What a couple REALLY does after their Wedding!

Xemnas and Saïx sat on Xemnas's bed. Saïx was…still…humming the same tune, which really disrupted the mood that Xemnas was trying to create but, he decided to ignore it. Saïx sat with his back against the head board and his legs stretched out.

Xemnas grinned evilly. He crawled towards the oblivious Saïx. He straddled him, but still Saïx continued to hum. "What game are we playing?" Saïx asked innocently.

Xemnas wrapped his arms around Saïx's neck. "Oh, I don't know. Have you ever heard of the marriage game?"

"Weddings! I love weddings! I can go get Demmy's Squishy and I can play the wedding song!" Saïx smiled. It took a while for Xemnas to realize that Saïx was taking about Demyx's sitar…damn perverted mind.

"Uh, no. do you know what the couples do AFTER the wedding?" Xemnas asked.

Saïx thought for a minute, ignoring or still completely oblivious, that Xemnas was gently and slowly grinding his hips into Saïx's. "I know! Oh so were playing THAT game huh?" Saïx said, arching his brow.

Xemnas smiled. "Yes, I see you understand." he pushed Saïx back so Xemnas was laying on top of him. Xemnas sat up so he was again straddling Saïx.

"Oh yeah! I love scrabble!" Saïx squealed.

"…what?"

"That's what couples do! They play scrabble after they get married!" Saïx paused. "But, I don't think it would be wise for you to have a baby Xemmy." Xemnas slid off of Saïx as he sat up and sat on the foot board. He watched as Saïx continued. " you see Xemmy. If we play scrabble, you're going to get pregnant and that wouldn't be good." Xemnas's jaw dropped.

"YOU IDIOT!" Xemnas screamed. Then the door was kicked open for the second time today.

"Ok Xemnas the jig is up!" Xigbar said.

"The 'jig'? What jig? I see no jig here!" Xaldin said.

"Just never mind. Vexen you go." Zexion said. Vexen nodded.

"We know your secret Xemnas!" Vexen said trying to sound threatening.

"OH MY GOSH I KNEW IT!" Saïx said covering his mouth with one hand.

"Knew what? Naked Lad?" Axel asked.

"Oh my gosh! Xemmy! Since when?" Saïx said standing up, and bouncing on his heel.

"When what?" Larxene asked, seeing the very confused look on Xemnas's face.

"Xemnas played scrabble!" Saïx giggled. Xemnas groaned and fell back.

"So?" Roxas asked.

"Get to the damn point Saïx!" Luxord yelled.

"Xemmy's gonna have a baby!" Saïx announced.

"WHAT?" Demyx asked.

"So, Xemnas. Who's the lucky lady?" Lexaeus asked.

"No sillies!" Saïx giggled. "Xemmy's the one that's pregnant!"

"What? Saïx, you need rest." Marluxia said.

"You idiot! A guy cant have a baby! Saïx you're such a dumb ass!" Larxene yelled. Then the window broke and two figures came through the now broken window.

"Your time is up!" Riku yelled.

"Yes! What Riku said!" Sora yelled and then laughed insanely with Riku.

"What the hell are you doing in the room?" Xemnas asked.

"Because you traitor! Your time is up!" Riku explained and continued to laugh.

"You bitch! That's my line!" Xigbar yelled. Xaldin and Axel held him back.

"Not now Xigbar. We still need him." Xaldin whispered.

"Yeah well were using it now! Got it memorized?" Sora asked.

"YOU BITCH!" Axel screamed.

"Axel no!" they screamed.

"FRIENDS!" Saïx yelled and ran over to the two new people.

"Wha-" Was all Riku could get out before Saïx had him and Sora in a bear hug.

"Guess what, Sora and Sora's friend!" Saïx smiled.

"What?" Sora squeaked out, the hug was removing all oxygen from his lungs.

"Xemnas is going to have a baby! You are all welcome to the shower!" Saïx announced and threw his arms into the air. Sora and Riku stared in both disbelief and slight confusion.

"Ok, well we see you have your own problems at the moment. We'll come back later…"Riku and Sora waved and jumped back out the window.

"Ok then…..Saïx since you can not be trusted and since Xemnas needs to be interrogated…you will stay with Axel." Xigbar said.

"WHAT! NOOOO I refuse to baby sit that man!" Axel said crossing his arms and pouting.

"Fine!" Xigbar sighed. "Demyx?"

"Ok!" Demyx nodded.

"YAY! I GET TO SPEND TIME WITH DEMMY!" Saïx cheered.

"Come on!" Demyx said holding out his hand. Saïx took it and they went skipping down the hall towards Demyx's room.

"NOOO I WAS THIS CLOSE DAMNIT!" Xemnas yelled, holding his thumb and pointer finger an inch apart.

"That close to what?" Luxord asked.

"Luxord…" Zexion began, holding his head in his hand. "Do you really have to ask?"

"OH!" Luxord blushed, and glanced at Marluxia, who gave him a suggestive look.

"Ok Xemnas! For you traitor your time is up!" Xigbar said, taking back his one and only line besides 'as if'.

Xxxxx

A/N- MWAHAHAHAHAH ok I decided to make this a little longer than I intended. Its just so much fun to write! But sadly this has to come to an end SOMETIME! Hehehehehe the whole 'scrabble' thing is a joke with me and my friends! Hehehehehe I have perverted friends…and sometimes I can be too, just not in my writing

Ok if anyone doesn't like the pairings I have put in here I am so sorry. The pairings are such if you did not notice: Axel/Roxas, Xemnas/Saïx, Marluxia/Luxord and if you REALLY and I mean REALLY squint Xigbar/Xaldin…but you'd have to screw up your eyes and make it REALLY hard to see if you wanted to see that pair.

PEOPLE! JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS STORY HAS BEEN JUST ONE DAY IN THE CASTLE! It is still the first day and its still morning. I think last time I said what time it was, it was around 10 or something in the morning, at the Organization. I dunno I forget.

And thanks to the review for they have removed the horrible anger that has plagued me! Actually it was my braces that made me mad….IT WAS NOT THE REVIEWERS FAULT! But still REVIEW!

Coming up Next!- Demyx and Saïx in Demyx's room! Oh what's going to happen! it's a mystery! Ohhhhh AND we/you find out what Saïx has taken!