More of those sweet, sweet drugs. XD

"I choose you Charmander!" Saïx grinned and threw down a card. He drew another card from his deck and waited.

"Darn you Saïx!" Demyx mumbled.

Saïx laughed. "Its not my fault you picked only wimpy water type pokemon!"

Demyx stuck out his tongue. "Fine, I pick Squirtle!" Demyx drew a card as well and watched Saïx's expression go from goofy, like its been all day, to concentration, like it supposed to be. Demyx liked the new Saïx, but of course the only order one who liked him like this was Xemnas. And from what Vexen and Zexion said earlier, Xemnas was the one who drugged Saïx.

"OK! I choose you! Charmeleon!" Saïx giggled. "Say good bye to that Squirtle Demmy! Charmeleon attack!" The attack power was enough to 'kill' Squirtle.

"OH! How are you so good at this game when you have no one to practice with?" Demyx asked, while putting Squirtle in the discard pile.

"I don't know. Maybe I'm just a natural born pokemon master!"

"HA, yeah right." Demyx pouted. "I'm losing, can we play a different game?"

"WIMP! Oh fine!" Saïx smiled. Demyx's inhuman pout was just to cute, even for Saïx, and he was still technically crazy.

"YAY!" Demyx looked at the clock. It was noon. "Wow, only noon? Hey Saï, you want to get something to eat?"

Saïx nodded. "Yup, I want pizza though."

"We don't have any, but lets find something!" Demyx jumped off of Saïx's bed, where they were playing Pokemon. He took Saïx's hand and they, walked down to the kitchen.

Xxx

Xemnas was still tied to the chair in the middle of the dining room, while Vexen and Zexion set up a table where Vexen could work. Marluxia, Luxord, Xigbar, and Zexion were doing everything Vexen asked them to do. Axel and Roxas were…still in the corner, (you can probably guess what they were doing), and Xaldin would shout 'Horny Bastard' every once in a while. Larxene and Lexaeus were playing a card game, and every time Luxord asked if he could join, they would yell at him and move they game to another area in the dining room.

The clock chimed noon, and Vexen sighed. "This is going to take forever."

"Don't you DARE quit!" Larxene yelled from the corner, the opposite corner from were Axel and Roxas were.

"I'm not quitting!" Vexen shouted back.

"Get the hell away from us, Luxord!" Lexaeus yelled, when Luxord jumped out from behind one of Marluxia's plants, and attempted to tackle their card game.

"Please! I know some really fun games!" Luxord pleaded.

"NO!" Larxene yelled, picked up the game and her and Lexaeus moved to the other side of the room and set he game back up on the floor.

"Lux, its ok." Marluxia said, trying to comfort him.

The door opened and Demyx and Saïx came in, hand in hand. "Hi guys!" Demyx smiled and waved with his free hand. Xemnas turned the chair around

"NOOOO! DEMYX YOU GET AWAY FROM MY SAIX!" Xemnas screamed.

"I am not doing anything to him! We are hungry so we came to get something to eat so HA!" Demyx said.

Saïx looked around the room, and smiled. "I be back!" he said to Demyx and let go of his hand. He quietly tip-toed to the corner. Everyone in the room was silent and watching him.

He approached the couple in the corner and screamed. "FRIENDS!" Axel and Roxas both jumped in the air, and were caught in a hug by Saïx.

"Hey Saïx." Roxas whispered. The hug was crushing him. Literally.

"Saïx let me go NOW!" Axel said. Saïx let go and they fell to the floor.

"DEMMY!" Saïx yelled. Demyx ran up to him.

"Yes?"

"I hungry. Food time yes?" Saïx smiled. Apparently he liked to screw up the English language more than it already was.

"YES! To the kitchen!" Demyx said, he held out his hand.

"AWAY!" Saïx laughed, took Demyx's hand and they ran, to the kitchen.

Xemnas, stared his jaw open. "WHY!" he yelled and burst into tears. "Saïx, is mine!"

"Xemnas! Shut up!" Zexion yelled.

"He wont be anyone's if we cant find an antidote!" Luxord said. Marluxia was clinging to him.

"WELL SCREW YOU! I am not helping!" Xemnas pouted, gnawed on the rope tying him to the chair and ran into the kitchen.

"Ok, well. Lets continue then." Xigbar said. Vexen nodded

"XEMNAS NOOO!" someone yelled from the kitchen. Axel shrugged and pulled Roxas into a kiss, while they were still on the floor.

Larxene and Lexaeus ignored everything and continued to play their card game.

