Danny in ghost form hovered around the ghost show house when the robed ponies came with blood blossom torches Danny right away made it snow with his ice powers. Now while made from his powers snow was snow, solid water, not some magical thing. So the snow melted to rain and put out the torches so no more smoke, smoke he could blow away with wind.
he came out standing before them hunched over like a ghoul smirking, his smirk the only thing they could see under his cape and hood. The masses charged using the still wrapped in blood blossom torches as clubs, Now that would have worked just fine, against a lesser ghost, Zecora did it all the time, how ever this was danny phantom we are talking about. Danny pulled out what looked like a metal staff to block them. and knock them away. Staff was metal, Not some ghostly item, So he could use this to strike and counter the clubs easily knocking them out of their hands. Simple loop hole abuse.
That was how he was going to handle this, Loop holes Disarm freeze hooves, disarm freeze hooves so they couldn't run, Till all the cult was trapped just in time for being arrested as Twilight made cults more illegal then murder, Now Danny didn't know that was because she had to time travel to erase a cult form history, but he was thankful for the law.
He unhooed them to see Bright mac, and pear butter, "you where better off dead at least your kids would still like you."
Pear butter rolled her eyes, "Oh please I don't want my daughter apple bloom to like me, I want her to love me enough to let me have that cute little filly flank." she licked her lips, which made Danny punch her lights out , as he was a normal good parent. " Creepy ass bitch!"
Now back home.
Fluttershy was chasing a group of jerks who won't work together despite she was paying them away. "Discord! snap fingers you where right If I wanted my animal shelter I should have had you snap your fingers for it instead of trying to do it the right way."
Discord popped up laying side ways in the air, "...as this moments are rare I need you to say it two different ways honey, I need to hear it."
The pegasus sighed, "Fine but the twerking is for I am still headed!" she said turning shaking her ass as she said "husband right wife wrong. You told me so." She then smacked her ass and discord fell to the ground with nose bleed. he snapped her her dream shelter was made as he panted out, "being right is awesome."
the element of kindess flipped her mane, "And you're lucky I love you. " she walked in hiding an evil smirk, as she thought, like how my bear loved tree huger heheheheheh.
Discord sat up, "the quite ones are always the crazy ones, I know she crazy for me. I know she yandere, but you know what they say sane in the head plane in the..." he couldn't finish as a rope pulled him inside as fluttershy said, "Shut up and lay down on the floor! NOW!"
Not to far away Starlight Glimmer in a crystal prep like outfit was getting off the train with Maud, "So you are looking to move here to ponyville now that you got your degree too?" Maud nodded, "Oh I came here because I hope to meet twilight sparkle, I know we are the same age but ever sense I was a silly filly I had this dream her as an adult showed me a bad future spanked me till I was good so it won't happen and told me she did this because she was my fairy god mother. " she had no idea this really happened thanks to time travel.
Maud blinked as she said, "And you share this fantasy with another pony why?" her left eye twitched in horror.
Starlight throw an arm around her creeping maud out you could see it on her face, "because I hope to use my degree to work for her, as her assistant and maybe student. So I can make it a really when I fail a friendship listen. Now your sister knows her."
The earth pony blinked, "...I prefer the outcast from my family's monster over this. I would punch you but I feel like you would ask me out after words and I am straighter then uncooked pasta in a straight jacket, in the arctic being shot form a bow. "
the unicorn said one thing, "Like I told my last boyfriends and girlfriends, where there is a slapping hand there is Me being a happy filly."
the rock pony whispered,"...help me."
Five seconds later an officer of the law fired a teaser gun on Starlight making her let go of Maud, "Freeze personal space creepy!" Starlight let out a cry of, "Oh yeah " hearts around her. Making the officer drop the teaser making it turn off and jump in horror of it.
starlight got up and crossed her arms, "Teases teases everywhere. I just want someone to love me spank me and make me pregnant no matter how much I say no, While Twilight spanks the fuck out of me all the time. is that too much to ask for."
the earth pony got back on train, "if she is here I am going next town over and not coming back."
Now in her castle Twilight kissed darklight's head as he was a sleep, then walked two rooms over to light a smoke on her holder to smoke, " Love him, but he won't sleep. and Got dam I need this. I need this more than sombra's loving hands on my flank got dam it. Now why do I feel like I am about toi have a creepy encounter that will make me regret my past choices."
that was when the door opened and in walked starlight with her papers, "I graduated top in magic studies history and invention. I will baby sit and nanny, I am even a trained wet nurse."
twilight blow smoke in her face, "Now no one feeds my foal but me, Creepy lady." she said just taken back by the wet nurse part, Well she wasn't a cult leader that would have abused time travel to fuck everything up, So improvement still.
Starlight fanned and coughed, "I Also work best under physical punishment for failings, hold degrees in child care, magic, and a BA in Adult studies," she finger quoted that.
Twilight looked and blinked, "I have meet many freaks, never before has someone had paper work to prove it" she said shocked, before magic pushing her out only to turn and she was there. She jumped she was like pinkie pie.
Starlight was star eyed, "And I have to say, I have always dreamed about being a filly and you where my god mother who spanked me every time I did something bad while showing me how it would make my future one of dead at a young age as a punishment for my crimes. They are the greatest dreams."
the queen blinked leaning back, "...You are going to boil a rabbit for fucking fun aren't you?"
the other unicorn had a rabbit and a pot in hands, making fire with magic, "do you want me to boil a rabbit?"
Our dark queen said,"Fuck no!" She meant that in so many fucking ways it wasn't funny, "I will hire you to make me go away, just stay away form my son or I will hang you with your own shit track!" starlight danced happily doing a booty dance happily.
Twilight hit a button and said, "Sombra watch Dark light we have a freak who has proof of being a freak paper work in the castle, and she is pinkie pie level."
