK WHEN GYMINI DUCKS.
KENDRICK OVER WITH HIS DUDLEY DOG FINISHER.
LONDON GOES TO CELEBRATE, WHEN KENDRICK LEAVES THE RING. THE GYMINI START BEATING ON LONDON, KENDRICK WATCHES FOR A BIT THEN RUNS BACK IN AND HELPS LONDON TAKE THEM OUT.
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INTERVIEW 1. BATISTA AND KRISTAL.
KRISTAL: Batista, last Sunday at Judgement Day...you kinda weren't the fairest referee.
BATISTA: (CHUCKLES) You caught me!
KRISTAL: Batista, why did you help Rey Mysterio, when he clearly didn't want your help?
BATISTA: Well Kristal. I've told Theodore Long and I'll tell all of you. I've invoked my rematch clause for the Great American Bash. I wanted to face Rey Mysterio, because I knew we'd tear the house down. But if Rey doesn't want my help retaining the belt tonight? So be it. Whether it's Mysterio or it's Angle...I will get my World Title back!
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SEGMENT 4. JBL IN THE RING WITH JILLIAN.
JBL: At Judgement Day I was robbed. I clearly had Chris Benoit pinned for the three count, and if it weren't for a dumb referee and a stupid hussie! (STARES AT JILLIAN) I would still be Champion. I want a rematch! I'm not asking for one! I'm demanding one!
TEDDY LONG STANDS ON THE RAMP.
TEDDY: JBL, you'll get your rematch, playah! IF...that is, you win the number 1 contender match tonight.
JBL: Number 1 contender match! I'm the Number 1 contender and you know it!
TEDDY: Tonight, it will be a Four Way Elimination Match! It will be you, JBL Versus Finlay Versus Kennedy Versus Booker T!
JBL SULKS IN THE RING.
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MATCH 3. BATISTA VERSUS MARK HENRY W/DAIVARI IN A HARDCORE MATCH.
BATISTA OVER AFTER A BRUTAL BATISTA BOMB ONTO THE STEPS.
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INTERVIEW 2. FINLAY AND JOSH MATTHEWS.
MATTHEWS: Finlay, at Judgement Day, you shocked everybody when you defeated the legenday Undertaker. And tonight you are in the Number 1 contender match.
FINLAY: Are you really shocked Josh. Undertaker may be a legend, but he's not a brawler like me Finlay. I beat up people like Undertaker every night in Belfast Ireland. And tonight, when I win the Number 1 contenders match and defeat Chris Benoit at Great American Bash, you'll all understand why they call me the Fighting Irish bastard...but not to my face.
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MATCH 4. MATT HARDY AND SHANNON MOORE VERSUS MNM.
DURING THE MATCH, HARDY REFUSES TO BE TAGGED IN BECAUSE HE WANTS MOORE TO TOUGHEN UP. MOORE TRIES HIS BEST BUT EVENTUALLY MNM HIT HIM WITH A SNAPSHOT AND HE'S PINNED.
MNM OVER WITH SNAPSHOT TO SHANNON MOORE.
AFTER THE MATCH, MATT GRABS THE MICROPHONE.
MATT: Is that the best you could do? Toughen up Shannon!
HARDY KICKS SHANNON IN THE FACE. HARDY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND LEAVES THE RING, WITH SHANNON UNCONCIOUS.
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SEGMENT 5. REY MYSTERIO AND KURT ANGLE.
THE CAMERA SHOWS REY MYSTERIO TAKING ONE LAST LOOK AT THE BELT.
THE CAMERA SHOWS KURT ANGLE PSYCHING UP.
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MATCH 5. BOBBY LASHLEY VERSUS WILLIAM REGAL.
REGAL OVER BY DQ. LASHLEY IS FURIOUS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT JUDGEMENT DAY. THE REFEREE DISQUALIFIES HIM WHEN HE WONT RELEASE A BRUTAL HOLD ON REGAL.
AFTER THE MATCH, LASHLEY HITS REGAL OVER AND OVER WITH A CHAIR.
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MATCH 6. JBL VERSUS FINLAY VERSUS KEN KENNEDY VERSUS BOOKER T. ELIMINATION MATCH.
CHRIS BENOIT JOINS THE COMMENTARY BOOTH.
THE FIRST ELIMINATION HAPPENS WHEN FINLAY IS ABOUT TO HIT HIS FINISHER ON BOOKER T, WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND UNDERTAKER'S BELL HITS. WHILE FINLAY'S DISTRACTED, BOOKER T HITS HIM WITH THE BOOKEND TO PIN AND ELIMINATE HIM.
SECOND ELIMINATION HAPPENS WHEN JILLIAN DISTRACTS THE REF SO JBL CAN LOW BLOW BOOKER T, WHILE HE DOES THIS, BOOKER T DODGES HIM AND LOW BLOWS JBL AND ROLLS HIM UP TO ELIMINATE HIM.
THIRD ELIMINATION HAPPENS WHEN BOOKER T KICKS KENNEDY IN THE GUT AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES FOR THE SCISSOR KICK WHEN JBL GRABS HIS LEG. KENNEDY QUICKLY HITS HIS NECKBREAKER AND CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS BOOKER WITH THE KENTON BOMB TO PIN AND ELIMINATE HIM.
KENNEDY OVER WITH KENTON BOMB.
KENNEDY: (ON MICROPHONE) Your winner! Once again...MISTER KENNEDY! KENNEDY!
KENNEDY AND BENOIT HAVE A STARE DOWN.
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MATCH 7. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION REY MYSTERIO VERSUS KURT ANGLE.
KURT ANGLE DEFEATS MYSTERIO WITH THE ANKLE LOCK TO WIN THE TITLE.
ANGLE SHAKES MYSTERIO'S HAND AND CELEBRATES WITH THE BELT. BATISTA APPEARS ON THE STAGE AND STARES DOWN ANGLE.
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END RESULTS:
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION GREGORY HELMS VERSUS JAMIE NOBLE (DOUBLE COUNTOUT).
PAUL LONDON AND BRIAN KENDRICK DEFEATED THE GYMINI.
BATISTA DEFEATED MARK HENRY W/DAIVARI.
MNM DEFEATED MATT HARDY AND SHANNON MOORE.
WILLIAM REGAL DEFEATED LASHLEY BY DQ.
KEN KENNEDY DEFEATED JBL, FINLAY AND BOOKER T.
KURT ANGLE DEFEATED WORLD CHAMPION REY MYSTERIO (NEW CHAMPION)
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