Argh…another serious-ish chapter….kind of….
Feelings Surface
Demyx and Saïx were silently laughing, as everyone else was trying to keep Xemnas from crewing his arm off, just so he can kill Demyx. He was jumping in his chair, and had managed to knock Larxene, and Roxas out by kicking them.
"Demyx!" Xigbar shouted. Him and Xaldin were trying to keep Xemnas from kicking anyone else, while Vexen was making a sedative. "You and Saïx get out of here!"
"Don't you need our help?" Demyx asked.
"Just get the hell out of here!" Zexion yelled. "Axel, Lexaeus! You guys take Larxene and Roxas out of here." The four nodded and left.
"GET BACK HERE! I'LL KILL YOU DEMYX! HOW DARE YOU SHOW THIS ORGANIZATION WHAT I WILL USE ON SAIX!" Xemnas yelled.
"Ok, I really didn't want to hear that." Marluxia stated, and quickly dodged a well aimed kick at his shin.
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"Demmy, are you sure Xemmy will be ok?" Saïx asked while they walked back to one of their room's. they hadn't decided which room they were going to.
"Of course! Xemnas will get over it." Demyx reassured him.
"And if he doesn't…can we hit him with a shovel?" Saïx grinned.
Demyx looked surprised for a second, but then laughed. "Yeah." Saïx clapped his hands together.
"Then we can bury him in the backyard, and if he's still alive, we'll send Xigbar out to find him. And then it will be like 'Oh my god! it's a Zombie!" they laughed. Saïx had been 'watching' to many horror movie with Marluxia and Luxord. Really, he would sit on the couch in the living room and read while the other two made out on the floor. That was the only time they would do anything in public, and Saïx refused to yell at them, only because they were not half naked in a large white room, right above Saïx's room. (Axel and Roxas) (a/n-remember when I explained Axel's nickname for Saïx was sex sucker?).
"I'm bored." Demyx said.
Saïx got that evil gleam in his eye again.
"Oh no." Demyx whispered, just before Saïx took him by the hand and ran to his room.
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"Vexen! Hurry up with that damn sedative!" Luxord yelled.
"Its not his fault! Don't yell at him!" Zexion snapped.
"I KNOW that Zexion! But he's gone completely insane! He's going to do something stupid!" Luxord yelled back.
"He's already doing something stupid!" Zexion shouted.
Luxord opened his mouth to retaliate but Marluxia yelled. "SHUT UP!"
"OH, SHIT!" Xaldin shouted and collapsed to the floor, holding his shin.
"Xaldin! Grow up!" Xigbar hissed, missing another kick that went flying towards his head.
"You'd be crying to if he kicked you with steel toed boots!" Xaldin cried desperately, trying to sound more manly.
"Got it!" Vexen smiled in triumph.
"Then get the hell over here!" Marluxia yelled. Vexen nodded, appeared behind Xemnas, and shoved the needle into his upper arm.
"NOOOoooo, Demyx, bring b-ack my Saïx….." Xemnas muttered and fell unconscious.
Luxord and Marluxia fell to the floor in exhaustion, and Xigbar checked on Xaldin. Zexion and Vexen went back to work, as if nothing had ever happened.
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"Oh, my, god." Demyx panted. "You HAVE to stop doing that."
"Awww, but Demmy! Its fun!" Saïx laughed.
"To what? See me wriggle in pain? It hurts after awhile ya'know." Demyx pointed out.
"I wouldn't know now would I?" Saïx grinned. Demyx mumbled.
"You get pleasure out of people being in pain don't you." Demyx asked.
"I do not!" Saïx said. "I think its just fun to tickle you until you cry, because you laugh like, uh…like those little munchkins on Wizard of Oz, only when their on pot."
"I do not sound like that!" Demyx pouted.
Saïx smiled. His 'fangs' as most of the Organization would call them, shown brightly in the setting sun that was spilling in through the window. All of the left side of his face was colored with the light of the sun, and the right was slightly shaded. It was like it was showing the two different sides to Saïx's personality. The one that everyone knew. The emotionless (term used lightly), uncaring Saïx, and the real Saïx. The one that enjoyed to hear the others laugh, have someone to talk to. Someone who seemed to actually care about him. Was being drugged with anti-depressants the only way that, that side of Saïx was going to be shown?
"Demmy? Are you ok?" Saïx asked. Demyx shook his head mentally, and his smile returned.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Good. You were just staring at me. It was weird." Saïx said, ruffling up Demyx's hair.
"Hey! Axel used to do that." Demyx said.
"Yeah I know. I thought it was cute how you pouted. It was so inhuman." Saïx explained.
"So you just wanted to touch my hair?" Demyx asked. Saïx nodded.
"You shouldn't use so much hair gel, it makes your hair gross."
Demyx pouted.
"Demmy…don't be like that, Hun." Saïx's eyes widened and he slapped his hand over his mouth.
Demyx stared at him in disbelief. Did Saïx just call him hun? Demyx didn't know if he should feel happy, that Saïx had called him by a pet name that, usually, couples use. Or if he should be shocked that Saïx had said something that represented feelings, for him.
"Saï?" Demyx began. But then impulse took over, he wrapped his arms around Saïx's neck and pulled him into a long, passionate kiss.
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A/N- Why do I suck at endings? Ok, this is supposed to be a humor fic, but ya'know, you kinda have to have serious parts. So yeah. I'll try not to put anymore in. I think I'm gonna end this at 20 or less chapters. Its not hard for me to come up with ideas, but it has to end sometime, and besides, I don't want to write like a 50 chapter fic. That takes up too much brain power XD.
The Demyx/Saïx/Xemnas love triangle will go on! Although, its more of a Demyx/ Saïx thing, and Xemnas is just the horny friend who wants Saïx all to himself…(who doesn't?), this IS a Demyx/Saïx fic incase your all confused.
Until the next, goofy, weird, uberly confusing chapter!
Uber Super in an awesome language. (my uberly cool language!)
