F.Y.I- I LOVE GUMMI WORMS! hehehe i just felt like i needed to say it...

Chapter 5 (couldn't come up with a title for this one either…)

Axel and Roxas, were in the main hallway. Making out.

Axel had figured that Saïx would have more fun pestering the others than them, so he talked Roxas into it. He laughed evilly to himself at that thought.

Axel, unconsciously, started to unzip Roxas's cloak. Roxas dropped his arms from around Axel's neck to allow him to take off his cloak. Axel was so caught up in the moment, and in the process of undressing Roxas in the middle of the hallway, to notice someone was snickering in the corner.

The man continued to giggle. And Axel and Roxas continued to be oblivious, until a tune that sounded so much like the Pokemon theme song started to echo through the halls.

"I wanna be the very best, That no one ever was!" a voice echoed. Axel ignored it.

"Axel, what was that?" Roxas asked pushing Axel away slightly.

"Ignore it babe." Axel said, putting a hand on the side of Roxas's face and pulled him back into the kiss.

"To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause," the voice continued. The man hid in the shadows, still silently laughing at the couple.

Axel pushed Roxas's cloak down and started to run his fingers up and down the younger mans side.

"I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide,"

"Axel." Roxas hissed. Axel had moved to kiss his neck. "This is getting creepy. What if they're watching?"

Axel laughed. "Then we'll just have to charge them for the show."

"Each pokemon to understand, The power that's inside." The voice began to pick up speed and the tune was getting into rhythm with the vocals. "Pokemon, gotta catch'em all, It's you and me, I know it's my destiny, Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend,"

"Axel!" Roxas hissed again. "Stop!"

"Roxas, calm down. don't make me start calling you the Sex sucker!" Axel laughed into the nape of Roxas's neck. "Wait you already are!" Roxas blushed.

"In a world we must defend, Pokemon, oh, a heart so true, Our courage will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you!" The beat started to get louder, and now Axel started to get distracted.

"Axel, please stop! I don't know who that is. It might even be Saïx." Roxas whispered.

"Just shut up Roxas!" Axel hissed, and crashed his lips against Roxas.

"Pokemon, Gotta catch'em all, Gotta catch'em all, Pokemon!" The last part was screamed so loud that Axel could have sworn that his eardrums popped.

"Ok damnit! Who's there?" Axel yelled. Roxas quickly fixed his cloak when Axel was distracted.

"It was me!" the voice squealed, and threw a large blue object at Axel.

He dodged it just in time. And looked at it, when it came to a rest against a small table that had a vase of Marluxia's precious flowers in it. It was Demyx's Sitar.

"It was me! I was the turkey all along!" the voice squealed and jumped out from the shadows. It was Saïx. (a/n-duh).

"What?" Roxas asked.

Saïx turned, seeming to actually notice him for the first time. "Roxy, did you know that you look funny when your smashed up against a wall and a hard…thing!" Saïx burst out laughing. Roxas blushed.

"What the hell man? Didn't I tell you to leave us alone? Or didn't you get that memorized?" Axel yelled.

"A-a-a hard thing!" Saïx choked out and continued to laugh. He clutched his sides.

"Would you shut up?" Axel shouted. He summoned his weapons and set them aflame. He threw them at Saïx, but they bounced off when a light shield was set up in front of him. "What?"

"Don't you hurt my little moon baby!" Xemnas pouted, coming down the stairs. The others right behind him. "I thought I lost him once already," he glared at Lexaeus. "And I wont let you hurt him!" Xemnas, ran up to Saïx and threw his arms around the crazy mans waist.

"Awww! Kitty!" Saïx stopped laughing and begun to pet Xemnas's hair.

"You'd want to kill him too, if he was singing the pokemon theme song, with Demyx's sitar while you're trying to make out with your boyfriend!" Axel yelled. Roxas's blushed deepened.

Demyx gasped. "SQUSIHY!" He shouted and ran up to his sitar. And cuddled it.

"Squishy?" Marluxia repeated.

Demyx nodded. "Xaldin named it." Luxord, Zexion and Marluxia gave Xaldin a 'what-the-hell-were-you-smoking-when-you-made-that-name-up?' look. Xaldin laughed nervously and shuffled his feet.

Vexen pushed past the group. "Xemnas! Keep Saïx in one spot. I don't care where, but long enough so I have time to make an antidote!"

Xemnas nodded, and squeezed Saïx tighter "Xemmy! I cant breathe!"

"Oh I am so sorry Saï!" Xemnas said. "Can you forgive me?" Saïx brought a finger to his chin then nodded.

"Sure!" he answered. The grin still plastered to his face, causing his scar to scrunch up.

Xemnas squealed "Thank you!" He smiled and kissed Saïx quickly on the lips. Roxas, Axel, Larxene, and Xaldin stared in disbelief. "Come on Saïx, we can go wait in my room, while Vexen makes you that antidote for your anti-depressant." Xemnas smiled and dragged Saïx away.

Xxx

A/N- OK! This will get wrapped up soon. I don't know how many more chapters but I dunno. Next chapter will be what goes on in Xemnas's room / the 'secret' I think….maybe…I dunno! Heheheh

thank you for the reviews BUT DONT BE LAZY NO MORE!

The name of Demyx's Sitar…is uncreative…I know. Its sad but my brain fizzled out at that moment…..then came back but I still couldn't come up with a better name….so sad…

That one line 'It was me! I was the turkey all along!' was actually from an Invader Zim episode….I LOVE that show!

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