"SCREW YOU DEMYX! SAIX IS MINE!" Xemnas yelled. There was a loud crash and the sound of pots clanging together.

The door flew off its hinges and Demyx was thrown out of the kitchen. He landed on the floor in a big heap.

"Xemnas! Your fucking insane!" Demyx yelled.

"Am I?" Xemnas asked, walking towards him like a predator after his prey.

"XEMMY!" Saïx yelled. And for once that day, the smile was not there.

"Saïx shut the fuck up you traitor!" Xemnas yelled. Everyone gasped. It was like some weird soap opera. Xemnas never yelled at Saïx. No one, yelled at Saïx, his temper was to frightening, and he had very little patience for anyone. He could get made very easily.

And apparently, being crazy, didn't change that. "Xemnas. No one yells at me. NO ONE!" Saïx yelled.

"TAKE COVER!" Xaldin warned, and everyone fell to the floor.

Saïx continued. "I am not a traitor! You are just a jealous ASSHOLE!" Saïx's Claymore appeared in his hand. Demyx saw the anger in his eyes, and scrambled out of the way. "I belong to no one! Xemnas, and now you DIE!" Saïx yelled and raised his Claymore high over his head.

"Saïx! NOOO!" Demyx yelled, and tackled Saïx. The Claymore vanished and Demyx lay on top of Saïx.

"GET OFF HIM DAMNIT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE ON HIM!" Xemnas screamed.

"Ok, too much information." Marluxia said. The others nodded.

"NO MY BRAIN! BAD THOUGHTS! Bad thoughts!" Marluxia screamed as his nose began to bleed.

"Marluxia! You pervert!" Luxord yelled and ran out of the room.

"No come back!" Marluxia pleaded and ran after him.

Saïx sat up, with Demyx still wrapped around his waist. "Hey Demmy. Were are we?"

"YAY! He's back to normal!…..sort of…." Demyx cheered.

"Argh! Demyx, take him back to your room or something. My head hurts." Zexion complained.

"Horny Bastards!" Xaldin yelled at Axel and Roxas.

"Saïx, come back to me." Xemnas asked. He dug around in his pocket and brought out a bar of chocolate. "See, I have candy. I made it myself. Do you want it?"

The others ignored them, and continued with their work. "YES!" Saïx jumped up and down and grabbed the candy out of Xemnas's hand and ate in greedily. Demyx laughed.

"Be polite!" Demyx said.

Saïx nodded. Then his eyes grew wide and he fell to the floor coughing.

"AGAIN?" Vexen yelled.

"Damn you Xemnas!" Larxene yelled. She had given up on the card game.

"What they hell are you trying to do? OD him!" Zexion asked.

"Your going to kill him before you have your way with him!" Xaldin said.

"What? I only gave it to him because hew was hungry." Xemnas laughed, brought up a portal and disappeared.

"Damn it." Xigbar muttered. "Lexaeus, Roxas, Xaldin and Larxene. Go and find him. We need him to stay here." They nodded and left.

Axel groaned. "Damn you. You did that on purpose didn't you!" Xigbar nodded. "Argh! I'll be right back." he muttered and left to go to the bathroom.

"Ok, we have to wait until Marluxia and Luxord come back. I need there help." Vexen said.

"Ok, Demyx you take Saïx back to your room and keep and eye on him." Zexion said. Demyx nodded and helped Saïx up off the floor.

Saïx was twice as twitchy as he was before, and his smile had grown. "Come on Saï." Demyx said.

"Ok!" Saïx said, and stood up. "oh my goodness, where are we going? Can we go to the roof? I can make you pretty! HEY, where's my pigtails? I WANT THEM BACK!" he checked his pockets. "An my candy? I want it back!" Saïx continued to complain even after Demyx had directed him out of the Dining room.

"Oh god. This is going to take forever." Vexen sighed.

Xxx

A/N- WEEHEE another Chapter! BOOYAKA! OMG thank you for ALL the reviews! I so happy! And to all of those who think Saïx is a sexy bitch. STAY AWAY FROM HIM! HE'S MINE! Well actually, me, Demyx, and Xemnas have worked out a schedule so we share him. Hehehehe but yes. SAIX AND SQUALL ARE MY SEXYNESS PEOPLE! Grrr….

OH! And to those who think I'd hit them with a 2 ton truck for calling Saïx whacked. I will not. For I have created this fic, and I would not mind having a drugged up Saïx all to myself….especially if he streaked through my kitchen XD